theplaidunicorn's Stories

In a land where unicorns and pegusi roam, a dark force has risen. While the rulers plan for war, two best friends - who are also princesses from separate kingdoms - set out to stop the darkness before it destroys all they have ...

Wormtail finds that one of his favorite cookbooks is missing. Lord Voldemort needs it for the upcoming anniversary of his regeneration. Do the Malfoys, who recently crossed the Dark Lord, have anything to do with it? And will t...

In this possibly thrilling sequel to Voldemort's Quest For Facial Hair, Wormtail has suddenly gone missing. Will Voldy track him down or could the Dark Lord care less?

As you may know, Voldemort is a very hairless fellow. It is time for that to end. *dramatic chord*

Bad idea, Voldy. Bad idea. You hardly wear clothes, for goodness' sake!

Voldy got a new iPhone for his birthday. It has 3G, which proves to be handy.

Read the previous three before this one.) Voldy has discovered something new on Minecraft- Multiplayer! He goes on a server and meets new friends, some of which are already friends.. (Note: The server in the story is completely...

Note: Read Voldy Plays Mc and Voldy Plays More Mc before this one.) Voldy is angry. Voldy is furious. Voldy rage quit Minecraft and stayed off for a week. But even he cannot resist the temptation of a laptop sitting quietly on ...

Note: Read VOLDYPLAYSMC before this one! Voldy has a new laptop, as well as an obsession with Minecraft. His wallet is a bit lighter, as Wormy made him pay for the second laptop.

This tale is about Voldemort if he played Minecraft. If you do not know what Minecraft is, go to minecraft.net, or if you are lazy read the first chapter :P. If you do know, skip it.

One day Voldy discovers something amazing! It is- something that cannot be told in an intro :) hahahah

Voldemort is facing unemployment. He needs a job, because they ran out of money and most importantly, Snake Kibble (for Nagini). Voldy also realizes the horrid state of his nails.

It's Voldy's 54th birthday! He is such an evil weirdo, and is having a big party! See who comes and how the party goes!