Voldemort's Birthday Party

Voldemort's Birthday Party

It's Voldy's 54th birthday! He is such an evil weirdo, and is having a big party! See who comes and how the party goes!

published on November 03, 2013104 reads 29 readers 5 completed
Chapter 1.
Voldy Plans

Voldy Plans

"OMG!" exclaimed Voldemort. "I didn't realize my birthday was in a week!"
"Oh, be quiet." muttered Nagini. "I'm trying to squeeze this chair."
"It's a chair, Nagini." said Voldy.
"Oh, you spoil all the fun." Nagini glided into another room.
"Alrighty then." Voldemort sat down at his Plotting Desk to make a wish list and decide who to invite.
"Let's see.... Severus Snape....Bellatrix....Igor Karkaroff.." Voldemort set to writing out a list of people to invite. "Hmm. Fenrir? Well.." Voldy thought for a moment. "Yes, I suppose he can come too. What about Lucius?" Voldy frowned. "As long as he doesn't brag about his hair or his pinky toe, yes he can come as well."
"Stop talking to yourself." Nagini yelled.
Voldy sat back in his chair to look over the list. "Oh, and Peter and Yaxley and Barty. Mm-hmm. That's it." Then he wrote them each an invitation and got it ready to put in the mail.
Now came his present wish list.
1. Harry Potter (alive, he could be the confetti)
2. A mustache
3. A toilet plunger
4. Dumbledore (he could be some of the games)
5. Pickles
6. The Elder Wand
7. New robes
8. Some skin lotion
9. Another humungo snake
"Alright." Voldy decided. "That's it." So then he made multiple copies and sent them with the invitations.
"Now to prepare the games!" Voldy got to his feet.
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T3R3Z1
Lawl your stories are awesome!
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on August 07, 2014
MischiefManaged
LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS!!
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on March 05, 2014
Writerunner
Lol! I fell on the floor laughing... literally. Is that normal?
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on January 23, 2014
wolfness
AMAZINGNESSES! Mcdazzle, that is an understatement.
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on November 23, 2013
Mcdazzle2000
dat... wuz very funny
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on November 04, 2013