Voldy's Adventures

Voldy's Adventures

Voldemort is facing unemployment. He needs a job, because they ran out of money and most importantly, Snake Kibble (for Nagini). Voldy also realizes the horrid state of his nails.

published on November 23, 201390 reads 22 readers 6 completed
Chapter 1.
The Last of the Kibble

The Last of the Kibble

"VOLDY!" Nagini hissed very loudly.
"What is it?" Voldy asked. He was in a bad mood because his robes were smelly, but he was too lazy to clean them.
"There..Isn't.. Any.. More... KIBBLE!" Nagini snapped at the air near his arm.
"So?"Voldy asked.
"I'm hungry." said Nagini.
"Well too bad." Voldy turned away.
"Get a job, you bum." Nagini snapped, then glided away muttering.
Voldy rolled his eyes and sat for a moment, then got up and looked in his Big Book O' Jobs.
"Hmm..." Voldy flipped through the pages. "Lawyer.. Doctor... Elephant... Banana.. Potato Chip... Sewage Worker.... Burger Wizard needs Workers.. Ooo, Burger Wizard." Voldy smiled. He loved going to Burger Wizard. So maybe he should work there!
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MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
I like it when you make Voldy stories. I especially like the Minecraft ones and the iPhone one
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on March 05, 2015
Glister
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL!!!!ROFL
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on July 22, 2014
Glister
LOL!!!I love Voldy!!He's so ridiculous!!!You should actually write a proper book with pictures and everything!!!
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on July 22, 2014
swageyamatobiyolo
LOL LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!
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on January 25, 2014
wolfness
DIED LAUGHING ABOUT THIRTY TIMES (so there, Writerunner)
BUT
there is a SINGLE FLAW in this story
Everyone knows the flakes were not dandruff but cornflakes!
This is true because See More▼
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on November 23, 2013
Writerunner
OMG I DIED LAUGHING! YOU SHOULD WRITE A SEQUEL WHEN VOLDY APPLIES O BE A POTATO CHIP!
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on November 23, 2013