Voldy's Adventures

Voldy's Adventures

Voldemort is facing unemployment. He needs a job, because they ran out of money and most importantly, Snake Kibble (for Nagini). Voldy also realizes the horrid state of his nails.

published on November 23, 201391 reads 21 readers 6 completed
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Chapter 2.
Burger Wizard Indeed

Burger Wizard Indeed

Voldy applied for a job at Burger Wizard. He got the job, and soon it was his very first day in his work clothes standing by a window to take people's money.
His first customer arrived. And swept right past.
His second customer came.
"Yeah, I'd like the Humungous Burger o'Enchantment." they said.
"Sorry, but this is where you give me your money." said Voldy.
ZAP.
"OW!" yelled Voldy. He got up and peered through the window. A badly scarred face was looking at him, recovering from a startle.
"I'm not gonna get robbed by some weirdo with too much sunscreen on." they said.
"Food isn't here." Voldy said.
"Well then where do I get my order?" Mad-Eyed Moody asked.
"At the window back there." Voldy pointed.
"Oh." said Mad-Eye. "Okay." He drove back around to the window.
Voldy sighed and sat and waited.
And waited.
Someone else came.
SMACK
"Blech." Voldy wiped tomato off his face and looked around out the window to see who had done it. He got a glimpse of someone he hated.
Harry Potter.
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Comments (6)

GalacticBiRavenclaw
I like it when you make Voldy stories. I especially like the Minecraft ones and the iPhone one ;)
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on March 05, 2015
Glister
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL!!!!ROFL
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on July 22, 2014
Glister
LOL!!!I love Voldy!!He's so ridiculous!!!You should actually write a proper book with pictures and everything!!!
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on July 22, 2014
swageyamatobiyolo
LOL LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!! :D
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on January 25, 2014
wolfness
DIED LAUGHING ABOUT THIRTY TIMES (so there, Writerunner)
BUT
there is a SINGLE FLAW in this story
Everyone knows the flakes were not dandruff but cornflakes!
This is true because See More▼
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on November 23, 2013
Writerunner
OMG I DIED LAUGHING! YOU SHOULD WRITE A SEQUEL WHEN VOLDY APPLIES O BE A POTATO CHIP!
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on November 23, 2013