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wow i cant flirt hElp me \(ʘ‿ʘ✿)/ also can i have your phone number i lost mine (ノ・_-)☆

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I choose you, bish! *throws pokeball*
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Belle_Delphine
on August 19, 2018
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on August 19, 2018
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OH MY. 1T S33MS 1 M1SPL4C3D MY C4N3SWORD. M1ND 1F 1 US3 TH3 ON3 1N YOUR P4NTS 4S A R3PL4C3M3NT?
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MysteriousLiarBoy
No problem!
on November 14, 2016
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Bubbzei
Oh! Thank you so much for informing me. <3
on November 14, 2016
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MysteriousLiarBoy
@Bubbzei

There is a blind character in this webcomic called Homestuck.
She has a cane, that doubles as a sword.
She uses the cane to get around.
on November 12, 2016
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Bubbzei
oh my it seems i misplaces my canersword mind if i use the one in ur pants as a replacement? tf is a canersword
on November 12, 2016
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on November 09, 2016
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Hey. Want me to take you back to your questbed and help you reach oh god oh god oh god oh god tier?
*wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk*
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on November 09, 2016
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I wish i could be straight forward with you.
But I'm too gay for you.
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on November 09, 2016
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Are you a liquid? Because you spilled into my heart.
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on November 08, 2016
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Are you my homework because i'm not doing you, but i should be

Omg what is wrong with me
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Belle_Delphine
Yass
on August 19, 2018
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on November 07, 2016
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My body is creating lactic acid through fermentation because you take my breath away
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on August 11, 2016
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are you food stuck inbetween my teeth because your making me selfconsious
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on August 11, 2016
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I MADE THIS PAGE FOREVER AGO I CANT BELIEVE ITS STILL ALIVE
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on August 11, 2016
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doot ohmggofd
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on August 11, 2016
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I have a ton!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy.
On a scale of 1-10, you're a nine.... and I'm the one you need
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.
Can I take your picture so I can prove to my friends that angels exist?
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
If you were a pill, I'd overdose See More▼
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on August 11, 2016
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Do you play D&D? Because you're a natural 20
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tylnapp
I see...interesting.
on August 11, 2016
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Dungeon_Master
Dice. Can't roll a natural 20 with stats, unless you roll an 18 and have a race with +2 to the stat
on August 11, 2016
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tylnapp
D20....
*Can't tell if talking about stats or the dice*
on August 11, 2016
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on August 11, 2016
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Are those spacepants? Because your butt is out of this world! (Sorry not sorry)
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on August 11, 2016
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nova: you are my yuki[happyness] also did you know yuki has a you and i
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on August 11, 2016
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nova: did u know yuki has a you and I in it
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on August 11, 2016
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Guess what I have? 20 ranks in seduction
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Dungeon_Master
For all my D&D nerds
on August 11, 2016
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on August 11, 2016
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ARE YOU A POTATO? because, well.. uh... SO AM I!!!
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Obsidian_Scars
on August 10, 2016
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sugarcubes
Best pickup line here XD
on August 10, 2016
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PrincessLuna1
lol XDDD
on August 10, 2016
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XxMonsterxX
XD
on August 10, 2016
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on August 10, 2016
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Are you made of copper and tellutium? Cause your CuTe
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SlugcatSeagullAghase
(...why didn't I think of that...?)
on August 10, 2016
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Wont_You_Stay_Alive
dORK

(Jk jk)
on August 10, 2016
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on August 10, 2016
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Are you lighting because your struck me hard
( I Failed )
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Phantasm
Kinda
on August 10, 2016
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PrincessLuna1
come on were family in this website
on August 10, 2016
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PrincessLuna1
its something id say also mabie id catch on
on August 10, 2016
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Phantasm
how is it amazing @PrincessLuna1
on August 10, 2016
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PrincessLuna1
u cant say no to that
on August 10, 2016
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on August 10, 2016
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Can I get a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes
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on August 10, 2016
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