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wow i cant flirt hElp me \(ʘ‿ʘ✿)/ also can i have your phone number i lost mine (ノ・_-)☆

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OH MY. 1T S33MS 1 M1SPL4C3D MY C4N3SWORD. M1ND 1F 1 US3 TH3 ON3 1N YOUR P4NTS 4S A R3PL4C3M3NT?
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The_Signless_Sufferer
No problem!
on November 14, 2016
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Bubbzei
Oh! Thank you so much for informing me.
on November 14, 2016
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The_Signless_Sufferer
@Bubbzei

There is a blind character in this webcomic called Homestuck.
She has a cane, that doubles as a sword.
She uses the cane to get around.
on November 12, 2016
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Bubbzei
oh my it seems i misplaces my canersword mind if i use the one in ur pants as a replacement? tf is a canersword
on November 12, 2016
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on November 09, 2016
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Hey. Want me to take you back to your questbed and help you reach oh god oh god oh god oh god tier?
*wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk*
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on November 09, 2016
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I wish i could be straight forward with you.
But I'm too gay for you.
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AvengersPuddinAndTwinsie
#MyLife and #TooGayForYou
on November 09, 2016
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on November 09, 2016
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Your a thief because you stole my heart, and put diamonds in your eyes
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on November 09, 2016
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You on fire because girl you smoking *flirtatious winking* *looks at twinsie*
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on November 09, 2016
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Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my "soldier's" attention.
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on November 09, 2016
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Hey girl you got nice brows
can i
touch your vagina
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entrelacees
same
on November 08, 2016
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on November 08, 2016
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Whats with all these pick up lines?
You know you could just be straight forward with me.
Oh wait.
You're not straight.
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on November 08, 2016
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I know two things that we have in common. You have a boyfriend and I have math homework. Two things that we could both cheat on.

I'm terrible
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on November 08, 2016
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Are you a liquid? Because you spilled into my heart.
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on November 08, 2016
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My metapod only knows one move and that's harden.
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on November 07, 2016
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Im like your shower, you turn me on when you get inside of me~

hA
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lofoo
SHOOK
on November 07, 2016
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on November 07, 2016
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Are you my homework because i'm not doing you, but i should be

Omg what is wrong with me
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on November 07, 2016
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Are those space pants? Because GIRL YOUR BUTT IS OT OF THIS WORLD!!
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on August 12, 2016
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My body is creating lactic acid through fermentation because you take my breath away
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on August 11, 2016
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are you food stuck inbetween my teeth because your making me selfconsious
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on August 11, 2016
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I MADE THIS PAGE FOREVER AGO I CANT BELIEVE ITS STILL ALIVE
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on August 11, 2016
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doot ohmggofd
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on August 11, 2016
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I have a ton!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy.
On a scale of 1-10, you're a nine.... and I'm the one you need
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.
Can I take your picture so I can prove to my friends that angels exist?
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
If you were a pill, I'd overdose See More▼
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on August 11, 2016
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Why are these all weeb pickup lines
If anyone said one of those weeb ones to me I'd stab them
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on August 11, 2016
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