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wow i cant flirt hElp me \(ʘ‿ʘ✿)/ also can i have your phone number i lost mine (ノ・_-)☆

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Me: I like your shoes
Them: Oki thx *walks away*
Me: they want the dicc-
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on August 21, 2018
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If you jingle my bells, youll have a white christmas
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Belle_Delphine
I think I come up with decent original ones but these are just amazing.
Even if you didn’t come up with dem
on August 20, 2018
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orangeade
Oh lol
on August 20, 2018
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ThatAnimeGirl
on August 20, 2018
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orangeade
How do you get such ideas ? xD
on August 20, 2018
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Belle_Delphine
on August 20, 2018
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on August 20, 2018
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Fucc me if I' m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
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Belle_Delphine
Damn it
on August 20, 2018
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on August 20, 2018
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Friend: that test was really hard.
Me: you know what else is hard? *eye wiggle*
Friend: Homework?
Me: no
Friend: Getting up in the morning?
Me: no
Friend: the dicc- damn it.
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on August 20, 2018
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I lost my virginity...
Can I have urs?
*eye wiggle activated*
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AutiWay
i used to be the same way but then i started turning some of the things i said into stories and i havent written many stories after that
on August 20, 2018
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Belle_Delphine
Ikr ?
on August 20, 2018
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AutiWay
XD
jeez. you come p with a ton of stuff lol
on August 20, 2018
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Belle_Delphine
on August 20, 2018
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AutiWay
XD well then
on August 20, 2018
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on August 20, 2018
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*knock knock knock knock*
Do u wanna go out and fucc?
We can play and sex games you wannntt,
I’m freaking hoorny.
Why are you running awaayyy?
(Do u wanna build a snowman tune ?)
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AutiWay
lolz
on August 20, 2018
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Belle_Delphine
? never trust a laptop when it comes to emojis kids.
That was my first lesson in life
on August 20, 2018
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AutiWay
???

this is why i dont trust this laptop with emogis lol
on August 20, 2018
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Belle_Delphine
on August 20, 2018
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AutiWay
ikr XD
jesus....
on August 20, 2018
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on August 20, 2018
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I think you're crazy. I'm crazy. Let's go out and fucc.
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Belle_Delphine
on August 20, 2018
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on August 20, 2018
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Me:How do you spell me?
Someone: alright M-E
Me: You forgot the D
Someone: there is no ‘D’ in ‘me’
Me: not yet.
*LENNY FACE INTENSIFIED *
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Belle_Delphine
on August 20, 2018
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AutiWay
lol i got it from a friend named emmy and she said she got it from aphmau and i was like omg XD
her and auphmau XP
on August 20, 2018
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Belle_Delphine
Probably ?
I saw it in a yandere simulator mmd thing
on August 20, 2018
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AutiWay
isnt that from auphamu or something like that?
on August 20, 2018
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on August 20, 2018
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Ya wanna see how big my dick is?
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Belle_Delphine
on August 20, 2018
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on August 20, 2018
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Roses are red
Violets are called violets even tho they look blue.
What dumbass Called them violet?
Oh shit this is supposed to rhyme....
I’m gonna go to bed.
Guess what?
It’s you.
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on August 20, 2018
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Hello, I was wondering if you're available to fucc this weekend?
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Belle_Delphine
? yasss oh wait shit.
I meant no!
(Me and my dumb ass self)
on August 20, 2018
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on August 20, 2018
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Hey.
I think your jumper is nice.
Now let’s fûc-
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on August 20, 2018
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
In my bed
Theres space for two
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AutiWay
lol
on August 20, 2018
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on August 20, 2018
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Did my mom set you up on a date with me?
No seriously did she? God damn it’s annoying
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on August 20, 2018
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Is your body from mc donalds?
because it’s greasy and fat


; )
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cockk
@Derpyderpjuice
oh
thats nice
on August 19, 2018
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on August 19, 2018
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are you a horse? coz you make my heart race!
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Belle_Delphine
I though you were gonna say something else ?
on August 19, 2018
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on August 19, 2018
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let's flip a coin. Head, you're mine. Tails, i'm yours ;-)
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on August 19, 2018
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are you a banana? Because i find you a-peeling...


(yes i stole it from somewhere)
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on August 19, 2018
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Did you fall from the heavens?
Because you’re...
Dead to me
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on August 19, 2018
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I wish you were a TV so I could...
Turn you on.
(Lenny face intensified)
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Hurrivoi
You can loose your remote in the folds of my couch anytime
(Lenny face shakes more than shakira's hips)
on August 19, 2018
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on August 19, 2018
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