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wow i cant flirt hElp me \(ʘ‿ʘ✿)/ also can i have your phone number i lost mine (ノ・_-)☆

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Your legs must be tired from running through my mind all day
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on August 10, 2016
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Hey I think you dropped something.... My jaw :p
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Sarcastic_Newsie
omg xD
on August 12, 2016
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XxMonsterxX
I'm laughing so hard... XD
on August 10, 2016
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on August 10, 2016
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On a scale of one to ten, your a 9. I'm the 1 you need.

What am I doing?...
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on July 24, 2016
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"I forced my friend to write a fanfiction about you and me."
true story tbh
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on July 20, 2016
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Money Dogg: Is it destiny that we met?~
PLAYA1: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?~
Me: DO I PUT YOUR MOUTH ON MY MOUTH?! Dang it... I'm out *Runs away*
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on June 17, 2016
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Are you Yandree? Cuz I just noticed you~
( Aka... I'm Sinpia~ )
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PenguinMcGuffin
Hahaha X3 Lol you know you like it~ Hahaha
on June 15, 2016
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PenguinMcGuffin
on June 15, 2016
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on June 15, 2016
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Are you a great fairy? 'Cause you're making my magic rise~
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The_Mander
xD! You remember
on June 15, 2016
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on June 15, 2016
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If you were a light switch, i could turn you on

XD
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irony
I could turn someone on even if they weren't a light switch. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
on June 15, 2016
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on June 14, 2016
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Someone actually said this to me

Can I take a picture with you?
Because my friends don't believe in angels
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on June 14, 2016
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Are you a slytherin? Because im going to slither in your bed tonight
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on June 12, 2016
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DOOT THE PIC IS DOOT

I better make a pick up line now...
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cuz you got a sweet ass ;3
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sapphirethehedgehog
alright X3
on June 11, 2016
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sapphirethehedgehog
XD lol
on June 11, 2016
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on June 11, 2016
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Are you a murderer? Because when i saw you, i stopped breathing
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on June 11, 2016
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Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby I'm lost at sea.
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on June 10, 2016
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Will you touch me? I want to tell people I was touched by an Angel.
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on June 10, 2016
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i hate your shirt


you should take it off
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on June 10, 2016
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Are you a shadow crystal?
'Cause when you touch me, I turn into a beast~
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on June 10, 2016
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My blood is red, the ocean is blue
You don't know how much i want you
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on June 10, 2016
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TOMATOS ARE RED
BECAUSE OF THE RAIN
ILL BE ROMANO
YOU BE MY SPAIN
(Me and a friend came up this a while back)
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on June 10, 2016
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YOU MIND IF I FOLLOW YOU HOME?

because my parents said to follow my dreams
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on June 10, 2016
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IM SICK


BECAUSE IM LACKING VITAMIN U
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on June 10, 2016
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