The.Uncanny.Valley

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Daniel Radcliffe looks like the kind of guy that would snag your laptop while you're away from your table at the Panera Bread
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on November 10, 2019
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Has anyone else bought a regular bag of jelly beans and gotten one of the shitty bean boozled flavors?
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Dabi_Todoroki
YES
on December 01, 2019
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on November 05, 2019
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Why do drugs when you can get all the dopamine you need from compulsively buying 5 fresh new packs of pokemon cards?
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eedenVertigo
*please give me spare pokemon cards or ill die*
on October 28, 2019
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Dabi_Todoroki
lol
on October 28, 2019
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on October 28, 2019
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I dreaded getting older until I realized that with just a bit of effort, I could make myself look like an old and weathered forest elf who has seen hundreds of years of adventurers come and go, providing wisdom to each of them so it may aid them on their quests before finally settling down in a cottage in a quiet secluded woodland area to live out the rest of his days until he's finally reclaimed by the earth.
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The.Uncanny.Valley
That started out as a shitpost but now I'm considering writing a fantasy novel
on October 19, 2019
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on October 19, 2019
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I put a plastic lizard on letgo for 100 dollars and somebody's actually interested in buying it.
Is this stonks?
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Friday_Im_In_Love
Oh my
on September 28, 2019
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on September 28, 2019
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Sand hanitizer
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on September 25, 2019
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I got uwu'd by the barista at my local boba place
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on September 14, 2019
I got scolded for calling christians 'the jesus fandom'
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Spikeu_Catoo
I know this is late, but I am Christian and I say that we should totally call it "the Jesus fandom" that's amazing ?
on September 13, 2019
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your.cool.grandma
It’s not wrong tho
on September 12, 2019
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celestos
the Jesus fandom
on September 12, 2019
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on September 12, 2019
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That's it, I'm going into hibernation until Paramore's off hiatus
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on September 07, 2019
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Me at 3:00 in the morning: I have to be up early, I should sleep
My brain: ???? ?? ????? ?:?? ???????? ???????? ????? ?? ??? ??????? ?? ????
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on August 26, 2019
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Heblo
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on August 25, 2019
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Cameron.Boyce
I’ve eaten nothing but pizza, peanut butter sandwiches, and ramen for the past week, that’s basically my life rn
on August 25, 2019
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The.Uncanny.Valley
That's neato
How's college so far?
on August 25, 2019
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Cameron.Boyce
I started college last week and I’m eating pizza
on August 25, 2019
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The.Uncanny.Valley
Life's alright
I got a ukelele today
How about you?
on August 25, 2019
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on August 25, 2019
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I just saw parabellum, the last few minutes proved that John is part Nokia
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on August 23, 2019
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Me wearing knee length socks, boots, jeans, a sweater, and a jacket in the middle of summer: Ugh, why is it so hot in here?
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on August 22, 2019
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I'm no longer an atheist, for now I recognize that god was never absent from my life, he was simply disguised as a cartoon robot disguised as a green dog
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on August 22, 2019
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on August 22, 2019
Me: okay rad, time to sleep
The mosquito in my room: ? ????? ??? ???? ???
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on August 21, 2019
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I can't drown my demons, they know how to swim
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on August 18, 2019
I ordered off the 12 and under kids menu once when I was 13 and the restraunt got swatted
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on August 16, 2019
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So like, on My Strange Addiction, how do they go about filming examples of their addictive behavior? Like, do they follow them around waiting for them to do the thing or do they just whip out a Nikon and say like, 'Alright Sharon, we're gonna need you to take a nice big bite out of this deodorant stick so the audience can witness the kind of bullshit you're partaking in."?
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on August 14, 2019
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The rational part of my brain: I'm lucky to have fully intact limbs, as it would be inconvenient to have to use a prosthetic

Every other part of my brain: wANT ROBOT HAND
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on August 12, 2019
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