Puns

Chapter 2~

Did you hear about the man who got hit in the head with a soda? Good thing it was a soft drink.


Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.


When a clock is hungry, it goes back 4 seconds.


A bike does not stand on its own because it's two-tired.


These puns are terrible. You can rip them to shreds.



An time flys like an arrow. Fruit flies like an apple.



Yesterday I ate some food colouring. The doctor said that I would be ok but I dyed a little inside.



I used to be afraid of hurdles but I got over it.


To write with a broken pencil is pointless.



I new type of broom came out. It's sweeping the nation.



I was wondering why the base ball was getting bigger. And then it hit me.



I tried to buy a book about phobias but I was afraid that I would not help me at all.



Always trust a glue sales man. They tend to stick with there words.

Hope you guys like this story ish? Thing so far! Hope you also like these puns! More will come soon don't worry! Thanks as well for reading! It means a lot to me! I wrote this because I was SO BORED XD. Hopefully by reading this story you might be a little less bored. ^-^ well have a nice day! And remember, always love huskies! ^-^ (unless you don't like Huskies!!! at all I am sorry...)