Puns

Chapter One~

Did you hear about those new reversible jackets? I wonder how they turn out.



I'd tell you about a chemistry joke but I doubt I would get a reaction.



You can't trust atoms. They make up everything.



I am reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.



They told me I was type A blood but then realized there was a type O.



I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.



My friend bakery burnt down last night. His business is now toast.



I don't trust these stairs. There always up to something.



What to Santa's Elfs learn at school? The Elf-abet!



I tried to find 10 puns that would make me laugh but no pun in 10 did.



Cat puns freak meowt. No I am not kitten.



I changed my I pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.



I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory! All I did is take a day off...



I hate insect puns... They really bug me.



I don't remember how to throw a boomerang until it came back to me.



I once heard a joke about amnesia but I forgot how it goes...

Hope you like this story so far! I was really bored as you can tell... You can say these puns to all your friends and family if you want. And I also hope you enjoyed all these puns! ^-^