Chapter One~Did you hear about those new reversible jackets? I wonder how they turn out.
I'd tell you about a chemistry joke but I doubt I would get a reaction.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything.
I am reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
They told me I was type A blood but then realized there was a type O.
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
My friend bakery burnt down last night. His business is now toast.
I don't trust these stairs. There always up to something.
What to Santa's Elfs learn at school? The Elf-abet!
I tried to find 10 puns that would make me laugh but no pun in 10 did.
Cat puns freak meowt. No I am not kitten.
I changed my I pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory! All I did is take a day off...
I hate insect puns... They really bug me.
I don't remember how to throw a boomerang until it came back to me.
I once heard a joke about amnesia but I forgot how it goes...
Hope you like this story so far! I was really bored as you can tell... You can say these puns to all your friends and family if you want. And I also hope you enjoyed all these puns! ^-^