Puns

Puns

Yes I am doing this. A story on puns. I am this bored. Most of these are probably not mine so I don't own most on these puns. Enjoy these puns! ^-^

published on February 2694 reads 42 readers 10 not completed
Chapter 1.

Chapter One~

Did you hear about those new reversible jackets? I wonder how they turn out.



I'd tell you about a chemistry joke but I doubt I would get a reaction.



You can't trust atoms. They make up everything.



I am reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.



They told me I was type A blood but then realized there was a type O.



I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.



My friend bakery burnt down last night. His business is now toast.



I don't trust these stairs. There always up to something.



What to Santa's Elfs learn at school? The Elf-abet!



I tried to find 10 puns that would make me laugh but no pun in 10 did.



Cat puns freak meowt. No I am not kitten.



I changed my I pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.



I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory! All I did is take a day off...



I hate insect puns... They really bug me.



I don't remember how to throw a boomerang until it came back to me.



I once heard a joke about amnesia but I forgot how it goes...

Hope you like this story so far! I was really bored as you can tell... You can say these puns to all your friends and family if you want. And I also hope you enjoyed all these puns! ^-^
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Comments (10)

The_Fandom_Queen
Make another chapter Please!
My mom and I enjoy these very much!
But i can't stop thinking of Mike!!
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on March 08
The_Fandom_Queen
Me: *Tells mom the hurdle pun*
Mom: I'm still afraid of hurdles *goes on about something*
Me: So you haven't gotten over them yet?
Mom: -_-
Me: Hell yeah Bitch.
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on March 08
The_Fandom_Queen
Did you steal this book from Mike?
He'd be proud.
But that cat pun freaked meowt.
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on March 08
SmolBeanie696
Happy 69 reads.
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on March 08
Anime_Trash
*wipes away a tear* Sans would be so proud...so proud XD
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on March 07
sapphirethehedgehog
This is he reason my friends hate me XD thank you fellow pun lover!
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on February 27
Space_Boy
Yussss
So much yus
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on February 27
breann.west.5
I use the saved Links feature a lot.
No Pun Intendo
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on February 27
Fej123
I love this
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on February 26
TheUltimateWaifu
A person with B+ blood always have to be positive!
I'm sorry.
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on February 26