j interviewed for a coffee shop in millennium park… kinda hope i get it was skeptical at first bc busy touristy location but managers seemed cool nice roomy behind bar $20/hr (pre tips) after training completion…
7 days ago
already got a new job but im going to a few interviews tryna find something better i love having experience now places want me soooo bad
9 days ago
i think me and my best friend/evil twin have the wildest taste in men bc Wdym convicted felon and human equivalent of a shot of rumpleminze
10 days ago
i was gonna try to make plans w Boy this week but didn’t fully bc my hair kinda looks like ass rn bc i cut my bangs uneven and it’s too thick it just doesn’t look right so i gotta wait for my hairdresser mother to come visit me so she can fix my crisis bob
11 days ago
im so funny lost my last job bc “oh we need someone who can ACTUALLY bartend” so i proceeded to get a job at a more prestigious bar 5 and a half days after the fact and my boss there (same boss as previous job before the first bartending job) is actually nice
13 days ago
literally idk how things got this bad i was finally doing well after several months of intense burnout from a high volume service job and thought i landed a good job that pays well and i enjoyed just to be stabbed in the back and then i crashed out and cut off more than half my hair so now im chopped unemployed and in love with my situationship from 2 years ago do i end my shit before it gets worse or
14 days ago
genuinely things haven’t been this bad since i got cheated on why are we passively suicidal in the big 26
14 days ago
mfw the job i’ve been at for almost 3 months abruptly fires me w no notice or communication 🤕went to work today “Hey we hired someone else they’re working your shifts now go home” Im going to bazinga blast my brains out
20 days ago
22 days ago
i keep forgetting im an ordained minister
i need to get my clergy id card so any time anyone says my name i can be like “actually that’s reverend analog.whore to you” and flash that shi like a police badge
26 days ago
26 days ago
into chess again 💀
it’s not something i can even make into a quirky little “hahaha yeah i loved chess when i was younger” no i was weird about it. i started playing in 4th grade and would skip lunch to play chess w my teacher. in high school i used to play competitively. like serious bracketed chess competitions and more often than not i would make it to the semifinals at least!!! See More i would set aside like an hour or 2 a day specifically to study tactics i was so weird about chess
28 days ago
28 days ago
28 days ago
who gave me a cold…not cool
not even bad enough to be funny when i had the flu it was funny bc i was basically on my deathbed but?? itchy eyes bruh and i sneezed this is tuoid
on March 04
on March 04
my bathroom sink hates to see me and my scissors coming
on March 04
can’t sleep bc my period j ended and for some reason that makes my stomach hurt but my ball stompers (new rocks) r scheduled to deliver tomorrow
on March 04
