identikit

21. singer, songwriter, film photographer, barista, big fan of birdwatching and getting caught in the rain.
hit the “👎” at some old fart that honked at me for crossing the road in the crosswalk (i had the right of way) and i’ve never felt more powerful ever before
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on Wednesday
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jammed w friends last night after a show and we sounded incredible?? which usually never happens it’s so hard to make music from nothing. we came up w/ a gorgeous song completely improvised and i played lead guitar (!) and at one point someone j started singing about 9/11 for some reason
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on Tuesday
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7 days ago
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poured the funniest penis latte art (with balls) at work today i am god
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7 days ago
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in my enclosure gnawing at the bars
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13 days ago
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guys do u think he’ll let me hit if i make focaccia
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fujoshi
late response but yes
on Tuesday
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@fujoshi do u think he’ll let me hit twice if i ask him to help me make it
13 days ago
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yes girl i been saying
13 days ago
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13 days ago
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the more i see old photos of myself the more disoriented i get about my appearance i have looked so different over the years and its almost uncomfortable idk
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15 days ago
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i love it when i put on a skimpy black outfit and its been only 12 hours The Boy texted me and suddenly i don’t feel tormented and unfuckable
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16 days ago
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giving her ass a gas oven is like putting a moth in a room w a large lamp
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18 days ago
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i swear the air in this neighborhood makes me 10x hotter i think ive literally been stopped on the street at least once a day the past week to be hit on and theres a man from class in my dms calling me ma’am and asking me for permission to watch tv
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18 days ago
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walked around the busy part of my neighborhood during a pride event and the most stereotypical white gay male i think ive ever seen (bleach blonde, chevron mustache, wearing a tank top and pink booty shorts and sunglasses flicked his wrist at me and went “hayy babey” and i had to take a second
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19 days ago
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friend j told me they think i am sylvia plath incarnate do not tell me these things itll either go to my head or send me into spiritual psychosis and idk which is worse
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19 days ago
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i fuckking hate men why are you drunk at 9 am on a sunday following women to work i sm one more incident away from going bald and making myself as ugly as possible
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20 days ago
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i am making plans that may undo all of the healing i have undergone in the past 12 months
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22 days ago
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22 days ago
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i think i actually j sprained my finger i can move it again
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23 days ago
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eventful day. quit my job, bought a coffee table, broke my finger
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(i am still working full time at the job i reallt like!)
25 days ago
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25 days ago
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saw she’s green again last night, met the singer n got a setlist :o
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27 days ago
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got my copy of the bell jar back today my friend brought it to my job and my boss saw it on the counter n (very concerned) went “who is reading the bell jar…”
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29 days ago
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been hearing crows on my street lately… gonna start leaving peanuts on the ledge outside my window and see if i can make some friends:)
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30 days ago
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