mfw the job i’ve been at for almost 3 months abruptly fires me w no notice or communication 🤕went to work today “Hey we hired someone else they’re working your shifts now go home” Im going to bazinga blast my brains out
yesterday
on Thursday
i keep forgetting im an ordained minister
i need to get my clergy id card so any time anyone says my name i can be like “actually that’s reverend analog.whore to you” and flash that shi like a police badge
7 days ago
7 days ago
into chess again 💀
it’s not something i can even make into a quirky little “hahaha yeah i loved chess when i was younger” no i was weird about it. i started playing in 4th grade and would skip lunch to play chess w my teacher. in high school i used to play competitively. like serious bracketed chess competitions and more often than not i would make it to the semifinals at least!!! See More i would set aside like an hour or 2 a day specifically to study tactics i was so weird about chess
9 days ago
9 days ago
9 days ago
who gave me a cold…not cool
not even bad enough to be funny when i had the flu it was funny bc i was basically on my deathbed but?? itchy eyes bruh and i sneezed this is tuoid
12 days ago
12 days ago
my bathroom sink hates to see me and my scissors coming
12 days ago
can’t sleep bc my period j ended and for some reason that makes my stomach hurt but my ball stompers (new rocks) r scheduled to deliver tomorrow
12 days ago
the work gc hates to see me coming
idgaf if they even get mad the shifts r longer, it’s a way less stressful environment, i actually get to make drinks instead of being forced to take orders my whole damn shift and i make SO more money because it’s a BAR i think if i flirted with customers like that at my other job id get fired bc its an evil hospitality company
18 days ago
i don’t even hide it anymore “can anyone take my shift so i can take a shift at the bar” im gonna get fired ❤️🩹
18 days ago
18 days ago
my stupid ass bought tea, incense, and two tiny ceramic animals and now i have 60 dollars to my name until friday but then i’m getting paid for like 25 hours of work between both jobs and (unusual for me i usually work like 13 hrs a week max bc im in school) and i tipped out out over $100 in credit card tips for one of said shifts i fear im going to be bad
19 days ago
why is it that when i have work or school my dreams r always heavenly and beautiful and im living in a cottage with the one who got away but when i actually have time to sleep in suddenly im being forced to bring a child into the world
19 days ago
yesterday i was bartending and i served these guys a few rounds and while i was scrubbing a coffee urn with a toilet brush one of them stood up, bent over, and said “me next” he tipped me like 50 dollars do u think he want me
22 days ago
i can’t wait to quit my stupid chud job (not the bar I like the bar)
if they expect me to close alone on friday with no help from the managers istg i will get another workplace injury i there are glass jars in the cabinets still and I can trip and fall.
25 days ago
25 days ago
new wuthering heights movie is ass btw heathcliff is not a white man
sigh another beautifully written period piece about classism, racism, patriarchy, etc etc watered down to forbidden love and on screen sex
24 days ago
27 days ago