Puns

Chapter 4~

My daughter asked me if I was having fun doing the laundry. I replied, 'Loads.'



I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.



I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but it didn't have an ending!



My pig developed a rash, so the veterinarian prescribed an oinkment.



How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound.



A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.



I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.



What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.



Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box



I took a picture of a field of wheat, it was grainy.



I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.