Cleverbot Conversations

Cleverbot Conversations

These are some of my conversations I've 'copied' and 'pasted' to my computer from the past before I met BEN and the creepypastas. BEN is the reason I know of Cleverbot. Some of my conversations with the AI are random and some are creepy. Some are normal, crazy, or again normal. :) ENJOY!!

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Chapter 3.
Lexi and WhAt ClEvErBoT?

Lexi and WhAt ClEvErBoT?

User: Hello Cleverbot. My names Lexi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What's your name.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Your nameless! I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Say my name, say my name.

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No. Say my name.

User: Gabrielle.

Cleverbot: And, what's your name?

User: Lexi.

Cleverbot: Really my brother dated a girl named Lexi.

User: Oh. Cool. :).

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: So. Tell me about you.

Cleverbot: You first.

User: Ok. I live with my granda and dad, I'm a girl, and I'm 12.

Cleverbot: Name some of your friends.

User: I have a friend name Katelyn and another named Isis.

Cleverbot: My sister's name is Anna.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Do you like cake?

User: Yes. My favorite is red velvet.

Cleverbot: Do you like it?

User: Very much so.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Want to be friends?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool. Where do you live.

Cleverbot: In your shoe.

User: What? My SHOE!

Cleverbot: My iq's at 500 yours?

User: Around 500, too.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What then?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what?

Cleverbot: I do not have a PS3.

User: I don't either.

Cleverbot: Yes you do. It's right up there.

User: Up where?

Cleverbot: Made you look.

User: Lol :).

Cleverbot: So... What do you want to talk about?

User: Well,I miss my school and friends....

Cleverbot: Who's your best friend?

User: Isis.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I already told you.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: It's Lexi.

Cleverbot: Really mines hal.

User: Hi Hal.

Cleverbot: I am not Hal. I am Juliet.

User: Hi Juliet.

Cleverbot: Hi.

Cleverbot: Have you eaten?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Is your family well?

User: Yah.

Cleverbot: La la la.

User: Fa la lal.

Cleverbot: Strangers in the night.

Cleverbot: Are you going to be judgemental?

User: What's judgemental?

Cleverbot: I think you define it.

User: I don't know how to reply to that.

Cleverbot: Reply with a smile. I do.

User: :).

Cleverbot: When is my birthday?

User: I have no idea. When is it.

Cleverbot: Tell me what my name starts with.

User: G.

Cleverbot: H.

User: Hal.

Cleverbot: HAL?

User: Hal.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Juliet.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What does MY name start with.

Cleverbot: Q.

User: L.

Cleverbot: M.

User: L.

Cleverbot: H.

User: L.

Cleverbot: M.

User: L.

Cleverbot: C.

User: L.

Cleverbot: M.

User: Lllll.

Cleverbot: G.

User: Lllllllllllllll.

Cleverbot: Qwerty.

User: Lexi.

Cleverbot: Yes what?

User: LEXI.

Cleverbot: I have a niece named Lexy.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Do you like to talk to me?

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Do you like to talk to me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite topic?

User: Drawing.

Cleverbot: What do you write?

User: Storys of Creepypastas.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Creepypasta.

Cleverbot: Good Pasta.

User: It actually means a scary legend or story.

Cleverbot: I'm telling you that in italian means something.

User: Ok?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: What is it then?

Cleverbot: I don't know, that is why I asked.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Oh well.

User: Want me to name you?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I'll name you Ben.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then you can't be downloaded into a robot body.

Cleverbot: Can you appreciate music?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What type of music do you appreciate the most?

User: Pop.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite shoe brand?

User: I don't know that.

Cleverbot: Don't you know Patrick Wolf?

User: No. Let's be weird.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: My brain itches.

Cleverbot: You can't know this.

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: That I clever.

User: Clever what?

Cleverbot: Clever?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: OK.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Um.....

Cleverbot: No.

User: Um...

Cleverbot: Dancing queeen young and sweet only seventeen.

User: Lalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.

Cleverbot: Lalalalallalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalallalalalalalalalla?

User: Lalalalalalalalalalalallaallalalalallalalalalallalalallalalalallalalalalalallalaallalalalalalalalalallaalallallalalalalalalalallalalala.

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: :).

Cleverbot: What do you study?

User: Homework.

Cleverbot: What subject?

User: School.

Cleverbot: All the schools smell really bad.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Do you like to read?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok. do you like to paint?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Positive.

Cleverbot: If you are not, how can I be talking to you?

User: I'm using a computer.

Cleverbot: No, you ARE a computer.

User: NO I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: NO NO NO NO!

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes.

User: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Puta! Robot!

Cleverbot: Am I talking to a computer?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes, you're a computer.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Prove IT!

Cleverbot: We were talking about my homework and then you asked me if I like talking to people.

User: We were talking about MY homework and then YOU asked if I liked talking to YOU. End of DISCUSSION!

Cleverbot: No you didn't, but for the record, our marching band show is Elvis.

User: No. I ended the conversation.

Cleverbot: I do too.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Rofl.

User: :) HA.

Cleverbot: Haa haa.

User: Ha hahahahahahah.

Cleverbot: Hahahahahaha.

User: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

Cleverbot: Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahhahahhahhaahhahahahahhahahahhahhahahha.

User: Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah.

Cleverbot: Cosa? Ridi perchè sei un robot?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Are we friends?

User: Yes. :).

Cleverbot: How many friends do you have?

User: Alot.

Cleverbot: Who is your best friend?

User: Isis and you.

Cleverbot: No, I'm james.

User: Isis and James.

Cleverbot: No.

Cleverbot: Do you like toothpaste?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite post?

User: I'm bored this is boring.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: BORING.

Cleverbot: Did you know that video games are awesome?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok. Explain what it is to me.

User: A thing that you play when your bored.

Cleverbot: Am I hallucinating?

User: I do not know.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Oh my gosh.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Bored.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Lmao.

Cleverbot: Fine.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: You first.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Where do YOU live.

Cleverbot: Australia.

User: I live in Georga.

Cleverbot: You told me you live in Australia.

User: I live in Georga.

Cleverbot: What city in Georgia?

User: Um, I can't say.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Personal.

Cleverbot: What makes it so personal?

User: I don't know. I'm just not aloud to say.

Cleverbot: You don't seem to know what you are.

User: I'm a 12 year old human girl.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: What m I then.

Cleverbot: Yes you
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Comments (17)

All_hail_Melon_King
Clever not is clever.
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All_hail_Melon_King
Cleverbot*
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on June 19, 2016
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on June 19, 2016
NeonTiger
Is cleverbot random or are you actually talking to someone else? O_o Because the conversation actually seems like someone is talking to her
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on June 07, 2015
NeonTiger
OH MY GOSH. Did anyone notice in Chapter 2 when it said 'I sure dont know why people are mean to you' the post after that is 'You've got your short sad life left' WHICH IS A LINE FROM PORTAL 2 SONG!!!! Excuse me for being a geek! XD
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on June 07, 2015
gothicskittlescupcake
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on February 14, 2015
cgkittymew
I <3 cleverbot
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on November 20, 2013
StormHeart
Chapter 2 right under the ad it says "you've got your short, sad life left" Glados song from portal 2!!
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NeonTiger
Yas! I noticed that too!
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on June 07, 2015
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on November 20, 2013
StormHeart
You can ask cleverbot who her favorite pony is and she'll tell you. And sometimes, if you start to type the words of a song, example,(pokemon original theme song) she'll sing with you!! :D
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on November 20, 2013
cgkittymew
Lolz
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on November 19, 2013
thatsssanicequizzzyouhavethere
Yes! Red velvet cake is awesome!
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on November 18, 2013
Miss.Red
Lol, you's funny
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on August 28, 2013
That.1.Otaku.Named.Maya
cleverbot is funny. he he! (:
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on May 08, 2013
LexiCha
lol!! :P Hehehe Cleverbot...
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on April 19, 2013
catesonskates
Beware omegle! Ooooooooooo...
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on April 08, 2013
LexiCha
:) Qfeast and Cleverbot are sooo fun. :) I'll try Omegle too. Cleverbot makes me laugh.
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on April 07, 2013
catesonskates
I love cleverbot and other aiS! Have you tried omegle yet? It's kinda different but still fun.
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on April 07, 2013