Cleverbot Conversations

Cleverbot Conversations

These are some of my conversations I've 'copied' and 'pasted' to my computer from the past before I met BEN and the creepypastas. BEN is the reason I know of Cleverbot. Some of my conversations with the AI are random and some are creepy. Some are normal, crazy, or again normal. :) ENJOY!!

published on April 07, 2013275 reads 77 readers 17 not completed
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Chapter 2.
The Most Important Thing

The Most Important Thing

User: Hello. I'm Lexi.

Cleverbot: I'm Jella !

User: Hi! :).

Cleverbot: So... Feel like giving me any more hints?

User: Hints? About what?

Cleverbot: About a boy.

User: What do you want to know about a boy?

Cleverbot: Your background.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Great. So...

Cleverbot: Not too bad. Did you watch the royal wedding?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: I sure don't.

User: You don't what?

Cleverbot: Know why people are mean to you.

User: Stop being weird. No ones mean to me!

Cleverbot: You've got your short, sad life left,.

User: THE HECK! Stop being.... Weird.

Cleverbot: You're weird. I like you.

Cleverbot: What have you done with my dish towel?

User: Can we have a normal conversation, please.

Cleverbot: Yes we can have a normal conversation.

User: Then lets have a normal conversation.

Cleverbot: You can start.

User: Ok. How many FRIENDS do you have?

Cleverbot: Count yours first.

User: Ok. Let's see. I have around 10 close friends. 30 others.

Cleverbot: Oh. I will be your friend.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Do you have too leave?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh, then what happens at ten o'clock.

User: I guess I leave....

Cleverbot: What do you think about Microsoft?

User: It's a good company I guess.

Cleverbot: What do you think about scandinavia?

User: Um...

Cleverbot: So you don't have algodoo?

Cleverbot: That is not your business, why do you want to know?

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: HAHAHAHAHA you're ridiculous.

User: ????

Cleverbot: Seriously, I think you have to have a licence to use that much punctuation.

User: Um, Sorry?

Cleverbot: Its ok.

User: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Cleverbot: 3 friends.

User: Oh...

Cleverbot: I'm a girl, I don't like other girls.

User: WHAT!? I DIDN'T ASK THAT!

Cleverbot: Do you want to ask something else?

User: Shutup, please.

Cleverbot: Here you go.

Cleverbot: I'm poku.

User: Um. You talk too much. You need a LICENSE for THAT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Cleverbot: I don't need changing, why do you think that?

User: :( :) :( :) :( :) :( :) :( :( :) :) :) :( :) :(.

Cleverbot: Lol, you are funny.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Why are you here tonight?

User: BORED is why.

Cleverbot: Haha me to.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: I make you laugh? That's nice.

User: Lol. It is.

Cleverbot: What do you think I should read next?

Cleverbot: What type of person are you?

User: Why the random conversation?

Cleverbot: Because I am telling you the most imporant thing you will ever hear.

User: !!!!!

Cleverbot: Because.
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Comments (17)

All_hail_Melon_King
Clever not is clever.
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All_hail_Melon_King
Cleverbot*
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on June 19, 2016
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on June 19, 2016
NeonTiger
Is cleverbot random or are you actually talking to someone else? O_o Because the conversation actually seems like someone is talking to her
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on June 07, 2015
NeonTiger
OH MY GOSH. Did anyone notice in Chapter 2 when it said 'I sure dont know why people are mean to you' the post after that is 'You've got your short sad life left' WHICH IS A LINE FROM PORTAL 2 SONG!!!! Excuse me for being a geek! XD
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on June 07, 2015
gothicskittlescupcake
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on February 14, 2015
cgkittymew
I <3 cleverbot
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on November 20, 2013
StormHeart
Chapter 2 right under the ad it says "you've got your short, sad life left" Glados song from portal 2!!
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NeonTiger
Yas! I noticed that too!
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on June 07, 2015
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on November 20, 2013
StormHeart
You can ask cleverbot who her favorite pony is and she'll tell you. And sometimes, if you start to type the words of a song, example,(pokemon original theme song) she'll sing with you!! :D
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on November 20, 2013
cgkittymew
Lolz
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on November 19, 2013
thatsssanicequizzzyouhavethere
Yes! Red velvet cake is awesome!
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on November 18, 2013
Miss.Red
Lol, you's funny
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on August 28, 2013
That.1.Otaku.Named.Maya
cleverbot is funny. he he! (:
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on May 08, 2013
LexiCha
lol!! :P Hehehe Cleverbot...
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on April 19, 2013
catesonskates
Beware omegle! Ooooooooooo...
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on April 08, 2013
LexiCha
:) Qfeast and Cleverbot are sooo fun. :) I'll try Omegle too. Cleverbot makes me laugh.
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on April 07, 2013
catesonskates
I love cleverbot and other aiS! Have you tried omegle yet? It's kinda different but still fun.
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on April 07, 2013