Little "Me" Moments

This page is for those funny little things that you do. Things you can write include, but are not limited to, the following: 1) Awkward moments. 2) Little kid stories. 3) Sibling stories. 4) Funny habits. 5) Your quotes. RULES: 1) No swearing/inappropriate language! If I see that I'll block+report you! 2) Please only post stories about yourself; do not post about other people (unless they're involved in the story) . 3) No hating! 4) Please at least try to use correct spelling and grammar in your posts.

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Once, my mom, she said she was in a finese class, or something, and her teacher said You can either have an a-ness, or a b-ness. Whole class laughs, cuz a-ness sounds like Anus. Then my sister walks out, (Here's the funny part,) And is like: "What's an anus, and what's a penis?" Yeah, that happened.
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30 days ago
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I was sitting at lunch with Matthew and while he was talking to Karmen, I put my peanut butter sandwich in his hood. He didn't notice until 6th period! XD
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INACTIVEINACTIVE_XxTheMadWolfxX_Is_now_me
on January 20
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on January 20
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When I was very little I called sunglasses 'cools'
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on January 20
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If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bull! -Me
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on January 20
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This morning my dad was driving me and my thirteen year old sister to school, and my dad and I were talking about jellyfish in the ocean, and my sister said "jellyfish are from the ocean?" And I said "yeah, where did you think they were from?" She replied "in aquariums." Haha it was so funny!
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on January 20
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When I was little I scared my big brother and he quickly ran straight but tripped on the coffee table, head budded the TV ( flat screen) fell on his back and the TV tipped over and fell on his stomach...I laughed so hard!!!!! 😂😂 it happened so fast!!!! XD
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on December 09, 2015
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When I was little I tried this cabbage right when I ate it I threw up it was the worst thing I tasted next to sushi
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on December 09, 2015
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When I was in kindergarten, I got my friend Lily and I stranded by the creek. It had to be one of the best things that ever happened to me. WE SAW A BEAVER.
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Do_Not_Fear_The_Reaper
My only question is how you did that?
on December 09, 2015
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breann.west.5
XD °|°
on December 09, 2015
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Fang_The_Alpha_Wolf
Chicken Dick!
on December 09, 2015
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breann.west.5
°|° <-----Chicken Bawls
on December 09, 2015
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Sheepshagger_Iceland
on December 09, 2015
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on December 09, 2015
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When I was 5, I went fishing on a raft with my grandpa, and when he was rowing it, he turned around and Knocked me into the water...
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breann.west.5
Yep. If he didn't, I would've drowned.
on December 09, 2015
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Sheepshagger_Iceland
Did he notice you in the water?
on December 09, 2015
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on December 09, 2015
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When I was 5 years old I had to go to the hospital BECUSE of the smoke
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on December 09, 2015
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Once, I put a sandwich on Matthew's chair. It was hilarious.
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FullmetalSoulButler
on December 09, 2015
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on December 09, 2015
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When I was little, when I had the hiccups, I'd think of something bouncing in my tummy. :3
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on December 09, 2015
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When me and my cousin tried to hold hands while riding bikes at the same time. At first it worked but right as I grabbed her hand I fell off my bike and before I could fall facedown into gravel I grabbed the back of her bike while she was still riding and i was dragged halfway across the ground only my legs dragging behind me. Than not paying attention my cousin crashed into the side of the house and the bike fell on both of us. XD it was so funny and it really hurt too.
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on December 08, 2015
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I used to say hippy-up instead of hiccup and hopper-copper instead of helicopter.
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INACTIVEINACTIVE_XxTheMadWolfxX_Is_now_me
Yays :o
*starts playing with toddler you*
on January 20
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Itchy_Eyebrows
@XxusernamexX

XD Sure. *Hands you a toddler me*
on January 20
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INACTIVEINACTIVE_XxTheMadWolfxX_Is_now_me
...
can...can I has you?
on January 20
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Itchy_Eyebrows
@MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess

XD Sure *Hands you a toddler me*
on December 08, 2015
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MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
Oh my god. That is so freaking adorable. Seriously. Can... can- can I... can I... have toddler you? P-please?
on December 08, 2015
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on December 08, 2015
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This happened when I was 2 1/2 and my sister was about a month old. My mother still was a bit "plump" or "doughy", as she had had a C-section for my sister and her stomach was not completely back to normal yet.
Here's the situation: My sister was down for a nap, my dad was at work, and my mom and I were awake. I said something mean to her that caused her to tell me to go to my room. For some reason, I decided to run from her and have her chase me around the house. Now, as I previously See More▼
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on December 08, 2015
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