Misheard Lyrics

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Original lyric : I'm waiting for the penny to drop~

What I heard : I'm waiting for the panty to drop~
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entrelacees
Gold - Marina and the Diamonds.
on December 24, 2016
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on December 24, 2016
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The Lonely Island: "Jiizz in my pants"

Real: Lock eyes from across the room. Down my drink while the rhythms boom.

What my friend heard: Lock eyes from across the room. Down my drink with a wooden spoon.

What I heard: Black bodies from across the room. Down my drink while the rhythms boom.
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on December 24, 2016
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twenty one piolets- ride
real: oh oh oh oh oh im balling
misheard: oh oh oh oh oh oh im boring
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AvaaScrible
I heard them right
Except for stressed out it's says Good Ol' days but I keep on hearing Good Dope Days XD
on December 24, 2016
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PrincessLuna1
real: so im takin my time on my Riiiiiiide

what i heard: so im takin my time on my Liiiiiiiiiife
on December 24, 2016
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on December 24, 2016
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Grace Kelly by Mika.

real: gotta be everything more!

what I thought it was: gotta be everything wrong!
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thelittlemikafreak
@Lady_Artemis
and I felt like an idiot when I found what it really was.
on October 18, 2016
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Megpoid_GUMI
I USED TO HEAR THAT TOO, OMG!!!
on October 17, 2016
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on October 17, 2016
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Hello by Adele

Real: Hello from the other side
What I heard: Howl from the other side
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on October 11, 2016
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Cool kids
Real lyrics : I wish that I could be like the cool kids
What I hheard : I wish that they ccouldn't be like the weird kids
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on July 02, 2016
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Hello by Adele:
Real lyrics: When I call you never

My heard lyrics: When you call I never

What -_- Emma stop switching things around
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on July 02, 2016
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Can't Hold us by Macklemore

Real lyric; Like the ceiling can't hold us

What I thought it was; Like the ceiling cat told us

Oh my god what's wrong with me
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on July 02, 2016
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Kids by Mika:

The real lyrics: Just another California day.
What I thought it said: Just another kind of funny day.

The real lyrics: Take your kid gloves off, this is love, not war. Give our peace a chance, make it worth fighting for.
What I thought it said: Take your kid clothes off, this is not normal. Give our peace a chance, make a new world, fall to the floor.
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on June 24, 2016
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Real lyrics: Banished her as a wise ruler must do
What I heard: Banished her @$$
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on December 22, 2015
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On my mind
What it was: I got you on my mind
What i heard: I got you with my money o.o
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on December 09, 2015
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Real: Got a long list of ex-lovers.
What I heard: Got a long last Starbucks-lovers.
(Blank Space, by Taylor Swift)

Real: Miles apart, staring at the sun. Distant land, staring at the sun.
What I heard: I'm so proud, staring at the sun. Distant cloud, staring at the sun.
(Staring at the Sun, by Mika)

Real: I'm stopping strangers, and telling them your name. See More▼
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on October 09, 2015
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I have seen so many people getting this wrong and I'm just here like -_-"

Real- I can work a miracle
Misheard- I can work America
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on April 18, 2015
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Real - Enough to make my systems blow
Misheard - Afraid to make my sisters drown.
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on April 17, 2015
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I can literally not understand a word of Maps by Maroon 5.

The real lyrics: I was there for you in your darkest times.
What I thought it said: I was there for you when your dog died.

The real lyrics: The map that leads to you.
What I thought it said: I'll give my fridge to you.

Yeah. . .I don't understand Maroon 5 songs. . . O_o
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SweetSugarGirl
Lol
I m laughing so hard
on February 19, 2015
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Adderstar
I'll give my fridge to you...
on February 19, 2015
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on February 19, 2015
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David Bowie, Hello Spaceboy
Lyrics: hello spaceboy
What my mum thought: hello spice boy
*mentally bangs head against wall.*
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CrystalGem13
*laughs hard*
on February 06, 2015
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on February 06, 2015
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Skipper Dan by Weird Al Yankovic

Actual lyrics: I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride

What I thought: I'm a tuber guy on the Jungle Cruise ride.
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on February 01, 2015
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Same Love by Macklemore. My cousin messes this one up.
Real lyrics: She keeps me warm she keeps me warm.
Julie: She keeps me wantin she keeps me wantin.
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on January 31, 2015
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Taylor Swift- Style

What I hear: Lonk dry, end in burning flames of parasites!

Real: Long drive, end in burning flames or paradise!

XDD
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on January 31, 2015
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The Truth Is...

Real: Bad in bed, you suck at giving head.
Me: Badly head, you have nits in your bed.
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on January 31, 2015
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