StevenU`s News! (Live with StevenU and StevenUniverseAmethyst and some other people!)

News for 7/9/15

StevenU: Welcome to today, and our first, news broadcast! Where we report on today`s news! StevenUniverseAmethyst, what should we report on, today?
StevenUniverseAmethyst: Um, cats.
StevenU: Um, why?
StevenUniverseAmethyst: Cause they`re adorable!
StevenU: Well, they are. But we need better news than that! And, we should shorten your name, should we? It`s hard to type.
StevenUniverseAmethyst: NO!
StevenU: Okay, StevenUniverseAmethyst. Is that Rose`s Room 1 hour extended loop?
StevenUniverseAmethyst: Yeah.
StevenU: So, what do you want to report on?
StevenUniverseAmethyst: The new Gem, Sardonyx!
StevenU: Great idea! So, there`s a new Gem coming to Steven Universe! And her name is Sardonyx!
StevenUniverseAmethyst: -Sings Giant Woman.-
StevenU: Um. Okay. I guess I`ll take on from here.
StevenUniverseAmethyst: -Does weird noises-
StevenU: Um, okay... So, like I said, Sardonyx is a new Gem. Everyone has been wondering who and WHAT she is. There`s been many rumors sprouting up about her. Like, she might have something to do with Jasper by the way her letters are colored in the picture. Some say Jasper`s a successful cluster and Sardonyx is a part of her. But I think there`s much more than that.
StevenUniverseAmethyst: I`m done here.
StevenU: Okay.... So, Sardonyx might be a new fusion. Or, at least that`s what I hope. So, in order to understand Sardonyx more, let`s bring Steven Universe in!
-Random clapping.-
Steven: Thank you! -Smiles- So, what is it, StevenU?
StevenU: Steven! You must know a little about Sardonyx!
Steven: No... I`m just as clueless as you. So, is that it? Or do you want to have some more fun!
StevenU: Yep. But I`ll play with you later! Now, I got to wrap up this news report!
Steven: Okay! See ya later!
-Steven goes off stage. Random clapping begins.-
StevenU: So, we still don`t know much about Sardonyx except some theories. There are so many other theories that it`s hard to use them, considering we have no information on Sardonyx except for that picture drawn by the Steven Crewiverse. So, I guess that`s it for StevenU`s News! Good-bye!
-StevenU leaves stage and starts yelling to Steven that she is coming to have some fun.-