Alexis version: Everything Wrong With.

Alexis version: Everything Wrong With.

Yes I made an everything wrong with story because I'm to lazy to use my voice for videos.

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Chapter 4.
Everything Wrong with Sonic Colors.

Everything Wrong with Sonic Colors.

1. You can't use fireworks in space, heck you can't light FIRE in space.
2. Why did they change Orbot's color from Sonic Unleashed?
3. If the "hyper-go-on" energy is the wisp's life source why are they giving it to Sonic?
4. Sonic went to two different planets with one wisp that does not have that ability.
5. Really? Your gonna reach for the stars? The closest star to Earth besides the sun is Proxima Centauri but even THAT is 4.3 light years from us.
6. Why would Eggman build an amusement park in space? If he's looking for HUMAN advertisement here's the fact; Human's cant breathe in space.
7. Eggman should be dead because in his profile he is a human but he can somehow breath in space. Sega breaks physics.
8. Roger Craig Smith.
9. Tails if it has Eggman in it then why are you wondering why your here.
10. Sonic can do math.
11. Walking in doesn't count as sneaking in Sonic.
12. Tails shouldn't you be used to fast speeds?
13. " Villain lying" cliche
14. Where did Tails get that device?
15. I'm wondering if that device is where Nintendo decided to get the idea for the game pad for the WII U.
16. I get that Sonic moves fast but how could Tails not know that Sonic was gone.
17. No freakin duh Orbot. -_-
18. Eggman learned from the Deadpool school of breaking the fourth wall.
19. Apparently Sonic's eyes can glow in the dark for some reason.
20. Seriously a f*cking ferris wheel is a boss? If anything make it a roller coaster.
21. You get what?
22. Sonic can moonwalk.
23. If you can't understand the aliens what the chances that they'll understand you?
24. No sh*t Sonic.
25. At WHAT point could Orbot have been up there to lose an arm?
26. Orbot's arm is now the septer of darkness.
27. Sonic what kind of experience could've lead you to investigate glowing things?
28. Would Best Boss Beating Ever count as fourth wall breaking? I dunno but its a sin.
29. How does Tails sound like a machine when he hums?
30. Sonic can math again.
31. BTW Sonic you need math in EVERYTHING.
32. Robots do not have bones.
33. Dr. Eggman took from the Dr. Hyde school of evil laughs.
34. Gee, Sonic wonder what it could be? Maybe.. THE FACT THAT THE PLANET IS BEING ROBOTOSIZED!?
35. I guess Sonic knows copyright because of fan characters. (Hey I'm insulting myself also.)
36. Sonic how do you like sushi but hate water? Just wondering.
37. No need to brag you f*cking showoff.
38. Orbot actually makes a point. Why do people want the last laugh?
39. Well Eggman could've been talking to Orbot.
40. The huge space lazer is copying Sonic Adventure 2.
41. "I will crush the protagonist" cliche.
42. Sonic I expect that stupidity from Knuckles not you.
43. In all seriousness Sonic should've kept Tails.
44. The fact that you can not use the chaos emeralds during the final boss.
45. I'm actually removing a sin just because the scene where the wisps rescue Sonic is hella cute.
46. Tails' handheld has windows.
47. Tails' handheld does not say: You Are Welcome I translated the code.
Total sins: 46
Sentence: Yacker (Sonic's other Nabi from Zelda.)
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Comments (9)

Weiss_Schnee
"WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH?!"
The most obvious Markiplier reference ever...
LOVE IT!
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on February 03, 2017
Weiss_Schnee
Sonic Lost World, sin 42.
Well, she may as well be Elsa if this is now Frozen, amirite?
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on June 21, 2015
Weiss_Schnee
Also, Sonic Generations.
Tails doesn't even KNOW Green Hill cuz it's the very first stage in the very first game.
Tails didn't make an appearance in the 2nd game, and that was EMERALD Hill.
Minus a sin from Sonic Generations.
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Noescaping
Yes he does since he's been there in Sonic and the dark brother hood, and in the end of Sonic generations classic Sonic AND classic Tails BOTH enter the enterance to green hill.
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Noescaping
Its Sonic lore, no one is suppose to understand it.
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on September 11, 2015
Weiss_Schnee
...
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT!!!!
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on September 11, 2015
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on September 11, 2015
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on June 21, 2015
Weiss_Schnee
Wait wait wait...
CRUSH 40 QUIT?!?!?!
OH WELL F*CK YOU SEGA!!
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Noescaping
They didn't really quit, it was a joke.
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on June 21, 2015
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on June 21, 2015
xxredfeatherx
It's bouytiful :3
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on March 20, 2015