Alexis version: Everything Wrong With.

Everything wrong with Sonic Generations.

1. Where are we? If its his birthday wouldn't it make more sense to have his birthday in Green Hill Zone?
2. If Tails knew Sonic was behind him then Sonic your getting slow.
3. Also Tails would never beat Sonic in a race.
4. Why does Sonic ask what their doing? He clearly knows when his birthday is right?
5. No candles to give us an idea of how old Sonic is today. I don't think even SEGA knows.
6. Why are there no seats at the table? Like there's only 3/4 and their not even around the table.
7. I wasn't aware that Rouge liked chilidogs.
8. How did Blaze get an invitation from another dimension?
9. Sonic JUST found out he can hold Amy back.
10. Have no idea if he's being sarcastic or not.
11. I know I'd be hard to think of a present for Sonic but a chilidog, really?
12. Can't tell if Tails is a bad friend or cheap.
13. How did the time eater suck everyone else up EXCEPT Sonic who was literally in the dead middle.
14. Time eater manages to suck up VECTOR and not Sonic.
15. Last I checked when people un-turn from statues they aren't conscious.
16. How does Tails not remember green hill?
17. Everyone in the Sonic world is f*cking blind.
18. How do you not notice that Classic is clearly shorter and his eyes are no longer green.
19. Amy isn't trying to hug Sonic.
20. Knuckles is a d*ck to both Modern and Classic Sonic.
21. Is this the first time Sonic's seen his reflection?
22. How does HE not notice something's wrong at first.
23. Why are you surprised by another you? You've already known Shadow and Silver, shouldn't you be used to it?
24. Sonic's classic form was actually gonna have the same voice actor who did Sonic in Sonic Underground.
25. Why does Classic Tails speak?
26. By the looks of it your trapped in time and space.
27. How do you guys know that Eggman was kidnapped by the time eater?
28. Cream and Rouge are the only two who can tell the difference between Classic and modern. Guess girls are smarter.
29. Tails why would you think ANYTHING about this would be good?
30. Ninjas cannot defy the laws of gravity.
31. Tails you've NEEDED the chaos emerald.
32. Shadow can't you just give him the emerald? Lets face it your more of the faker than Sonic is.
33. Both Sonic's are annoyed by Charmy.
34. Sonic 06 NEVER HAPPENED! No one wants to remember that game SEGA.
35. Sonic and Silver were also never in this city at the same time.
36. Eggman you know you always lose. (IQ of 300 my *ss.)
37. Tails' classic just appeared.
38. Hello Dr. Eggman and Gumball eyes. (what I used to call Dr. Robotnik. XD)
39. If you team up with yourself from that past that means you are teaming up with someone who knows LESS than you Egghead.
40. Dr. Eggman went to the Mr. Hyde school of evil laughs.
41. Shadow's mouth when he says: You got this Sonic is the same freaky mouth that Sonic had in Sonic Lost World.
42. Why are none of you helping? Shadow and Silver can clearly go super.
43. Why didn't Shadow and Silver get invites to Sonic's birthday?
44. Oh Sonic ya might've wanted to warn him about Sonic 06, Secret rings, and all the other bad sh*t.
Total: 44
Sentence: Enjoy your future its gonna be great. (06, Secret Rings, 3D blast, Boom, Lost World, ect)