Alexis version: Everything Wrong With.

Alexis version: Everything Wrong With.

Yes I made an everything wrong with story because I'm to lazy to use my voice for videos.

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Chapter 2.
Everything wrong with Sonic Heroes.

Everything wrong with Sonic Heroes.

1: The fact that Tails sounds like a 2 year old.
2: I know Eggman is a genius but paper cannot have animation I don't care what anyone says.
3: Knuckles isn't guarding the master emerald.
4: Tails abandons his plane.
5: Shouldn't the plane crash if no one is behind the wheel?
6: The fact that SEGA temped Rouge fanboys.
7: Why does Rouge sound like a f*cking cowgirl?
8: Why would Sonic be holding a chao like that?
9: Amy's voice.
10: Big the Cat.
11: The fact that Charmy's wings buzz when he flies in this game but doesn't happen in future games.
12: The Chaotix trust someone who doesn't even give them their name or any identification.
13: "eyes turn into cash signs as money is said" cliché.
14: "Character has a bad feeling" cliché.
15: Amy wants to marry Sonic? And she's 12?
16: We can just ask who you are but we need another fight.
17: Just because the "client" know where the fake Eggman was doesn't mean they are connected to him.
18: Shadow doesn't question why there's two of him.
19: Rouge could've told Shadow about his identity but no we saved that for a bad Sonic game.
20: Also there is no metal that can instantly turn from a liquid to a solid, I don't care how smart Eggman is.
21: No sh*t Tails, of course its a fake.
22: Vector says he needs to ask Amy something and she automatically assumes its for a date.
23: "Long Time No See" cliché.
24: Shadow how dare you, only Sonic is suppose to use bad puns.
25: Do you really need to look for the Master Emerald? You know where it is.
26: "Sonic running away from Amy" cliché.
27: Um Vector you had no leads to prove it was Eggman.
28: If Charmy stung Eggman then he should be dead if he really is a BEE.
29: Metal Sonic's design is WAY to OP. Like White Kyrum.
30: "Seven chaos emeralds are needed to save the world" cliché.
31: "the power of teamwork" cliché.
32: Why doesn't Tails and Knuckles have superforms? Knuckles does have a pink super form in one of the games but he never uses it.
33: Super Sonic X Machina.
34: I could destroy you but I can't because after Shadow your the most used Sonic Rival.
35: Rouge flirting with Knuckles to steal the emerald later.
36: Main characters pose at the end of the game.
Total: 36.
Sentence: Teamwork (because were Sonic heroes.)
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Weiss_Schnee
"WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH?!"
The most obvious Markiplier reference ever...
LOVE IT!
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on February 03, 2017
Weiss_Schnee
Sonic Lost World, sin 42.
Well, she may as well be Elsa if this is now Frozen, amirite?
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on June 21, 2015
Weiss_Schnee
Also, Sonic Generations.
Tails doesn't even KNOW Green Hill cuz it's the very first stage in the very first game.
Tails didn't make an appearance in the 2nd game, and that was EMERALD Hill.
Minus a sin from Sonic Generations.
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Noescaping
Yes he does since he's been there in Sonic and the dark brother hood, and in the end of Sonic generations classic Sonic AND classic Tails BOTH enter the enterance to green hill.
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Noescaping
Its Sonic lore, no one is suppose to understand it.
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on September 11, 2015
Weiss_Schnee
...
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT!!!!
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on September 11, 2015
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on September 11, 2015
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on June 21, 2015
Weiss_Schnee
Wait wait wait...
CRUSH 40 QUIT?!?!?!
OH WELL F*CK YOU SEGA!!
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Noescaping
They didn't really quit, it was a joke.
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on June 21, 2015
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on June 21, 2015
xxredfeatherx
It's bouytiful :3
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on March 20, 2015