Alexis version: Everything Wrong With.

Alexis version: Everything Wrong With.

Yes I made an everything wrong with story because I'm to lazy to use my voice for videos.

published on March 18, 2015115 reads 49 readers 13 not completed
Chapter 1.
Everything wrong with Sonic Boom: Rise Of Lyric. (I own nothing.)

Everything wrong with Sonic Boom: Rise Of Lyric. (I own nothing.)

Before I begin if you wanna read this while listening to the cutscenes its cool with me and yes I've played this game.
1: So were starting with a cutscene now?
2: "Main character dies in a flashback" cliché.
3: Why is Knuckles suddenly stupid? I know that he is strong but in a lot of Sonic games he's not as stupid as he is in this game or even the TV shows for that matter. Knuckles can read and he can tell his left from right.
4: "main character proves the villain wrong" cliché.
5: Suddenly metal version of the main character.
6: Metal Sonic landed how Sonic landed on Eggman's ship in the beginning cutscene of Sonic Unleashed.
7: Amy throws her hammer when she is thrown back but its still in her hands when she gets up.
8: "Characters stumble upon something dangerous" cliché.
9: They all go to an old man for help when a fox with the IQ OF 300 is right next to them.
10: Amy and Knuckles could've alerted Sonic to tell him where they were going.
11: "Trapdoor" cliché
12: Knuckles' stupidity.
13: "spoke to soon" cliché.
14: "I didn't see that coming" cliché.
15: Suddenly Shadow because... suspence?
16: Is it just me or does anyone else pick up a "Wolverine" vibe from Shadow?
17: You have no right to be calling a guy who saved the world more than 10 times weak concidering you've only done it 3 times.
18: "Rival makes fun of the main character" cliché
19: Also Shadow was loyal to Maria, Eggman, Blackdoom, Professor Gerald, and even Rouge for a little bit.
20: "backstory of someone we don't care about" cliché.
21: Those aren't crystals, those are chaos emerald rip offs like the seven world power rings.
22: Why does Knuckles let Sonic bully him? He could knock him out right now if he wanted.
23: "Item is to easy to just grab so we need a boss battle" cliché.
24: "Metal/robot/creation betrays Eggman" cliché.
25: Eggman joined up with someone he knows will betray him then is surprised when it happens. Never trust a snake.
26: Sega is shipping Sonamy. Minus a sin.
27: "Timeline meets up to the previous flashback in the beginning" cliché
28: Not really dead" cliché
29: Its not really a surprise that Sonic is dead.
30: This game takes place before the show.
31: If Metal Sonic has smoke coming out of him then he would not function right.
32: One more sin just because like in Sonic 06 you can pretty much glitch to the ending. I hope this game is like: Avatar Last Airbender the movie so there's no sequels.
Total: 31.
Bonus round: Blaming things on Sonic.
Total: 93 sins.
Sentence: No good soundtrack. (Sonic Boom made Crush 40 quit)
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Comments (13)

sleepysuga
*Spits out tea*
THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH OWL CITY BEING IN WRECK IT RALPH.
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sleepysuga
@Alexishedgebat
I love him to death, omf
I'm glad you like him.
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on October 18, 2015
Alexishedgebat
I like owl city but its not the best
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on October 18, 2015
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on October 18, 2015
omerrustimegod
Liric, YOU SUCK!
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Alexishedgebat
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on August 13, 2015
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on August 13, 2015
Lady_Artemis
Sonic Lost World, sin 42.
Well, she may as well be Elsa if this is now Frozen, amirite?
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on June 21, 2015
Lady_Artemis
Also, Sonic Generations.
Tails doesn't even KNOW Green Hill cuz it's the very first stage in the very first game.
Tails didn't make an appearance in the 2nd game, and that was EMERALD Hill.
Minus a sin from Sonic Generations.
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Alexishedgebat
Yes he does since he's been there in Sonic and the dark brother hood, and in the end of Sonic generations classic Sonic AND classic Tails BOTH enter the enterance to green hill.
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Alexishedgebat
Its Sonic lore, no one is suppose to understand it.
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on September 11, 2015
Lady_Artemis
...
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT!!!!
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on September 11, 2015
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on September 11, 2015
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on June 21, 2015
Lady_Artemis
Wait wait wait...
CRUSH 40 QUIT?!?!?!
OH WELL F*CK YOU SEGA!!
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Alexishedgebat
They didn't really quit, it was a joke.
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on June 21, 2015
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on June 21, 2015
xxredfeatherx
It's bouytiful :3
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on March 20, 2015