Alexis version: Everything Wrong With.

Alexis version: Everything Wrong With.

Yes I made an everything wrong with story because I'm to lazy to use my voice for videos.

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Chapter 5.
Everything Wrong with Sonic Lost World.

Everything Wrong with Sonic Lost World.

1. How did Eggman escape limbo from Sonic Generations?
2. Roger Craig Smith.
3. Well you did tell him to.
4. No sh*t Tails.
5. What did Sonic hope to acomplish of this?
6. If that capsal did open then that would mean the flickes would actually have a less likely hood of surviving.
7. Anyone else think the lazer is ripped off Shadow the Hedgehog?
8. SEGA uses physics by using the coriolis effect.
9. No exposition on what the lost hex is.
10. SEGA breaks physics.
11. How are Amy and Knuckles on it if its lost?
12. Amy isn't Minnie Mouse.
13. Amy's volume on the handheld is turned off.
14. Apparently Eggman is giving off WIFI because she has a strong WIFI signal for a place that's lost.
15. A sin is reduced because Knuckles was taken away by the flickies. XD
16. Orbot and Cubot.
17. SEGA keeps the rest of the Deadly Six in the dark even though they're on the cover.
18. Sonic went to the Sonic Colors school of talking about body odor.
19. Sonic has the same creepy lips that Shadow did in Sonic Generations, which I pointed out.
20. A TV out of paperclips? Thats not even possible.
21. The plane was hit on the wing, the perpellar was not damaged.
22. No showing off Tails.
23. How would the animals be the problem? Your putting them inside robots that function automatically.
24. None of the green liquid drips on the floor.
25. Just a sin for this scene ALONE.
26. Why doesn't Subways make sandwiches that big?
27. I think you would've known if you'd have had mustard on the thing.
28. Also a stupid reason to leave.
29. Also they mentioned mustard therefor a sin.
30. Sonic don't ya think you should've listened to Tails?
31. The magic conch shell.
32. Thank you for waiting while I explain to my enemy why that was a bad idea.
33. This is the second game where Cubot sounds like a pirate.
34. How did Cubot's whole body fit inside his head because that looks small.
35. Eggman can keep up with Sonic.
36. Eggman's run.
37. The fact that Eggman said he didn't raise his hand.
38. Discount Yoda.
39. The force is within that one.
40. The fact that Knuckles isn't guarding the master emerald.
41. No sh*t Amy.
42. We inturrupt this Sonic game to bring you: Frozen.
43. Apparently freezing the trees teleports you to minecraft.
44. Sonic smashing things? I thought that was Knuckles' job.
45. Zena is the perfect example of what the girls at my school think they look like. (except me cause I'm a potatoe. :3)
46. Tails' face matches mine.
47. Damn Eggman I didn't know ya were a boxer.
48. I think that's the most dark line Eggman's ever said.
49. I forgot to say: Zena is a Discount Rouge.
50. Sonic can't tell when girls flirt with him.
51. Tails is to busy on Facebook to see the huge freakin robot right next to him.
52. The reason Tails got caught wasn't because you were to slow, it was because of your stupidity Sonic.
53. That emo Zeti is the whole Sonic fan base in a nut shell.
54. Tails wants to be drawn like a french girl.
55. I forgot to mention that the red zeti is a discount Bowser who can actually say more than one line.
56. Also for some reason Discount Bowser reminds me of Scar from Lion King.
57. Yeah tell that to the two robots who are literally a feet away from you Sonic.
58. Tails can just NOW use his tail like a hand.
59. Those rocks cannot be that perfectly round.
60. Does Eggman dying count for foreshadowing that his voice actor died? I dunno but its a sin.
61. Sonic you never doubted him.
62. The people who make the captions just got lazy at Knuckles part.
63. Eggman survived that.
Total sins: 63
Sentence: Zeti (Discounts everywhere.)
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Comments (9)

Weiss_Schnee
"WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH?!"
The most obvious Markiplier reference ever...
LOVE IT!
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on February 03, 2017
Weiss_Schnee
Sonic Lost World, sin 42.
Well, she may as well be Elsa if this is now Frozen, amirite?
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on June 21, 2015
Weiss_Schnee
Also, Sonic Generations.
Tails doesn't even KNOW Green Hill cuz it's the very first stage in the very first game.
Tails didn't make an appearance in the 2nd game, and that was EMERALD Hill.
Minus a sin from Sonic Generations.
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Noescaping
Yes he does since he's been there in Sonic and the dark brother hood, and in the end of Sonic generations classic Sonic AND classic Tails BOTH enter the enterance to green hill.
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Noescaping
Its Sonic lore, no one is suppose to understand it.
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on September 11, 2015
Weiss_Schnee
...
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT!!!!
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on September 11, 2015
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on September 11, 2015
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on June 21, 2015
Weiss_Schnee
Wait wait wait...
CRUSH 40 QUIT?!?!?!
OH WELL F*CK YOU SEGA!!
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Noescaping
They didn't really quit, it was a joke.
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on June 21, 2015
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on June 21, 2015
xxredfeatherx
It's bouytiful :3
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on March 20, 2015