Some quotes for you to laugh at and enjoy...

Some quotes for you to laugh at and enjoy...

I have some quotes and I first posted them on my wall. I'm collecting them on this story. I will be adding some every now and then because I really enjoy reading them and re-posting them and sharing them with some friends. :) They are meant to be funny but I guess some people won't get them... xD Enjoy, anyway. :) (I will also post them on my wall)

published on January 02, 2013460 reads 96 readers 83 not completed
Chapter 1.

~ Quotes (1) ~ (7 quotes)

"Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
~ Charles M. Schulz ~

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
~ Rita Rudner ~

"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
~ Anonymous ~

"They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?"
~ Anonymous ~

"Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you."
~ Anonymous ~


"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
~ Phyllis Diller ~


"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
~ Steve Martin ~
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Comments (83)

Mataways
One quote I knew. Yus now I'm in the center of the book
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on August 27
INACTIVEINACTIVE_XxTheMadWolfxX_Is_now_me
*claps* This is awesome! I love thee quotes!
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on January 10
JeweledOwl812
I LUV quotes!
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on June 10, 2014
CrystalDiamond2323
LOL funny
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on May 06, 2014
Beauty784
Yepp
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on April 13, 2014
Frostgoddess
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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on April 12, 2014
Frostgoddess
The quote by Calvin, you mean Calvin as in Calvin and Hobbes right? Because I love those comics and I remember reading that one!
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on April 12, 2014
iPodiscool
Lol..… going 2 die
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on November 28, 2013
fleur22045
Lol'
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on October 09, 2013
peace_out
FOMCAROTFLOL loved this!
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on September 04, 2013
JKRowling
LOL ROFL
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on August 29, 2013
Mawwy
lolololololoooooloooooololooloooooolooolollooooooolllllll
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on August 29, 2013
Mawwy
lolololololoooooloooooololooloooooolooolollooooooolllllll
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on August 29, 2013
autymn.lily
LOL!!!
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on July 28, 2013
Vanntastic
LOL
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on July 27, 2013
girlonfire
xx
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on July 20, 2013
girlonfire
Haha llawl, teen quotes actually make being a teen look funny rather than the emotion wreck it us
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on July 20, 2013
Gisselle
i have a quote "When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and watch as the world wonders how you did it"
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on July 18, 2013
Beauty784
Thanks
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on June 27, 2013
klovecutie03
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on June 04, 2013
klovecutie03
lol loved it
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on June 02, 2013
klovecutie03
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on June 02, 2013
Beauty784
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on April 18, 2013
secretgirl
Lol
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on April 18, 2013
Beauty784
NP
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on April 05, 2013
Gisselle
Thanks
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on April 05, 2013
Beauty784
Well... I'm not too mad about it but... don't worry about it.
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on April 04, 2013
Gisselle
sorry i kinda copied your idea for Just Quotes. Don't be mad
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on April 04, 2013
Beauty784
Thanks & I will!
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on April 03, 2013
SophieLovesLittleMixxx
please do more
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on April 03, 2013