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"Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."~ Charles M. Schulz ~
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
~ Rita Rudner ~
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
~ Anonymous ~
"They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?"
~ Anonymous ~
"Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you."
~ Anonymous ~
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
~ Phyllis Diller ~
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
~ Steve Martin ~
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