Someone: Blood On The Dance Floor is shit
Me: *slides in* you mean....THE shit
Me: *slides in* you mean....THE shit
on November 23, 2016
on November 23, 2016
Okay so I'm meeting this dude, and I got dressed right?
So I looked in the mirror
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I'M HELLA FABULOUS
So I looked in the mirror
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I'M HELLA FABULOUS
Yeah, I still have the card pass too, I wear it every now and then.....whiiich I think I'm going to be a nerd today and wear it
on November 23, 2016
on November 23, 2016
on November 23, 2016
Oh my god
MY FINGERNAILS ARE UNEVEN
SOMEONE GIVE ME A NAIL FILE ASAP
.......AND NAIL POLISH
MY FINGERNAILS ARE UNEVEN
SOMEONE GIVE ME A NAIL FILE ASAP
.......AND NAIL POLISH
on November 23, 2016
simple_sheep uploaded a photo
I married this hourglass exactly a year ago
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on November 23, 2016
*crying* It has been.....one year....sense I married that hourglass
*wipes tear*
IT'S OUR FIRST ANNIVERSARY
*wipes tear*
IT'S OUR FIRST ANNIVERSARY
on November 23, 2016
Teacher: You only have fifteen problems for homework
Me: Oh yuusss
Me: *looks*
Homework: *every number has at least A-C questions*
Me: *slowly looks up* May your fingernails always be uneven
Me: Oh yuusss
Me: *looks*
Homework: *every number has at least A-C questions*
Me: *slowly looks up* May your fingernails always be uneven
on November 23, 2016
HOW TO BE AS FABULOUS AS ME:
Step one: Get a bucket of glitter
Step two: Throw the bucket away
Step three: Realize you'll never be as fabulous as me
Step one: Get a bucket of glitter
Step two: Throw the bucket away
Step three: Realize you'll never be as fabulous as me
on November 23, 2016
Al: Have you seen Flavio?
Luciano: I got this
Luciano: *clears throat*
Luciano: WHO ARE YA WEARING!?
Me: *kicks down a wall*
Me:SEAN JOHN, CALVIN KLEIN, DONNA KARAN'S FASHION LINE
Luciano: I got this
Luciano: *clears throat*
Luciano: WHO ARE YA WEARING!?
Me: *kicks down a wall*
Me:SEAN JOHN, CALVIN KLEIN, DONNA KARAN'S FASHION LINE
on November 23, 2016
on November 23, 2016
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LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
-Name:..............................................
-Eye color: Blueish green grey? With some yellow? When the weather changes to cold, they are greyish blue with a dash of yellow, when I'm underwater they looks green, but when its warm they are greenish blue with yellow....
-Hair style/color: Iceland curls, blonde/green/blue (in order, it fades) and Nate River length
-Height: 5 foot 6
-Weight: 109 lbs See More
-Clothing style: Either couch potato, Gothic, Cyber Punk, or nothing.....don't judge
-Best physical feature: MY FABULOUS HAIR OF COURSE
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
-Your fears: nothing
-Your guilty pleasure: ANNNND I'M ON TONIGHT YOU KNOW MY HIPS DON'T LIE AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL IT'S RIGHT
-Ambitions for the future: Art shit man, travel the world
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
-Your first thoughts waking up: Damn......Hetalia characters are hot
-What you think about most: Hetalia
-What you think about before you go to bed: Hetalia
-What you think is your best quality is: Nothing really
LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER
-Single or group dates: Group
-To be loved or respected : RESPECT ME BITCH
-Beauty or brains: Brains
-Dogs or cats: I'm a cat, a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance....but dogs are awesome too
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU
-Lie: Yes
-Believe in yourself: Hella nah
-Smoke:.....I smoked a Pocky stick one time....it tasted like burned biscuits
[This was stolen like a boss ]
LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
-Name:..............................................
-Eye color: Blueish green grey? With some yellow? When the weather changes to cold, they are greyish blue with a dash of yellow, when I'm underwater they looks green, but when its warm they are greenish blue with yellow....
-Hair style/color: Iceland curls, blonde/green/blue (in order, it fades) and Nate River length
-Height: 5 foot 6
-Weight: 109 lbs See More
-Clothing style: Either couch potato, Gothic, Cyber Punk, or nothing.....don't judge
-Best physical feature: MY FABULOUS HAIR OF COURSE
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
-Your fears: nothing
-Your guilty pleasure: ANNNND I'M ON TONIGHT YOU KNOW MY HIPS DON'T LIE AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL IT'S RIGHT
-Ambitions for the future: Art shit man, travel the world
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
-Your first thoughts waking up: Damn......Hetalia characters are hot
-What you think about most: Hetalia
-What you think about before you go to bed: Hetalia
-What you think is your best quality is: Nothing really
LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER
-Single or group dates: Group
-To be loved or respected : RESPECT ME BITCH
-Beauty or brains: Brains
-Dogs or cats: I'm a cat, a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance....but dogs are awesome too
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU
-Lie: Yes
-Believe in yourself: Hella nah
-Smoke:.....I smoked a Pocky stick one time....it tasted like burned biscuits
[This was stolen like a boss ]
on November 23, 2016
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LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
-Name:
-Eye color:
-Hair style/color:
-Height:
-Weight: See More
-Clothing style:
-Best physical feature:
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
-Your fears:
-Your guilty pleasure:
-Ambitions for the future:
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
-Your first thoughts waking up:
-What you think about most:
-What you think about before you go to bed:
-What you think is your best quality is:
LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER
-Single or group dates:
-To be loved or respected :
-Beauty or brains:
-Dogs or cats:
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU
-Lie:
-Believe in yourself:
-Smoke:
[This was stolen because I'm an asshole]
LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
-Name:
-Eye color:
-Hair style/color:
-Height:
-Weight: See More
-Clothing style:
-Best physical feature:
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
-Your fears:
-Your guilty pleasure:
-Ambitions for the future:
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
-Your first thoughts waking up:
-What you think about most:
-What you think about before you go to bed:
-What you think is your best quality is:
LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER
-Single or group dates:
-To be loved or respected :
-Beauty or brains:
-Dogs or cats:
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU
-Lie:
-Believe in yourself:
-Smoke:
[This was stolen because I'm an asshole]
on November 23, 2016
yOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT FIGHT ME YOU ASSWIPE I'LL DRAG YOUR ASS TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
on November 23, 2016
on November 23, 2016
on November 23, 2016
Best part of being able to speak different languages, you can curse so much and no one will know
on November 22, 2016
Does anyone else find that trying to sing the
Ho-Ku-o-u FIVE
in Always With You is hard as fu ck?
Ho-Ku-o-u FIVE
in Always With You is hard as fu ck?
on November 22, 2016