simple_sheep - Page 280
To all the accounts long since forgotten by time, I wish you all a peaceful night
rest well.
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He / They / Fae
Asra / Aster
𓍊 𓋼𓍊𓋼 𓋼𓍊 𓋼𓍊 𓆙
Old account names:
AskingtheUndeadFallingBlackJoviSirens
King_of_Booty_Shorts
Prussian_Mistake
Sun_and_Moon
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Instagram: pomegranateplauge
Discord: pomegranateplague
rest well.
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･✴｡･ﾟ✧:･☁︎｡⋆｡ﾟ
He / They / Fae
Asra / Aster
𓍊 𓋼𓍊𓋼 𓋼𓍊 𓋼𓍊 𓆙
Old account names:
AskingtheUndeadFallingBlackJoviSirens
King_of_Booty_Shorts
Prussian_Mistake
Sun_and_Moon
⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆:･ﾟ✧
･✴｡･ﾟ✧:･☁︎｡⋆｡ﾟ
Instagram: pomegranateplauge
Discord: pomegranateplague
Please, I'm not even at school anymore but please kill me
simple_sheep
Being a mother fuc king shrimp would be better than this at the moment
on November 29, 2016
on November 29, 2016
I'M TRYING TO NOT KILL A BITCH BUT MY BITCHINESS IS COMING OUT AND I WANT TO HIT A BITCH WITH A CHAIR
on November 28, 2016
it's too early for this shit, someone take me out....with a sniper...please...someone call Finland or Switzerland to take me out.....please I'll even pay you
on November 28, 2016
Remember me mate?
Also bored, also tired, and I might as well be dead from all this midterm stuff going on.
on December 03, 2016
on November 28, 2016
Do you know what makes me more sad than watching my death?
Seeing how all the profiles I used to talk to all the time, had stopped. Seeing how they quit. Seeing how all the memories will be just memories. We never exchanged emails, or anything. Nothing. I will never be able to talk to them again. Everything, is just a memory.
@XxBrokenxX
@Insane_feline
@Shingeki_No_Kyojin_Lover
@Imaginary
@ShadowHunterGirl See More▼
@Aria_The_Bunny
@TheShadowGirl
@Music_Lover103
@Seippup12
@Kyara
I'm..so sorry, I never talked to you as much as I should. Hell....I don't even remember some of the other profiles.....we used to be such good friends, then you left...and...and I...I never did anything. I could have done something. I could have spoken to you more, I could have fuc king cared more...but...I was so oblivious...I'm so sorry...
Seeing how all the profiles I used to talk to all the time, had stopped. Seeing how they quit. Seeing how all the memories will be just memories. We never exchanged emails, or anything. Nothing. I will never be able to talk to them again. Everything, is just a memory.
@XxBrokenxX
@Insane_feline
@Shingeki_No_Kyojin_Lover
@Imaginary
@ShadowHunterGirl See More▼
@Aria_The_Bunny
@TheShadowGirl
@Music_Lover103
@Seippup12
@Kyara
I'm..so sorry, I never talked to you as much as I should. Hell....I don't even remember some of the other profiles.....we used to be such good friends, then you left...and...and I...I never did anything. I could have done something. I could have spoken to you more, I could have fuc king cared more...but...I was so oblivious...I'm so sorry...
on November 28, 2016
FRIEND
on November 28, 2016
*gives OC a cool name*
Everyone: MARY SUE
*gives OC cool clothes*
Everyone: MARY SUE
*gives OC something that makes them different*
Everyone: MARY SUE
*gives OC features that makes them awesome* See More▼
Everyone: MARY SUE
*people fear OC*
Everyone: MARY SUE
*people like OC*
Everyone: MARY SUE
*no one likes OC*
Everyone: MARY SUE
*OC has an illness*
Everyone: MARY SUE
*OC has a mental illness*
Everyone: MARY SUE
*OC has a feature that makes them special*
Everyone: MARY SUE
*Main character likes OC*
Everyone: MARY SUE
*OC has magic/weapons and knows how to use em like a boss*
Everyone: MARY SUE
Like, shut the fuc k up people, not every OC has to wear a fuc king white hoodie, baggy sweatpants, love one person, has no action what so fuc king ever. People make their OCs, usually, in THEIR image, what THEY want to be like. Don't dis on someone's OC because YOU think that they suck, because to the creator, that's what they want to be, that's their dream, and not yours. Dissing on their OC is like smacking them in the face and saying how much they "suck"....because that's their dream, how would YOU like it if you felt proud of something and all the sudden someone said "That fuc king suck" So if someone has a fuc king OC, and that fuc king OC has fuc king magic and shit, or their clothes are fuc king awesome, or their personality is fuc king awesome, or people like them, or don't like them, wither their background is sad or not, DO FUC KING NOT DIS ON THE OC
Everyone: MARY SUE
*gives OC cool clothes*
Everyone: MARY SUE
*gives OC something that makes them different*
Everyone: MARY SUE
*gives OC features that makes them awesome* See More▼
Everyone: MARY SUE
*people fear OC*
Everyone: MARY SUE
*people like OC*
Everyone: MARY SUE
*no one likes OC*
Everyone: MARY SUE
*OC has an illness*
Everyone: MARY SUE
*OC has a mental illness*
Everyone: MARY SUE
*OC has a feature that makes them special*
Everyone: MARY SUE
*Main character likes OC*
Everyone: MARY SUE
*OC has magic/weapons and knows how to use em like a boss*
Everyone: MARY SUE
Like, shut the fuc k up people, not every OC has to wear a fuc king white hoodie, baggy sweatpants, love one person, has no action what so fuc king ever. People make their OCs, usually, in THEIR image, what THEY want to be like. Don't dis on someone's OC because YOU think that they suck, because to the creator, that's what they want to be, that's their dream, and not yours. Dissing on their OC is like smacking them in the face and saying how much they "suck"....because that's their dream, how would YOU like it if you felt proud of something and all the sudden someone said "That fuc king suck" So if someone has a fuc king OC, and that fuc king OC has fuc king magic and shit, or their clothes are fuc king awesome, or their personality is fuc king awesome, or people like them, or don't like them, wither their background is sad or not, DO FUC KING NOT DIS ON THE OC
on November 28, 2016
MOTHER FU CKER YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK ON HERE THE KING MISSES YOU DAMN IT
T H E K I N G M I S S E S Y O U
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D BE GONE THAT LONG
GET BACK ON MAN, WE NEED YOUR ASS BACK ON HERE BECAUSE NOTHING IS THE FU CKING SAME, YOU ALWAYS TALKED TO ME AND SHIT WHEN NO ONE ELSE DID
I NEED THE FRIEND BACK
FRIEND COME BACK
FRIEND COME BACK
T H E K I N G M I S S E S Y O U
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D BE GONE THAT LONG
GET BACK ON MAN, WE NEED YOUR ASS BACK ON HERE BECAUSE NOTHING IS THE FU CKING SAME, YOU ALWAYS TALKED TO ME AND SHIT WHEN NO ONE ELSE DID
I NEED THE FRIEND BACK
FRIEND COME BACK
FRIEND COME BACK
on November 28, 2016
We need Zelda head canons.
Um
Um
TP Link's magical transformation sneezes.
Um
Um
TP Link's magical transformation sneezes.
Fierce D.
I wonder if you could catch those black squares from the twilight realm on your tongue.
I wonder if you could catch those black squares from the twilight realm on your tongue.
on November 28, 2016
on November 28, 2016
GUYS THERE'S.... I FOUND A FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 6 TRAILER TEASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ-klTZ9SUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ-klTZ9SUM
on November 28, 2016
Me: *had a breakdown, and has to abruptly leave this site because things were getting really bad*
Me: *days later* Okay, I'm back, I'm fine, everything is fine, things were broken and-
Everyone: Stfu no one gives a shit
Someone else: I made cookies
Everyone: horY SHEET BEST NEWS I'VE EVER HEARD
Me: (￣∇￣) ~凸 whale fubbernuck you too mate
Me: *days later* Okay, I'm back, I'm fine, everything is fine, things were broken and-
Everyone: Stfu no one gives a shit
Someone else: I made cookies
Everyone: horY SHEET BEST NEWS I'VE EVER HEARD
Me: (￣∇￣) ~凸 whale fubbernuck you too mate
on November 28, 2016
My teachers:
Art teacher: *gave us under two hours, and less then an hour tomorrow, to make a drawing that looks PERFECT, JUST ABSOLUTELY PERFECT, WAIT! IT'S NOT PERFECT? EVERY LITTLE LINE ISN'T GODLY? YOU FUC KING FAIL ART YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT HOME TO WORK ON IT TO MAKE IT LOOK BETTER, YOU JUST WORK ON IT HERE WHILE I JUDGE YOU'RE EVERY FU CKING MOVE*
Pe teacher: Mile, run it in under ten minutes
Math teacher: We gotta test and you gonna take it, at LEAST 50+ problems for See More▼ homework
Computer apps teacher: You gonna have 5 things to do, that logically take at most 3 hours to complete, but you have to finish it in 55 minutes
Literature teacher: You are going to have so much work in class that you'll probably scream. Oh! Also you have to read 2+ chapters, have 3 packets, 7 new vocabulary words, and 15+ questions on the chapters for homework
Biology: lolol wut? *throws two pages at us* there, work on it in class, annnnd.....that's also your homework so yeah
Art teacher: *gave us under two hours, and less then an hour tomorrow, to make a drawing that looks PERFECT, JUST ABSOLUTELY PERFECT, WAIT! IT'S NOT PERFECT? EVERY LITTLE LINE ISN'T GODLY? YOU FUC KING FAIL ART YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT HOME TO WORK ON IT TO MAKE IT LOOK BETTER, YOU JUST WORK ON IT HERE WHILE I JUDGE YOU'RE EVERY FU CKING MOVE*
Pe teacher: Mile, run it in under ten minutes
Math teacher: We gotta test and you gonna take it, at LEAST 50+ problems for See More▼ homework
Computer apps teacher: You gonna have 5 things to do, that logically take at most 3 hours to complete, but you have to finish it in 55 minutes
Literature teacher: You are going to have so much work in class that you'll probably scream. Oh! Also you have to read 2+ chapters, have 3 packets, 7 new vocabulary words, and 15+ questions on the chapters for homework
Biology: lolol wut? *throws two pages at us* there, work on it in class, annnnd.....that's also your homework so yeah
on November 28, 2016
Okay I got my shit together, calmed the hell down, and came back
She shut the hell up, I deleted her number, I punched an orange...many times, I ate food, and was being lazy to forget about being pissed
And now I'm back so .....what'd I miss?
She shut the hell up, I deleted her number, I punched an orange...many times, I ate food, and was being lazy to forget about being pissed
And now I'm back so .....what'd I miss?
on November 28, 2016
King, I came up with an amazing TP headcanon.
Is it just me, or does it seem right for TP Link to turn into a wolf every time he sneezes?
Is it just me, or does it seem right for TP Link to turn into a wolf every time he sneezes?
on November 25, 2016
So I accidentally texted my ex-girlfriend and things went bad....fast
Once, I went to her house and she was calling, talking, texting, ext Kate the whole time, as I awkwardly sat there
Because we all know that I dislike starting conversations
Because we all know that I dislike starting conversations
on November 24, 2016
And it's because of a friend she has, her friend (lets call her Kate) Kate was her first friend after she moved to the next town, so naturally, they became close friends. But because of that, every time I asked for something like a heart-to-heart chat, she would blow it off and continue to Snapchat or what ever it's called Kate and basically just kinda ignored See More▼ me while she hung out with Kate
on November 24, 2016
She wasn't speaking to me for 3 months AS we were dating, then she broke up with me over text on/very close to our anniversary
on November 24, 2016
on November 24, 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYWIdKbwPlo
i neVER NOTICED THIS
I WATCHED THIS FOR OVER A YEAR
AND I REWATCHED IT TODAY
AND OMFA
IT'S FU CKING THE BEAUTIFUL TOMATO
FU CKING HEATLIA
i neVER NOTICED THIS
I WATCHED THIS FOR OVER A YEAR
AND I REWATCHED IT TODAY
AND OMFA
IT'S FU CKING THE BEAUTIFUL TOMATO
FU CKING HEATLIA
Ulquiorra Tomato Song
I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!! I TAKE NO CREDIT!!!! Made by YuraYura according to Roxanne. Funniest Espada vid in existance, and if you're wondering, yes that...
on November 24, 2016