simple_sheep - Page 277

Okay someone please tell me what just happened
My nose itches
I felt it itch
And I fuc king punched myself in the nose

YAOI


BISH YOUr ADVICE WORKED I AM A MOTHERFU CKING BLACK BELT NOW!!!!

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.

Pre-Monday
Monday
2nd Monday
3rd Monday
4th Monday
5th Monday
MOTHERFUC KING SATURDAY FUC K YEAH

Sometimes I question my ferret, then I realize I shouldn't cause he's a damn ferret

Hihihihi
//sticks leg up

Imagine if the grass was clouds, and clouds were grass...and what if like, the sky was the ocean, and the ocean was the sky

My old town:
People: YOU SUCK
Me: okay
New town:
People: YOU SUCK
Me: Ok-
People: But we suck too, *points across the street* they suck, I suck, you suck, let's just be pieces of shit together

(Girls only)
3+ likes and I'll tell:
1. First kiss: We don't speak of that
2. Bra size: 32??? C
3. When did you first get your period: Like...11
4. Favorite quote: Anything from Hetalia
5. Your idol: Gerard Way See More▼
6. One dream/aspiration you'll try to pursue for life: Travel the damn world
7. Dream date: Binge watch anime, eating sugary foods, being lazy
8. Do you like window shopping: Yes
9. Favorite movie: Boondock Saints, Nightmare Before Christmas, or Labyrinth
10. Are you dramatic: *falls over a piano, wearing a red dress, rose in mouth, sticks leg up and places arm over forehead* I have no idea what you're talking about
11. Which parent are you more like: Mum
12. Are you artistic/creative: Noooo not at alllllll
13. Describe your dream house: Either a big ass fabulous castle, or a little homey house in the woods
14. Your dream car: Jeep or motorcycle
15. Thoughts on marriage: NOPE
16. Thoughts on having kids: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
17. If you had a genie grant you three wishes what would they be: Fictional characters are real, have magic, and some MOTHERFUC KING RAM HORNS BITCH I'LL RAM INTO EVERYTHING
18. What do you hate most about yourself: Everything
19. What do you love more about yourself: My snarky remarks, and my ability to talk to myself non stop
20. Do you love children or nah: NOOOOOOO NO nO nO NONONO NO KIDS
21. Anything special you've won/earned: Once I won a Cake Walk 3 times
22. Any fictional characters you've fallen for: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......the list is so long, it could go around the world....twice
23. Can you be a bitch: BItCH WHO SAID I WAS A BITCH I AM NOT A FUC KING BITCH...Yes I am
24. Would you want a baby boy or girl: Neither
25. Actually have a baby or adopt: Adopt
26. Make up or nah: Only for concerts
27. Shave or wax: Shave
28. Were you uncomfortable answering any: I don't give a fuc k, I'll do this shit again IDC
~Stolen ; )~

(Girls only)
3+ likes and I'll tell:
1. First kiss:
2. Bra size:
3. When did you first get your period:
4. Favorite quote:
5. Your idol: See More▼
6. One dream/aspiration you'll try to pursue for life:
7. Dream date:
8. Do you like window shopping:
9. Favorite movie:
10. Are you dramatic:
11. Which parent are you more like:
12. Are you artistic/creative:
13. Describe your dream house:
14. Your dream car:
15. Thoughts on marriage:
16. Thoughts on having kids:
17. If you had a genie grant you three wishes what would they be:
18. What do you hate most about yourself:
19. What do you love more about yourself:
20. Do you love children or nah:
21. Anything special you've won/earned:
22. Any fictional characters you've fallen for:
23. Can you be a bitch:
24. Would you want a baby boy or girl:
25. Actually have a baby or adopt:
26. Make up or nah:
27. Shave or wax:
28. Were you uncomfortable answering any:
~Stolen ; )~
(I did this at night because no one will like it then >:3)

MEIN GOTT YOU'RE BACK

Aren't I such the inspirational speaker?

My inspirational speech to Lady_Artemis
BE A BITCH! KICK THEIR ASSES! IF THEY BITCH TO YOU BE A BITCH TO THEM! MAFIA THEIR ASS! HOE I'LL GO WITH YA AND IF THERE'S A MOTHERFUC KER THERE THAT'S BEING A MOTHERFUC KER I'LL MOTHERFUC KING FUC K THEIR FACE UP AS YOU FUC KING NAIL THE THING YOU'RE DOING! YOU GONNA KICK ASS! YOU GONNA KICK THEIR ASS! YOU GONNA WIN AND GET THE SHIT YOU FUC KING WANT, DON'T PAY FUC KING ATTENTION TO THE FUC KS WHO THINK THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO FUC KING DO See More▼ SOMETHING BITCHY AS YOU'RE DOING YOUR SHIT! MOTHERFUC KERS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEIR MISSING, BE A FUC KING BITCH AND LIVE IT AND MAKE SURE YOU FUC KING DRINK WATER! YOU DON'T WANT TO FUC KING PASS THE FUC K OUT FROM HYPERVENTILATING OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT! EAT SOME FUC KING SHIT BEFORE THE SHIT TOO SO YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN YOUR STOMACH AND YOU DON'T HAVE A GROWLING STOMACH SINGING THE FUC KING OPERA....DON'T EAT LITERAL SHIT, EAT SOME BREAD OR SOMETHING, DON'T FUC KING EAT LITERAL SHIT EAT FUC KING BREAD OR SOMETHING

My inspirational speech to Bree:
BE A MAN
YOU CAN FUC KING DO IT
PLAY THAT INSTRUMENT LIKE IT'S YOUR BITCH! PLAY LIKE A BITCH! BE A BITCH! IF SOMEONE IN THE CROWD ISN'T LISTENING, ON THEIR PHONE, WHISPERING, EXT CHUCK A MOTHERFUC KING CHAIR AT THEIR FACE BECAUSE FUC K THEM THEY SHOULD LISTENING TO YOUR AWESOME CONCERT SHIT AND THEIR BEING IGNORANT BITCHES! MOTHERFUC KERS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEIR MISSING IF THEY'RE BEING IDIOTIC ASSHOLES. YOU CAN MOTHERFUC KING PLAY THAT MOTHERFUC See More▼ KING INSTRUMENT EVEN IF IT'S THE LAST MOTHERFUC KING THING YOU DO! IF NO ONE LISTENS MAKE THEM SUCK YOUR GOD DAMMED DICK! IT DOESN'T FUC KING MATTER IF YOU HAVE A DICK OR NOT MAKE THEM SUCK A STRAP ON OR SOMETHING
YOU CAN MOTHERFUC KING DO IT

Me: Oh I got notifications
Me: *looks happily*
Notifications: *all about the Anna drama shit*
Me:........................well I thought we were done with the hate and drama shit
Me: I don't know what the fuc k just happened, but I don't really care, I'mma just get the fuc k up outta here. Fu ck this shit I'm out! *logs off and watches Hetalia cause I'm trash*

OKAY SO I HAD A LITTLE TIME TO MYSELF A FEW HOURS AGO SO I WENT DOWNTOWN REAL QUICK AND I WENT INTO THE ANTIQUE STORE AND THERE WAS A HAT FROM ENGLAND AND IT WAS FROM THE VICTORIAN ERA AND I ASKED HOW MUCH IT WAS AND IT WAS $55 BUT I DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH BUT BECAUSE I WAS FRIENDS WITH THE CHICK AND WAS NICE TO HER A LOT SHE MADE ME A DEAL
SHE MADE IT
$25
I'M STILL SCREAMING

Not that I care, I just haven't smelled like cigarettes in a long time

I smell like fuc king cigarettes

Me: I want to be an artist
Me: I want to be a gentleman
Me: I want to be a manga/anime artist
Me: I want to be a pirate
Me: I want to be in the army
Me: I want to be in the fuc king Mafia
Me: I want to- See More▼
Friend: OKAY SLOW YOUR ROLE LADY JESUS CHRIST YOU GONNA DIE BEFORE YOU'RE 30

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL
I HAVE 4 TESTS TODAY
1 QUIZ
AND I'M DAMN SURE I HAVE A SHIT TON OF HOMEWORK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBERNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK