When life gives you Lemons what do you with them?

When life gives you Lemons what do you with them?

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DipperPinesShades
I would do what Ford would do...
DON'T MAKE LEMONADE! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR #### LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHOSE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the lemons!
Tomsharpoons
Agreed
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on May 19
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lolgamer3
totally agree
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on June 22, 2017
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DipperPinesShades
Yes, I do know it's a quote made by Cave Johnson. Yes, they do have the same voice actor.
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on February 10, 2016
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on February 10, 2016
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CorbijnNollyPliggy
Tie them to my n⚠️tsack and jiggle 'em around
EmilyTehPancake
n u t t
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on May 19
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twinkle.dinkles
oH
O H
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Tomsharpoons
Oooooooooooh you just got owned life
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on August 15, 2017
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Queen_Rachel_Luv
Read them
Squirt the at life's eye
Chuck them at people you hate
Poison them and give it to life.

BUT DON'T MAKE LEMONADE!! WHY WOULD LIFE GIVE YOU FREE LEMONS??? BECAUSE THE ARE POISONED THEMSELVES ALREADY DX
on December 18, 2016
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OneWeekAtKeishas
When life gives you lemons, freeze them and chuck them at people who are insults to humanity (for example a kid named Brett who bullies LITTERALLY EVERYONE)
TheDiBZ
Works in India or
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on October 22, 2016
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on October 20, 2016
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thekinginthenorth
moan about clichés
on November 09, 2015
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radical.radish
I would just stand there wondering what to do right after I got them.
I'd be just like "um....why?".
on October 21, 2016
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captainqwerty
Well you can either squirt them back in lifes eyes then us a flame thrower on them or you can get some sugar and water and make lemonade offer it to someone, but after they drink it tell them that you piosoned and the only cure is moon dust.
on April 01, 2016
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InactiveGoodbyeEveryone
Make grape juice than sit back and let the world wonder how I did it.
TsumikiMiniwa
YEP. XDXD
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on February 18, 2016
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on February 16, 2016
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TsumikiMiniwa
Read them and then raise an eyebrow at Life for writing them. XD
on February 09, 2016
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Klodis
put them in your bra and work it
Undertale_fangirl400
omg yas! XD
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on November 18, 2016
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on November 18, 2016
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Butt_Stallion
You choke on those lemons and die.

- RvB reference.
on November 17, 2016
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ewillhite
Take the lemons from life and squeeze them into life's eyes lol
on October 21, 2016
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The_Fandom_Queen
I throw them back and ask for chocolate XD
on February 18, 2016
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story.writer
You squeeze it into a test tube and test the juice to form a substance used for blasting (See where I'm going?) and make a gun to shoot this. Then become the hero of the galaxy.
on February 10, 2016
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Chicachu22
Give em to Bree. xD
on February 10, 2016
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QueenChrysalis328
you choke on those lemons and die
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on February 18, 2016
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Art.By.God
I'd squirt them in random peoples' eyes. XD
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gnocchi
Either read them and switch out names in my mind so they're my OTPs or kick life in the balls and run OR make orange juice.
TsumikiMiniwa
Seems legit.
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on February 09, 2016
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on November 12, 2015
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breann.west.5
Read them and if they are your OTP, worship them.
TsumikiMiniwa
YAS!
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on February 09, 2016
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Derpyderpjuice
Make grape juice
on June 18
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numbsoul2021
Throw them at people !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEEL MY WRATHQ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on May 20
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Ice.Moon.Melting
Bite the lemon. Regret it. Spit out. Make sour face. Choke on seeds. Die. Resurrect. Do it all over again! Resurrect. Again!
on March 31
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PeachyKeen
throw them back and say "I WANTED COOKIES"
Tomsharpoons
Yes or read them
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ThreeBirds
"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
--Cave Johnson (Portal 2)
Tomsharpoons
The hell you afraid to cuss
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Tomsharpoons
Yea sorry @ThreeBirds
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ThreeBirds
Better?
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Mataways
A lemonade stand
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jacks_scars
when life give you lemons exchange them for kidneys : D
Jeff_The_Killr
wow Jack wow
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on November 18, 2016
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on November 18, 2016
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sisaloofafump
Squirt Life in the eye with the lemon juice
on February 18, 2016
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TheDiBZ
I squeeze the juices into my enemy's eyes.
on February 18, 2016
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Orange.Soda
GET MAD!
I DONT WANT YOUR LEMONS!

Just because, I DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER,
SO ICAN BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN
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on February 08, 2016
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Mindfang
Idk what they are
on November 09, 2015
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