When life gives you Lemons what do you with them?
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I would do what Ford would do...
DON'T MAKE LEMONADE! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR #### LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHOSE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the lemons!
DON'T MAKE LEMONADE! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR #### LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHOSE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the lemons!
Tomsharpoons
Agreed
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on May 19, 2018
lolgamer3
totally agree
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on June 22, 2017
DipperPinesShades
Yes, I do know it's a quote made by Cave Johnson. Yes, they do have the same voice actor.
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on February 10, 2016
on February 10, 2016
Read them
Squirt the at life's eye
Chuck them at people you hate
Poison them and give it to life.
BUT DON'T MAKE LEMONADE!! WHY WOULD LIFE GIVE YOU FREE LEMONS??? BECAUSE THE ARE POISONED THEMSELVES ALREADY DX
Squirt the at life's eye
Chuck them at people you hate
Poison them and give it to life.
BUT DON'T MAKE LEMONADE!! WHY WOULD LIFE GIVE YOU FREE LEMONS??? BECAUSE THE ARE POISONED THEMSELVES ALREADY DX
on December 18, 2016
When life gives you lemons, freeze them and chuck them at people who are insults to humanity (for example a kid named Brett who bullies LITTERALLY EVERYONE)
on October 20, 2016
Tie them to my n⚠️tsack and jiggle 'em around
on August 15, 2017
on August 15, 2017
I would just stand there wondering what to do right after I got them.
I'd be just like "um....why?".
I'd be just like "um....why?".
on October 21, 2016
Well you can either squirt them back in lifes eyes then us a flame thrower on them or you can get some sugar and water and make lemonade offer it to someone, but after they drink it tell them that you piosoned and the only cure is moon dust.
on April 01, 2016
Make grape juice than sit back and let the world wonder how I did it.
on February 16, 2016
on February 09, 2016
put them in your bra and work it
on November 18, 2016
on October 21, 2016
You squeeze it into a test tube and test the juice to form a substance used for blasting (See where I'm going?) and make a gun to shoot this. Then become the hero of the galaxy.
on February 10, 2016
you choke on those lemons and die
on February 09, 2016
I'd squirt them in random peoples' eyes. XD
on November 12, 2015
Either read them and switch out names in my mind so they're my OTPs or kick life in the balls and run OR make orange juice.
on November 12, 2015
Read them and if they are your OTP, worship them.
on November 12, 2015
on June 18, 2018
on May 20, 2018
Bite the lemon. Regret it. Spit out. Make sour face. Choke on seeds. Die. Resurrect. Do it all over again! Resurrect. Again!
on March 31, 2018
throw them back and say "I WANTED COOKIES"
on November 30, 2017
"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
--Cave Johnson (Portal 2)
--Cave Johnson (Portal 2)
The hell you afraid to cuss
on May 19, 2018
on August 17, 2017
when life give you lemons exchange them for kidneys : D
on November 18, 2016
GET MAD!
I DONT WANT YOUR LEMONS!
Just because, I DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER,
SO ICAN BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN
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WITH THE LEMONS!
I DONT WANT YOUR LEMONS!
Just because, I DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER,
SO ICAN BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN
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WITH THE LEMONS!
on February 08, 2016