what is the best yo m*ma joke you have ever heard?

I know loads of Harry Potter ones!
Yo mama's so fat her Patronus is a cake!
Yo mama's so fat her Boggart is a gym membership!
Yo mama's so ugly even a dementor wouldn't kiss her!
Yo mama's so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!
Yo mama's so ugly Voldemort looked at her and killed himself!
Yo mama's so stupid she drowned in a Pensieve! See More▼
Yo mama's so nasty the Forbidden Forest was named after her!
Yo mama's so poor she went to the Weasley's for a loan!
Yo mama's so ugly, that when she asked Crabbe to go to the Yule Ball with her, he went with Goyle instead!

Yo mama's so hairy when you were born you got carpet burns! :p
Yo mama's so stuiped when she got locked in a bed store she slept on the floor |-)
Yo mama's so fat when she farts it courses global warming :D
Yo mama's so short she can't get high! :-O

Yo mama's so fat when she goes in the shower, her feet don't get wet!
Yo mama's so ugly when she went into an ugly contest they said no pros allowed!
Yo mama's so fat when she went in the elevator to go up she went down!
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Lol

Yo mama so fat, her patronouse is a cake

To mama's so fat that when she put a ps3 account, the whole in tire network crashed!

Your mama is so ugly, when she played scary maze game the picture said I quit XD

Yo mama is so ugly, that everyone switched to Facebook

yo momma so poor she can't afford to live in a two story cheerio box!!!
yo momma so old I told her to act her age and she died!!
yo momma so old her social security number is 0!!
yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money!!!
yo momma so fat the only letters of the alphabet she knows are k.f.c!!!
yo momma so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!!!
yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car!! See More▼
yo momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish!!!
yo momma so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices!!!
yo momma so dumb she tried to return a donut because it had a hole in it!!
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I like yo mama jokes. XD

yo mama is so stupid she failed a blood test

YO mama is so stupid she got locked into a supermarket and starved to death! XD
YO mama is so stupid she thought sea weed was something fish smoked!
YO mama is so stupid she saw two black people squishing a white guy.. she said, OREO!
Yo mama is so short she can't even smoke weed.
Enjoy.. sorry if its racist :S

To mama is so fat, that when she died she broke the stair way to heaven, a lot of paper work thank to YOUR FAT DAMN MOM!!!!!!

"Yo mama so- wait, never mind." -My Brother (2017)

Yo mama is so dumb that she did a trumpet and thought she was talking to Donald trump. (I made this up)

your mama is so dumb that she got locked into a grocery store and starved

your mama is so fat that when she went to a hotel and asked for a king sized bed they just put a blanket over the ocean

Yo Mama's so fat, she sat on an Iphone and turned it into an Ipad (classmate)
Yo Mama's so fat, Dora can't explore her. (online and hilar!)

Yo mamas so fat, every time she turned around, it was her birthday! XD

yo mama's so old that when I told her to act her age, she died!

Yo mama's so old when she was a kid the dead sea was only sick :) saw this quote by someone, decided to make it into a joke

I have 2 I like
Yo momma so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch
And my personal favorite: Yo momma so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.
Haha:)

Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Tw!nkie