what is the best yo m*ma joke you have ever heard?

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HermioneGranger
I know loads of Harry Potter ones!
Yo mama's so fat her Patronus is a cake!
Yo mama's so fat her Boggart is a gym membership!
Yo mama's so ugly even a dementor wouldn't kiss her!
Yo mama's so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!
Yo mama's so ugly Voldemort looked at her and killed himself!
Yo mama's so stupid she drowned in a Pensieve! See More▼
peace_out
rofl
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on December 03, 2013
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HermioneGranger
I found them on this website: www.yomamajokesgalore.com/
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on October 28, 2013
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madison1
lol
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on October 28, 2013
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on October 28, 2013
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mollylooya
yo mama is so stupid she failed a blood test
madison1
nice! i like that one
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on July 07, 2013
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DD3496
your mama is so dumb that she got locked into a grocery store and starved
on April 22, 2015
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DD3496
your mama is so fat that when she went to a hotel and asked for a king sized bed they just put a blanket over the ocean
on April 22, 2015
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sapphirethehedgehog
Yo mama's so hairy when you were born you got carpet burns!
Yo mama's so stuiped when she got locked in a bed store she slept on the floor
Yo mama's so fat when she farts it courses global warming
Yo mama's so short she can't get high!
madison1
Ive heard of those they are some of my favorites also
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on March 22, 2014
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XxlunargirlxX
Yo Mama's so fat, she sat on an Iphone and turned it into an Ipad (classmate)
Yo Mama's so fat, Dora can't explore her. (online and hilar!)
madison1
Lol
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on March 22, 2014
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beeesafe
Yo mamas so fat, every time she turned around, it was her birthday! XD
madison1
Lol
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on March 22, 2014
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planetfroot
(BTW this is my made up yo momma so stupid she thought filling buckets were putting water in a paik!
on March 18, 2014
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Wolfie_Is_Leashed
yo mama's so old that when I told her to act her age, she died!
madison1
on March 04, 2014
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on March 04, 2014
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Nightcat
Yo mama's so old when she was a kid the dead sea was only sick saw this quote by someone, decided to make it into a joke
madison1
Lol
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on February 21, 2014
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Joieeful
Yo mama's so fat when she goes in the shower, her feet don't get wet!
Yo mama's so ugly when she went into an ugly contest they said no pros allowed!
Yo mama's so fat when she went in the elevator to go up she went down!
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Lol
madison1
lol
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on October 28, 2013
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fleur22045
Yo mama so fat, her patronouse is a cake
on July 21, 2013
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Katarina12
To mama's so fat that when she put a ps3 account, the whole in tire network crashed!

Your mama is so ugly, when she played scary maze game the picture said I quit XD

Yo mama is so ugly, that everyone switched to Facebook
on July 17, 2013
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EMOpanda
yo momma so poor she can't afford to live in a two story cheerio box!!!
yo momma so old I told her to act her age and she died!!
yo momma so old her social security number is 0!!
yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money!!!
yo momma so fat the only letters of the alphabet she knows are k.f.c!!!
yo momma so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!!!
yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car!! See More▼
madison1
lol
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on July 12, 2013
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on July 12, 2013
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Bmac99
I have 2 I like
Yo momma so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch
And my personal favorite: Yo momma so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.
Haha
madison1
on July 14, 2013
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Bmac99
tehee
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on July 09, 2013
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madison1
lol those are good ones ill have to use them if i ever have to lol
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on July 09, 2013
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on July 08, 2013
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Mary_chan
YO mama is so stupid she got locked into a supermarket and starved to death! XD
YO mama is so stupid she thought sea weed was something fish smoked!
YO mama is so stupid she saw two black people squishing a white guy.. she said, OREO!
Yo mama is so short she can't even smoke weed.
Enjoy.. sorry if its racist :S
madison1
np
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on July 07, 2013
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Mary_chan
heh thanks
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on July 07, 2013
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madison1
lol its k i liked them!
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on July 07, 2013
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Katarina12
To mama is so fat, that when she died she broke the stair way to heaven, a lot of paper work thank to YOUR FAT DAMN MOM!!!!!!
madison1
yup
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on October 08, 2013
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kingboo440
No Problem
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on October 08, 2013
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Katarina12
WHAT'S NP MEAN?!?!!?!!
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on July 17, 2013
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madison1
np
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on July 07, 2013
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Katarina12
Thanks
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on July 07, 2013
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madison1
lol i like that one!
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on July 07, 2013
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madison1
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Tw!nkie
madison1
thanks
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on July 13, 2013
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madison1
ok lol
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on July 07, 2013
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Mary_chan
actually the joke goes
Yo mamas so stupid.. she saw a bus full of white people and said stop that twinkie!
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on July 07, 2013
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madison1
is my first one this is my second one Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orlean thought Katrina came back to finish the job and this is my third Yo mamma's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said DAMN and ran away.
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on July 07, 2013
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on July 07, 2013
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