edamame

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I just touched the softest sea cucumber I'm

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NyoHoHo
gross joy, stop the exploitation of young sea cucumbers, creep

also what kinda goal is that
did you make your parents take you all the way to singapore so you can touch an ocean food
smh wow joy
about 18 hours ago
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edamame
no I wish @GolfWang
about 19 hours ago
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GolfWang
Did it shit
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about 23 hours ago
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stop being a huge introvert and talk to someone new on this site, fool
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NyoHoHo
yes
we are the parent birds throwing ur egg out of the nest

AND NO ur like my best fren on here, i don't want u to stop talkin to me
just meet new ppl, u anti-social egg
about 9 hours ago
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edamame
oh wait
it was /implied/
like a mother bird pushing her chicks out of her nest
about 17 hours ago
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NyoHoHo
when did i tell u to go away, what in the world
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edamame
ur the one who told me to go away smh
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NyoHoHo
you have us :^)
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uploaded a photo
crappy d00ds :^(
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bouta take off cri
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my battery is already on 50% and I haven't even boarded the plane yet

so screwed
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NyoHoHo
WELL JOY
ONCE YOU HAVE THAT REPUTATION OF BEING A NASTY, IT AIN'T ANYONE'S FAULT BUT YOURS, OK

ooo tyty
i wanna go to Italy first tho
mainly bc of authentic pizza and the Mouth of Truth bUT yea! aus seems like a good place, a bit too hot for heeyawians tho See More▼
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edamame
NO THE FACT THAT YOU THINK THAT I THINK NASTY THOUGHTS ABOUT SEA CUCUMBERS GROSSES ME OUT JAMIE

woah coolies that's where I live
if u come I'll tell you all the cool places to visit
(even tho I barely live the house hh)
about 3 hours ago
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NyoHoHo
NO THAT'S NOT ME
UR THE ONE THINKIN NASTY THOUGHTS, I AIN'T A HOE, SO LET'S GET THAT STRAIGHTENED OUT
I DON'T LIKE CUCUMBERS OR SEAS

yea but ur rly lucky, fam
my dad lived in aus, melbourne actually, for a month or longer (i forgot) and he said it was p cool See More▼
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edamame
EWEW HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE YOU'RE GROSSING ME OUT
THEY JUST LOOK COOL STOP MAKING EVERYTHING WRONG

ye like it's a country and a continent hm
like it takes 8 hours to drive out of a state and 3 to fly,
I hate travelling so trying to get out of australia is a pain
about 3 hours ago
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NyoHoHo
LIAR
UR NASTY JOY
STOP LYING, U LOVE SEA CUCUMBERS IN AN UNHOLY WAY

australia is its own lil planet, i'm so jealous
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WHY AM I SICK WHEN THE HOLIDAYS START HHH
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NyoHoHo
stop being sick, it's as simple as that
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im gonna draw everything I like in one picture haha this won't work out
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NyoHoHo
HA, I CAN READ U
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edamame
oK FINE I'LL DO IT NOW
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NyoHoHo
BINCH STOP LYIN, UR FINE
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edamame
yis
idk if it's secure tho so I'll post it when I uh
have energy
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NyoHoHo
oooooo
ok
well
COOL
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aw that was my last community service, bummed that I didn't get see a wild emu in its natural habitat :c
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yey my victor and syaoran nendos came today 💕💕
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NyoHoHo
come back when u have some sense, joy
apple cider vinegar is GOOD, i can drink that stuff straight outta the bottle
u taste like a 'rubbish bin'

dude ik
that's why i was like, "this is perfect to persuade joy that bananas are cool" See More▼
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edamame
it's a type of vinegar that tasted gross
i like other vinegars just not balsamic vinegar ok
actually apple cider vinegar legitimately tastes like a rubbish bin but
oh damn I forgot that it's gotta be tru

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NyoHoHo
what is a 'balsamic vinegar' and why do u hate it so much
also i want to believe ur cool, but even jailhouse rock can't persuade ppl ur cool, man, sry :^(
and uh


why are u hatin on bananas, christ joy
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edamame
IM TRYNA MAKE YOU FORGET TO CALL ME A DUM, U DUM

I hate it as much as bananas it's disgusting
about 14 hours ago
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NyoHoHo
WHAT IS THIS
WHAT THE HECC
I'M SO CONFUSED

so do u hate balsamic vinegar or nah
about 15 hours ago
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we were watching the french dub of harry potter in class and someone asked what the killing spell thing was and i said 'arrivederci' instead of avada kedavra im so done
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NyoHoHo
LMAO NO, YOU'VE GOT NONE

not shame on me, they're too busy, ok
still fun times w/ my dad
and free furniture, so eat it joy
and i get to watch him cook and that's p hot
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edamame
STUFF YOU, FREEDOM OF SPEECH OK

damn ok, shame on u it woulda been fun
yeah but wouldn't you have to watch Kira make out with his hand or smth
or like
blow up a furniture store
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NyoHoHo
EXPOSED FURTHER

THAT'S CALLED BEING GROSS, DEAR JOY

oh
spend Christmas w/ them??? bc of ur story, no thnx, too hectic
Dad won't have anyone over (except for a hand) bc he's a lonely loser BUT all attention will be on me :> See More▼
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edamame
o shit

IM BEING OPEN MINDED

uhh whoever u choose
spend Christmas with papi and da tho
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NyoHoHo
buttsex

WOW OK JOY
DON'T JUST GO ASSUMIN THINGS

YAYAYAYAY TY JOY, MY BESTEST FREN
but who do i spend the holidays w/, oh no
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uploaded a photo
IM PISSIN I DONT REMEMBER LIKING THIS BUT I DONT REGRET IT
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I have a stack of homework and tests to study for but I just had a nap and I'm playing mystic messenger for no reason at all except for me to feel more lonely
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8 days ago
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ITS YA BOI
JOIIII
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GolfWang
I mean I guess
about 2 hours ago
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edamame
o but there's a catch haha
I only gotta kill the presidents, not gonna kill the uh princes and dark overlords of justice ha
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GolfWang
NOW GO OUT THERE AND KILL
about 7 hours ago
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edamame
wow
so empowering
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GolfWang
WELL YOU ARE NOW
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thIS BITCH
I think there might be a bruise ony head, she kicked me in the face and I hit my head on the table fhdh

but it's ok I threw an apple at her and it hit her on the head haha
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NyoHoHo
"a worm just laughing at me"

you've no life, have you??
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edamame
wow r00d
my funeral will just be like some tumbleweeds and a worm just laughing at me
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NyoHoHo
nah, i'll pass
i'll watch ur body get burned into ashes tho
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edamame
wow cute
you'd better come to my funeral
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NyoHoHo
oops sry old woman
ur grave's pre-made with the words "stupid saggy hag"
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11 days ago
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yey I just bought five pairs of earrings
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omg I just remembered
the other day in chinese school when the teacher (who can barely speak english) was trying to explain the word 'pursue' so she tried to say it in english and nobody understood her and this guy was like,
'pussy?'
and the whole class burst out laughing and she was so confused bc she didn't understand
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duDE
there's an alternate universe where no JoJos or their allies die

but sob, it's only in EoH
BUT STILL
a world where Gyro never dies >:0
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NyoHoHo
how many pets does she hate, wtf

I KNOW
i want to hold all of the cats and let them sit on me and meow and cough and scratch me
but not dogs, bc i don't rly like them
about 9 hours ago
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edamame
ik im so jealous, she used to have a blue tongue lizard as well :^(

OH NO POOR KITTY AHGGG
my dad hates cats too :'''''^(
my friend's neighbours' cats just come to her back door all the time and she gets to pat then and feed them ahhhh
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NyoHoHo
man what the hecc, that's not fair, sob

YES me too
she says cats are demons and my dad said if he ever sees a cat, he's gon kill it
there was a poor hungry, stray kitty on our porch-thingy and it was meowing for food and my dad kicked the poor baby! i cried all day abt it, i was so depressed
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edamame
ye she has a bunch of fish too the lucky shit

ikik I agree except my mum doesn't like em :^(
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NyoHoHo
UR COUSIN HAS A CAT???
i think i remember it on her story,, and a bird too, right??

I want one too
all cats are good cats
even the wrinkly ones
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that was the first (and hopefully last) time I've ever said
"shoot me with your banana dick"

i hate bananas what am I doing
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NyoHoHo
TAKE THEM BACK BINCH
12 days ago
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edamame
no.
im not a pusSY
12 days ago
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NyoHoHo
take ur words back
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edamame
wdym ::00
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NyoHoHo
take it back, nasty
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yay it's finally the season for me to /try/ and wear a skirt
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edamame
o wait nvm its like 4 degrees
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