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i should be a comedian (a few weeks ago my girl came over and we were being stupid and i pinned her down and she bit me (a regular occurrence) and i said “ahhhh no that is girl on girl crime) (get it) (bc were both girls and)

identikit
we broke up she still bites me tho
on June 19, 2024

identikit
she did it again and i said “was that the bite of 87” and she locked herself in my bathroom
on January 23, 2024
on January 18, 2024

rambling on the shankrambles tonight but yeah idk. having a gf is so cool. i spent most of my freshman year of college sorta slutting around and i had like 16 situationships going at once and there wasn’t really much real connection, more kf j “hey lol wanna come over and grind on eachother and smoke weed” but now im dating the coolest person ever and i feel so connected to her and its just ahhhshwjjflwnv she doesn’t think i’m crazy and i don’t have to pretend i dont care about See More things when im around them. they write sweet poems and we listen to jazz together a lot and they appreciate my weird little freak gifts. and idk its nice to hear ‘i love you’ instead of ‘god youre so hot’

on January 04, 2024
on January 04, 2024

on December 31, 2023

we’ve been dating for 2 weeks and talking since june yet my brain cant wrap itself around the fact that im dating shavon

on December 27, 2023
on December 27, 2023

my gf has been doing extensive research on plant rhizomes. idk what prompted this. they asked me this morning if i knew anything about them and i showed her my zz plant. they’re very excited.
on December 26, 2023

“there’s something sorta gay about our relationship” —my gf (we’re literally a wlnb couple neither of us are men)
on December 20, 2023

me n my gf made out to bob dylan last night and like three different live versions of blowin in the wind came on and we kept laughing
on December 17, 2023

lack of accommodations for endometriosis is insane tf u mean “its not an excuse to miss class” im bleeding sm ill faint if i stand up too fast
on December 04, 2023

putting all of my eggs in one basket (we listened to adrianne lenker while cuddling on my couch so the entirety of songs belongs to them now and if i fuckk up thaf album will be sad)
on December 03, 2023

i do not think the person im seeing atm realizes how completely unintentionally funny they are omg

“im not british.” “i actually have quite a few spare oats at the moment” “i shouldve secretly recorded you earlier” “would it be ableist of me to call you four eyes” theyre an accidental comedian
on November 18, 2023
on November 18, 2023

on November 17, 2023

zamn chicago trains r crazy y r they always crashing n shit

in all seriousness im mildly concerned bc the one that j crashed is the one that goes to the suburb a friend of mine lives in and they take it every morning and i think they’re prob fine bc they leave early in the morning i think but still 1?!).$
on November 16, 2023
on November 16, 2023

was on a date a few nights ago heres the highlights
-played a show— my friend was with us. she told me she noticed they were noticeably mirroring my body language and when i was performing they were smiling through the whole thing (they aren’t really a smiley person— very reserved!)
-we wanted to get treats but bakery was closed
-we walked to the lakeside and i gave them a private concert
-didn’t stay there very long tho, it was really cold right next to the lake and even i See More was chilly so like they must’ve been dying
-went back into the city. ended up at a park. talked ab life.
-finally walked them back to the train station n they left (stayed up another few hours bc one of the trains that goes to their suburb had quit running, i wasnt sleeping til they told me they made it home)
-played a show— my friend was with us. she told me she noticed they were noticeably mirroring my body language and when i was performing they were smiling through the whole thing (they aren’t really a smiley person— very reserved!)
-we wanted to get treats but bakery was closed
-we walked to the lakeside and i gave them a private concert
-didn’t stay there very long tho, it was really cold right next to the lake and even i See More was chilly so like they must’ve been dying
-went back into the city. ended up at a park. talked ab life.
-finally walked them back to the train station n they left (stayed up another few hours bc one of the trains that goes to their suburb had quit running, i wasnt sleeping til they told me they made it home)
on November 11, 2023

‘wont touch most food with hands bc of emetophobial gf x “wont touch most food with hands bc they dont like how it feels” partner
on November 04, 2023

i will never feel not guilty for the person i was a few years ago. i was so mean and for what but my own entertainment

people aren’t rly that nice to the person im seeing and it genuinely makes me so sad bc they didnt do anything wrong. they’re a little bit “offputting” according to some people and when you first talk to them they can seem a little bit disinterested but theyre not. they’re just nervous. there’s literally no reason to be mean to them, they j dont rly fit in
on November 01, 2023

there’s rly no good reason (w the exception of legitimately terrible people who arent willing to change) and all it does is hurt people in the long run
on November 01, 2023
on November 01, 2023

on November 01, 2023

literally just realizing that the universe is a sneaky fuckk and absolutely everything going on my life seems to be helping me be more direct in every aspect

im usually SO scared to speak my mind/say what i mean. j had to reject a guy directly which is so hard for me. im learning to be more direct w the person im seeing bc they struggle w social cues so they dont always pick up on my subtle clues
on October 31, 2023
on October 31, 2023