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hanging out w/ nadia is so dangerous bc we say horrendous horrible things and it always finds its way into my vocabulary and i cant keep having that.

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i dont think its gonna be in my vocabulary bc i have no business saying it but she also uttered the phrase "bon iver whimper audio with reverb seven band eq'd"
on March 03

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legiterally and awesome sauce im ok with but lately ive been using "tuah" EXCESSIVELY and its in a post ironic satirical way but people dont know that
on March 03
on March 03

boss at my job (the one ive had since july) kinda pissing me off... told him my availability is changing bc i got a new job n now he's giving me shit ab it my brother in christ i worked 15 hours in february and it was mostly shifts i picked up!!! if u didnt want me to get a second job maybe u should've given me hours idk

oh he was also bitching yesterday bc my nails ""don't look nice"" (they're fuckked up bc i play guitar and i have ad 0 time to fix them) bro ppl can't even see my nails i spent most of my day behind the espresso machine
on March 01

goin on ab how "ohhh its just been so slow there's not enough work for everyone to get hours" dude everyone hates working the closing shift bc there's no line cook after 2 so the one person who's scheduled has to do that on top of working front of house (which btw, FOH at this job covers barista, dishwasher, busser, and server roles we're already doing everything...)
on March 01
on March 01

on March 01

that was such a weird hangout it was unusually platonic for us and nobody touched a guitar for once but every once in a while he'd get weird and idk what to make of it at one point i told him ab this sweater dress i thrifted n his immediate response was "nice is it skin tight?" ?????not mad or uncomfortable but why was that the first thing u ask😭 gooner ass question
on February 22

seeing a terrifying evil demon today (a 5’7” blonde man who sings radiohead to me and makes me tea but he scares me bc i am viscerally attracted to him and he’s probably out of my league) (he’s literally stated several times that hes into me its fine IFS FINE)

(we dated for a few weeks and ultimately decided not to pursue it bc he isn't doing too well mentally what am i going on about)
on February 21
on February 21

yesterday a professor told me to “get my life together” soley to work on this convoluted columbia college chicago ass project that i barely have time for because i have a job and i run a collective and im a working musician and i have like 4 other classes kinda pmo no scott i will not “get my life together” for you you are bald
on February 21

im so terrified of mixing up my inside jokes with different friends u have no idea... my most recent situationship is an inside joke between me n my 2 closest friends bc one time we hung out and he left the bathroom door open while he was peeing and now every time me n my bffs hang and one of us uses the bathroom someone yells "are u gonna (his middle name) it"
on February 21

seeing my doomed summer romance on friday please pray that my period ends super fast this time

i have a good gut feeling about it for some reason and i just found a $10 bill in a random tupperware in the cabinet i made out w/ him against in september
on February 20
on February 20

saw a picture of my ex gf (who btw started dating my friend within a month of us breaking up and i also kinda think they were seeing each other behind my back) wearing my sweater girl take that off...

i still have hers but it sits at the bottom of my drawer and i think ab giving it to the weird ass white boy i hang out w sometimes
on February 16
on February 16

wlw breakup so bad its got me praying every night before bed (im not even religious)

it wasnt even bad we’re literally still friends. like not even that, we’re still seeing each other in a romantic context i j see her less often
on June 22, 2024
on June 22, 2024

still in awe with my freshman year lore… love dropping that in casual convos “yeahh i was actually the school plug for a semester”

i put a year of self employed baker experience on my resume and half of it was edibles i was selling drugs
on June 09, 2024
on June 09, 2024