Weird Things We Used To Think

Post weird things that you said when you were a kid. I Used to think that "Dip" on the road was a place where it rained kétchup and mustard. XD I mean they are dips.

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I used to think my dad was a good person
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on February 13, 2017
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I used to think:
-There was an imp in my shadow.
-That all eggs contained godly whales
-That there was a parallel world behind a mirror
-I could travel through time by blowing into an instrument
Legend of Zelda did stuff too me. xD
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Doge_Leader
The last one sounds interesting. (Not the last sentence but the one before it.)
on October 16, 2016
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on October 14, 2016
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I used to believe I was normal.

I'm NOT!!! : D
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on October 14, 2016
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That when your period came, you'd suddenly get a cramp, sit on the toilet, and pee it all out, and then you'd be done for the month.
That cows were small (THEY ARE ACTUALLY HHUUUGGEEE).
That there was such thing as a spoon and a knife in the road.
That in order to throw up, you had to make a bunch of exaggerating coughing noises.
That if I rubbed my eyes too long, I would squish them.
That if you lost a hand, it would be a perfectly clean cut across.
That when I grew up and got See More▼
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on October 14, 2016
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That tea was made out of small packets of gravy.
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on July 29, 2016
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I used to think that Twilight Sparkle wasn't a drama queen. XD
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Joons12inch
XD
on July 29, 2016
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Princess_Twilight
I know. I was kidding. XD
on July 29, 2016
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InsaneSpaghetti
@Princess_Twilight You are just rping?? I meant sometimes. I even feel Fluttershy is.
on July 29, 2016
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Princess_Twilight
on July 29, 2016
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on July 29, 2016
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I thought Bill Cipher ( the villain of Gravity Falls) was a banana??
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Princess_Twilight
on May 24, 2016
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on May 24, 2016
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I thought that "Lemons" were actually lemons.

Boy, was I wrong...VERY wrong...
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Millehj9093
Took me a minute.. ?
on February 13, 2017
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ProjectBlueJay
Yeah.
on July 29, 2016
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Wont_You_Stay_Alive
on April 16, 2016
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on April 16, 2016
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I thought everyone knew what was going on in my life and had the exact same experiences. So I didn't know of any reasons for people to bully others...
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on April 13, 2016
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I used to believe that when I looked in the mirror there was another world behind the mirror
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breann.west.5
ITS THE TWILIGHT REALM
on October 14, 2016
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GalacticBiRavenclaw
What are you talking about? There is. I know because I am from it.
on October 14, 2016
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on April 13, 2016
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I used to believe that if I couldn't see you, you couldn't see me ^-^
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on April 13, 2016
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When I was little, I thought I was either
Bumblebee (From Transformers)
Tarzan (From Tarzan lel)
Alvin the Chipmunk (From Alvin and the Chipmunks lel)
Connor (The red ranger from Power Rangers DinoThunder)
Emily (The yellow power ranger from Power Rangers Samurai)
or Hatsune Miku. XD
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yeeet
Thank @Millehj9093
on February 14, 2017
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Millehj9093
I love ur pic and name :3
on February 13, 2017
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Doge_Leader
Lol.
on April 13, 2016
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on April 13, 2016
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I was convinced that I had superpowers. Even if I couldn't fly, I could jump super high. So I decided to improve this superpower by cutting feathers, webbed duck feet, and a beak out of construction paper and taping it to myself. Then I jumped off the back of the couch, flapping my arms to see if I could fly better then.
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on April 13, 2016
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Pansexual meant attracted to trans people...
What was I thinking two years ago??
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vive_la_revolution
on April 13, 2016
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Kanya888
XD
on April 13, 2016
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vive_la_revolution
Yup XD
And my family didn't exactly help with that impression, what with my granddad saying that anyone who wasn't straight was a sick weirdo that was going to hell. So I figured that someone literally in love with their TV would qualify as a sick weirdo.
on April 13, 2016
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Kanya888
Oh 0_0
XD
on April 13, 2016
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vive_la_revolution
I legit thought that pansexual meant that you were attracted to inanimate objects like pans and TVs and pencils.
on April 13, 2016
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on April 13, 2016
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Probably the weirdest post:
when i was little i thought babies were made by the woman kissing the man and then spitting "baby juice" into his mouth and then the father would lay the egg and the mother would eat it and carry the baby in her legit stomach until one day she would poop it out
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Doge_Leader
Legit stomach! Oh lol! Haha. ?
on April 12, 2016
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Beer_and_Skittles
I was having the worst day
....but this makes up for all of it XD
on April 12, 2016
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Good_Bye
Wow...
on April 12, 2016
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on April 12, 2016
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When I was small, I was under the impression that the way I was born was that I felt it was time, so I took a stick, poked out my mom's belly button and climbed out through.
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on April 10, 2016
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I used to think the traffic lights had lasers and cameras. I thought people controlled the lights with computers and see if it should be green light or red light with the cameras. If he didnt like you he would put red light...
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irony
Same!
on October 14, 2016
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GalacticBiRavenclaw
Yeah, me too!
on October 14, 2016
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SoulOfTheWolves_Inactive
Same here!
on April 16, 2016
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vive_la_revolution
I thought that, too!
on April 13, 2016
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on April 10, 2016
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the pass sign on the road where it says no pass.... i always thought you couldn't go on the road past that point
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on April 10, 2016
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When I was like three, I used to think that you could randomly become pregnant when you felt like having a baby and you choose what gender like. I also thought it came out of your butt, so once when I was having a hard time pooping I got scared cause I thought I accidentally wished for a baby and I was gonna poop out a child...
It seems really awkward now that I think about it...
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edamame
@Madokidoki s-ssshhh no one else must know...
on April 11, 2016
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GolfWang
Joy your a weirdo
on April 10, 2016
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Wont_You_Stay_Alive
Oh my. This is amazing!
on April 10, 2016
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on April 10, 2016
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I used to think that when it's for example:Raining,I used to think that it meant Jesus was crying,and if it was a thunderstorm with lightning,I'd think Jesus was mad...
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on April 10, 2016
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