Weird Things We Used To Think

Post weird things that you said when you were a kid. I Used to think that "Dip" on the road was a place where it rained kétchup and mustard. XD I mean they are dips.

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I used to think my dad was a good person
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on February 13
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I used to think:
-There was an imp in my shadow.
-That all eggs contained godly whales
-That there was a parallel world behind a mirror
-I could travel through time by blowing into an instrument
Legend of Zelda did stuff too me. xD
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Doge_Leader
The last one sounds interesting. (Not the last sentence but the one before it.)
on October 16, 2016
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on October 14, 2016
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I thought I could do things curious George can do
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on October 14, 2016
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I used to think Z is an person who keeps a lot of stuff...

Like a hoarder
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on October 14, 2016
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I used to think that there were sharks in my pond
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on October 14, 2016
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I believed that sonic and his friends are freaking lesbians and gay when I was younger obbesed with Sonic
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Iceland
Turns out part of what I knew was kinda right....
Some fans ship them being Yuri and Yaoi
on October 14, 2016
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on October 14, 2016
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I used to believe I was normal.

I'm NOT!!! : D
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on October 14, 2016
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I used to believe that when I got bigger tits I would slap everyone with it..
with big hell tits
DUDE WHAT
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on October 14, 2016
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That when your period came, you'd suddenly get a cramp, sit on the toilet, and pee it all out, and then you'd be done for the month.
That cows were small (THEY ARE ACTUALLY HHUUUGGEEE).
That there was such thing as a spoon and a knife in the road.
That in order to throw up, you had to make a bunch of exaggerating coughing noises.
That if I rubbed my eyes too long, I would squish them.
That if you lost a hand, it would be a perfectly clean cut across.
That when I grew up and got See More▼
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Iceland
SAME
on October 14, 2016
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on October 14, 2016
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That tea was made out of small packets of gravy.
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on July 29, 2016
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I used to think that Twilight Sparkle wasn't a drama queen. XD
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Kittylover2117
on July 29, 2016
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Princess_Twilight
I know. I was kidding. XD
on July 29, 2016
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InsaneSpaghetti
@Princess_Twilight You are just rping?? I meant sometimes. I even feel Fluttershy is.
on July 29, 2016
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Princess_Twilight
on July 29, 2016
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on July 29, 2016
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I thought Bill Cipher ( the villain of Gravity Falls) was a banana??
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Princess_Twilight
on May 24, 2016
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on May 24, 2016
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I used to think the moon was cheese so I'd ask my mom to eat the moon .-.
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Ayaka_Umeda_The_7th
on April 16, 2016
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on April 16, 2016
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I thought that "Lemons" were actually lemons.

Boy, was I wrong...VERY wrong...
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Millehj9093
Took me a minute.. 😅
on February 13
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ShadowOfALoversDream
on July 29, 2016
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Wont_You_Stay_Alive
on April 16, 2016
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Winter_of_the_Wolves
on April 16, 2016
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on April 16, 2016
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I thought everyone knew what was going on in my life and had the exact same experiences. So I didn't know of any reasons for people to bully others...
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on April 13, 2016
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I used to believe that when I looked in the mirror there was another world behind the mirror
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breann.west.5
ITS THE TWILIGHT REALM
on October 14, 2016
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TheBiRavenclaw
What are you talking about? There is. I know because I am from it.
on October 14, 2016
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on April 13, 2016
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I used to believe that if I couldn't see you, you couldn't see me ^-^
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on April 13, 2016
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I uses to believe that I could do the stuff in DBZ. Don't lie, you guys tried at least one kamehameha wave.
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Doge_Leader
Lol. KAMEHAMEHA!
on April 13, 2016
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on April 13, 2016
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When I was little, I thought I was either
Bumblebee (From Transformers)
Tarzan (From Tarzan lel)
Alvin the Chipmunk (From Alvin and the Chipmunks lel)
Connor (The red ranger from Power Rangers DinoThunder)
Emily (The yellow power ranger from Power Rangers Samurai)
or Hatsune Miku. XD
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JoshDunsLeftFoot
Thank @Millehj9093
on February 14
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Millehj9093
I love ur pic and name :3
on February 13
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Doge_Leader
Lol.
on April 13, 2016
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on April 13, 2016
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I was convinced that I had superpowers. Even if I couldn't fly, I could jump super high. So I decided to improve this superpower by cutting feathers, webbed duck feet, and a beak out of construction paper and taping it to myself. Then I jumped off the back of the couch, flapping my arms to see if I could fly better then.
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on April 13, 2016
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