I love reading fanfiction, especially when the author makes the main characters suffer alot, but never kill them off. I'm weird :/
on September 24, 2015
Flufflepuff: *comes in and hugs u*
on September 24, 2015
on September 24, 2015
Organized Evil by Lithe-Tokay on DeviantArt
...It's never the same without the organ But I've also heard Big-dog G-dorf (that grim, black scotteesh cyclop) is totally wicked on the accordion Here's a little dump with the chara...
on September 24, 2015
on September 24, 2015
Omg, I hate those baby shows where they make videos of animals and then add voices to them. My sister watchesthem and turns the volume to the max. It's so annoying.
on September 23, 2015
is it just me or are you always qfeaster of the day? XD
on September 23, 2015
breann.west.5 added a question to the starred list
Did you ever have any strange dreams? Have you ever had any strange dreams? Because I h...
on September 23, 2015
*le poke* WATCH OUT, BALLOON NAVI IS IN THE AIR VENTS!!!
on September 23, 2015
on September 23, 2015
Yey, I'm Miku :3
Which Vocaloid Are You? (4)
Miku
Miku is the star of the band! She has a lot of personality, and she is cheerful most of the time. She is very clumsy as well! ^_^ Her favourite food is leek! <3
on September 23, 2015
Bree: *hugs BEN*
Bree: *le kicks roach, which lands beside Klonoa* I'm going to play some Four Swords. You rest...
on September 25, 2015
on September 23, 2015
Dirty Pick Up Lines
I’m conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first
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I’m not an expert in hardware, but I know that you’d be able to screw my nuts off.
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I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
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I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
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I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?
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I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
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I’m hard. You wet?
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I’m leaving this place … want to cum?
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I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
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I’m a starving artist and I want to eat you.
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I’m like chocolate: I go straight to your ass!
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If you talk to me, I’ll ffuck you.
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If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.
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If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?
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If you’re feeling down, I can fill you up.
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I’ll bet you $10 my dick can’t fit into your mouth.
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I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
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I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
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I’ll suck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I’m finished.
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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
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Please... Don't ask...
I’m conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first
♡
I’m not an expert in hardware, but I know that you’d be able to screw my nuts off.
♡
I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
♡ See More
I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
♡
I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?
♡
I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
♡
I’m hard. You wet?
♡
I’m leaving this place … want to cum?
♡
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
♡
I’m a starving artist and I want to eat you.
♡
I’m like chocolate: I go straight to your ass!
♡
If you talk to me, I’ll ffuck you.
♡
If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.
♡
If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?
♡
If you’re feeling down, I can fill you up.
♡
I’ll bet you $10 my dick can’t fit into your mouth.
♡
I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
♡
I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
♡
I’ll suck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I’m finished.
♡
I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
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Please... Don't ask...
on September 23, 2015
The only teachers that I have that are like that are Dr. Ratcliffe (science teacher) and Mr. Demaris (history teacher).
in my schools, the teachers are really strict and are like hawks. we cant even breath in class without them asking "what did you say?"