CorneliusHackl added a new chapter to Diary of a 4th Grader
A Friend
Dear Diary,
When I got to school today, Sarah waved at me and I waved back. Ben had a black eye so I asked him why and he said his older brother, John, beat him up and he got hurt. I said I hoped he felt better and he stuck his tongue out at me so I went to my seat and waited for class to start.
In math, a boy named Cameron threw up and we all had to go out in the hall while the janitor cleaned it up. Turns out that Cameron was the boy who picked his nose and wiped it on his pants in the beg... Read Full Chapter
When I got to school today, Sarah waved at me and I waved back. Ben had a black eye so I asked him why and he said his older brother, John, beat him up and he got hurt. I said I hoped he felt better and he stuck his tongue out at me so I went to my seat and waited for class to start.
In math, a boy named Cameron threw up and we all had to go out in the hall while the janitor cleaned it up. Turns out that Cameron was the boy who picked his nose and wiped it on his pants in the beg... Read Full Chapter
on May 26, 2015
CorneliusHackl added a new chapter to Diary of a 4th Grader
Good Day
Dear Diary,
At school today Mr. Anderson yelled at me for not bringing in my homework. I told him I didn't even know we had any. He said that he gave it out when I was in the principal's office and that it was my fault I didn't get it because I shouldn't have told Loud Girl to shut up. On the way to my desk, Ben tripped me so I fell and hit my cast on the floor which hurt really bad so I cried and Ben laughed and called me a crybaby so he got sent to the principal's office but Mr. Anderson s... Read Full Chapter
At school today Mr. Anderson yelled at me for not bringing in my homework. I told him I didn't even know we had any. He said that he gave it out when I was in the principal's office and that it was my fault I didn't get it because I shouldn't have told Loud Girl to shut up. On the way to my desk, Ben tripped me so I fell and hit my cast on the floor which hurt really bad so I cried and Ben laughed and called me a crybaby so he got sent to the principal's office but Mr. Anderson s... Read Full Chapter
on May 26, 2015
CorneliusHackl added a new chapter to Diary of a 4th Grader
Embarrassment
Dear Diary,
Ben laughed at me today and called me a baby because I peed my pants yesterday. Loud Girl growled at me and said it was my fault that she got a bad grade on her homework. She said it was because I distracted her with my crying and my cast. I yelled at her to shut up and so I got sent to the principal's office.
Mrs. Peterson is the principal. She says I showed bad behavior and that my words were not appropriate for the learning environment and that I was a bad role model for the y... Read Full Chapter
Ben laughed at me today and called me a baby because I peed my pants yesterday. Loud Girl growled at me and said it was my fault that she got a bad grade on her homework. She said it was because I distracted her with my crying and my cast. I yelled at her to shut up and so I got sent to the principal's office.
Mrs. Peterson is the principal. She says I showed bad behavior and that my words were not appropriate for the learning environment and that I was a bad role model for the y... Read Full Chapter
on May 26, 2015
CorneliusHackl added a new chapter to Diary of a 4th Grader
Nurse
Dear Diary,
Mom said I was well enough to go to school today. All day, my arm itched, and Mr. Anderson wouldn't let me scratch it. Ben called me a "cripple," and Loud Girl yelled at me because my bright pink cast was distracting her. I said it wasn't my fault but Mr. Anderson told me to hide my arm under my desk. I tried to but the cast was too clunky, so I let my arm dangle by my side. It hurt a lot.
The nurse called me down to her office at lunch today so she could feed me some apple slice... Read Full Chapter
Mom said I was well enough to go to school today. All day, my arm itched, and Mr. Anderson wouldn't let me scratch it. Ben called me a "cripple," and Loud Girl yelled at me because my bright pink cast was distracting her. I said it wasn't my fault but Mr. Anderson told me to hide my arm under my desk. I tried to but the cast was too clunky, so I let my arm dangle by my side. It hurt a lot.
The nurse called me down to her office at lunch today so she could feed me some apple slice... Read Full Chapter
on May 26, 2015
CorneliusHackl added a new chapter to Diary of a 4th Grader
Sick Day
Dear Diary,
Mom didn't let me go to school today. Mr. Anderson even called her to try to convince her how much I'd fall behind if I stayed home. She refused to let me go and made me stay home. On Monday, Mr. Anderson will probably give me loads of homework. He doesn't care how much I'm hurting.
Mom gives me gooey pink medicine to stop my arm from hurting. It only works sometimes. Other times, my arm hurts the same amount as always. Mom also makes me stay on the couch, covered in blankets. Sh... Read Full Chapter
Mom didn't let me go to school today. Mr. Anderson even called her to try to convince her how much I'd fall behind if I stayed home. She refused to let me go and made me stay home. On Monday, Mr. Anderson will probably give me loads of homework. He doesn't care how much I'm hurting.
Mom gives me gooey pink medicine to stop my arm from hurting. It only works sometimes. Other times, my arm hurts the same amount as always. Mom also makes me stay on the couch, covered in blankets. Sh... Read Full Chapter
on May 26, 2015
CorneliusHackl uploaded a photo
This is me. I swear it's not some random pic I got online! (No, seriously. This is actually me.)
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on May 22, 2015
Do you like...
...John Green?
...Humor?
...Watching videos?
If you do, then go to Khan Academy and watch the World History: Crash Course! It explains the history of the world. Egyptians, Greeks, Persians, Buddha, Christianity, Judaism, wars.. and it's even told by John Green! Animations during each video add humor and also make it fun!
...John Green?
...Humor?
...Watching videos?
If you do, then go to Khan Academy and watch the World History: Crash Course! It explains the history of the world. Egyptians, Greeks, Persians, Buddha, Christianity, Judaism, wars.. and it's even told by John Green! Animations during each video add humor and also make it fun!
on May 22, 2015
Go to www.youtube.com/MinecraftManiacs45 for my Youtube channel! Expect many more videos when summer vacation starts and I actually have time!
on May 21, 2015
Two jokes that I made up:
Q: What did George Washington wear when his teeth got bad?
A: Presi-dentures!
Q: What did Rapunzel betray?
A: Her hair, because she let it down!
Q: What did George Washington wear when his teeth got bad?
A: Presi-dentures!
Q: What did Rapunzel betray?
A: Her hair, because she let it down!
on May 21, 2015
Look what personality I've got! What about you?
What is your place in the world of Minecraft?
Miner
You are a miner! The deeper you are, the happier you are, so you dig down deep into the earth in search of diamonds and gold.
on May 18, 2015
Lol.. got this joke from laughfactory.com:
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six." See More
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six." See More
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
on May 18, 2015
Me: *looking through 'scary when you see it photos' on Google* I hope none of these are GIFs...
Me: *sees a normal photo* Well, this is probably a GIF... stop being a baby! *stares at it; nothing happens* This isn't a GIF... I wonder what's wrong with it. All I see is a hallway... nothing in the hal- AAAAH HOLY MOTHER OF SATAN WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?!
Me: *sees a normal photo* Well, this is probably a GIF... stop being a baby! *stares at it; nothing happens* This isn't a GIF... I wonder what's wrong with it. All I see is a hallway... nothing in the hal- AAAAH HOLY MOTHER OF SATAN WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?!
on May 15, 2015