CorneliusHackl added a new chapter to Diary of a 4th Grader
Sick Day
Dear Diary,
Mom didn't let me go to school today. Mr. Anderson even called her to try to convince her how much I'd fall behind if I stayed home. She refused to let me go and made me stay home. On Monday, Mr. Anderson will probably give me loads of homework. He doesn't care how much I'm hurting.
Mom gives me gooey pink medicine to stop my arm from hurting. It only works sometimes. Other times, my arm hurts the same amount as always. Mom also makes me stay on the couch, covered in blankets. Sh... Read Full Chapter
Mom didn't let me go to school today. Mr. Anderson even called her to try to convince her how much I'd fall behind if I stayed home. She refused to let me go and made me stay home. On Monday, Mr. Anderson will probably give me loads of homework. He doesn't care how much I'm hurting.
Mom gives me gooey pink medicine to stop my arm from hurting. It only works sometimes. Other times, my arm hurts the same amount as always. Mom also makes me stay on the couch, covered in blankets. Sh... Read Full Chapter
on May 26, 2015
CorneliusHackl uploaded a photo
This is me. I swear it's not some random pic I got online! (No, seriously. This is actually me.)
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on May 22, 2015
Do you like...
...John Green?
...Humor?
...Watching videos?
If you do, then go to Khan Academy and watch the World History: Crash Course! It explains the history of the world. Egyptians, Greeks, Persians, Buddha, Christianity, Judaism, wars.. and it's even told by John Green! Animations during each video add humor and also make it fun!
...John Green?
...Humor?
...Watching videos?
If you do, then go to Khan Academy and watch the World History: Crash Course! It explains the history of the world. Egyptians, Greeks, Persians, Buddha, Christianity, Judaism, wars.. and it's even told by John Green! Animations during each video add humor and also make it fun!
on May 22, 2015
Go to www.youtube.com/MinecraftManiacs45 for my Youtube channel! Expect many more videos when summer vacation starts and I actually have time!
on May 21, 2015
Two jokes that I made up:
Q: What did George Washington wear when his teeth got bad?
A: Presi-dentures!
Q: What did Rapunzel betray?
A: Her hair, because she let it down!
Q: What did George Washington wear when his teeth got bad?
A: Presi-dentures!
Q: What did Rapunzel betray?
A: Her hair, because she let it down!
on May 21, 2015
Look what personality I've got! What about you?
What is your place in the world of Minecraft?
Miner
You are a miner! The deeper you are, the happier you are, so you dig down deep into the earth in search of diamonds and gold.
on May 18, 2015
Lol.. got this joke from laughfactory.com:
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six." See More
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six." See More
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
on May 18, 2015
Me: *looking through 'scary when you see it photos' on Google* I hope none of these are GIFs...
Me: *sees a normal photo* Well, this is probably a GIF... stop being a baby! *stares at it; nothing happens* This isn't a GIF... I wonder what's wrong with it. All I see is a hallway... nothing in the hal- AAAAH HOLY MOTHER OF SATAN WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?!
Me: *sees a normal photo* Well, this is probably a GIF... stop being a baby! *stares at it; nothing happens* This isn't a GIF... I wonder what's wrong with it. All I see is a hallway... nothing in the hal- AAAAH HOLY MOTHER OF SATAN WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?!
on May 15, 2015
Me: *Sees a story that has one chapter and ends with "I will add more later!"*
*ONE YEAR LATER*
Me: *Looks at that same story and sees that nothing's changed.* Hahahhahahah... ha.. ahem...
*ONE YEAR LATER*
Me: *Looks at that same story and sees that nothing's changed.* Hahahhahahah... ha.. ahem...
on May 15, 2015
When I was 9 1/2, I won a middle school spelling bee (with 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th graders in it). When I was 11, I won the county spelling bee and got 6th place in the state spelling bee. I am also a spelling/grammar Nazi. :D
Commonly Misspelled Wordspassed
Perfect!
30 correct questions out of 30. The passing score mark is 25
on May 15, 2015
CorneliusHackl asked a question
What are your favorite Qfeast stories? What stories on Qfeast are your favorites, and w...
on May 15, 2015
CorneliusHackl added a new chapter to The Impossible Adventures: Book #1 - Mountain of Ash
Cargo Catastrophe
I open my eyes in the middle of the night. I'm sweating. Claudia pokes me. "You awake?" she asks.
Wiping my forehead, I nod. "We can't stay here, Claudia... we must get home."
Claudia sighs and gets out from under the quilt. "We escaped the Bloodroot tribe.. we can escape this, too. Come."
I follow her to the door and we quietly sneak out. Once we're out in the prairie, I motion for Claudia to come with me. She does and I bring her to the clay bank.
"M... Read Full Chapter
Wiping my forehead, I nod. "We can't stay here, Claudia... we must get home."
Claudia sighs and gets out from under the quilt. "We escaped the Bloodroot tribe.. we can escape this, too. Come."
I follow her to the door and we quietly sneak out. Once we're out in the prairie, I motion for Claudia to come with me. She does and I bring her to the clay bank.
"M... Read Full Chapter
on May 15, 2015