Rebellious Things to do in School

These things are funny, but they won't get you or anyone else into trouble. Be a little bit rebellious while not really breaking rules at all!

published on May 20, 2015206 reads 45 readers 7 not completed
Chapter 1.

In ELA class

1. Always speak in "Shakespearean talk." (i.e., adding 'eth' at the end of some words, and using old-fashioned language)

2. While reading aloud, pronounce some words in a strange way. (i.e., 'conservatory' would become 'con-serve-ate-ree' and 'lead' would become 'lee-id')

3. Doodle Shakespeare figures on any homework you are given.

4. Like in the book Frindle, by Andrew Clements, make up your own words and use them. (i.e., mix two words together and have the definition be a mixture of the definitions of the two starting words; 'confuzzled' is a combination of 'confused' and 'puzzled')

5. Talk in a different language.

6. Talk in an accent.
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bionicpiggy15
lol, these r cool
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on October 29, 2015
MangletheFox
This is funny
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on June 01, 2015
Alex_CookieCat48
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on May 23, 2015
TsunamiSeaWing
hahahah
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on May 22, 2015
Reploid_Zero
I'm so gonna try and use this!
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on May 22, 2015
Karasuno
You've read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy???

(Cool story, by the way XD)
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on May 20, 2015
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on May 20, 2015