My brother is coming to that age in where I can make somewhat inappropriate jokes and he smiles at it.
Like the other day I was cuddling a cat and i said "hey al"
"Yeah? "
"Do you like this pussy?" And i showed him the cat.
XD he tried not to smile, but he did. Then we went on to making a bunch of jokes like that involving the pussycat. He ALMOST mentioned the joke to me while we were in the house but i shushed him before we got in trouble.
Now it's our inside joke OwO
Like the other day I was cuddling a cat and i said "hey al"
"Yeah? "
"Do you like this pussy?" And i showed him the cat.
XD he tried not to smile, but he did. Then we went on to making a bunch of jokes like that involving the pussycat. He ALMOST mentioned the joke to me while we were in the house but i shushed him before we got in trouble.
Now it's our inside joke OwO
on April 18, 2021
So the other day I brought a chick into the house. He was bigger tho, so not like the cute ones I posted. Well, he pooped on me, and it got on EVERYTHING. I had to change my clothes. Well when that happened I tried so hard not to curse in front of my grandparents, so I said something like "oh god no, for crying out loud- oh jesus. Oh crap."
and my grandpa was like "why are you swearing so much?"
Me: I'm not swearing
Grabdpa: God and jesus are swears.
And i swear my face looked See More like this: O_O
Like I get that you grew up christian and stuff, in a completely different generation, but still.
That bugged me cause I just got covered in chicken crap (which was sticky btw. It was nasty) and the chicken crap wasn't coming off, and then you told me not to swear so much when I didn't think that was swearing.
Welcome to my world.
and my grandpa was like "why are you swearing so much?"
Me: I'm not swearing
Grabdpa: God and jesus are swears.
And i swear my face looked See More like this: O_O
Like I get that you grew up christian and stuff, in a completely different generation, but still.
That bugged me cause I just got covered in chicken crap (which was sticky btw. It was nasty) and the chicken crap wasn't coming off, and then you told me not to swear so much when I didn't think that was swearing.
Welcome to my world.
on April 18, 2021
I just realised something.
With every virus and plague and whatever there has always been that one person that remains completely unaffected by it no matter what.
Maybe it's just science fiction talking, but i hope that exists, and that someone is me and my brother and the rest of my family. tho it's probably really rare.
So maybe just me and my brother.
Please god please QwQ
With every virus and plague and whatever there has always been that one person that remains completely unaffected by it no matter what.
Maybe it's just science fiction talking, but i hope that exists, and that someone is me and my brother and the rest of my family. tho it's probably really rare.
So maybe just me and my brother.
Please god please QwQ
on April 18, 2021
Oh no....
My uncles staying over at my grandmas for whatever reason and today he started coughing a LOT.
I'm not near him but the walls are thin and i can hear him coughing.
I'm scared about covid
My uncles staying over at my grandmas for whatever reason and today he started coughing a LOT.
I'm not near him but the walls are thin and i can hear him coughing.
I'm scared about covid
on April 18, 2021
Did any of you have to sing the "i am slowly going crazy 123456 switch" song in 3rd grade??
on April 18, 2021
Morning
*Full demon mode* *extra extra extra extra extra deep voice* don't ask questions you don't wanna know the answer to
on April 18, 2021
on April 18, 2021
on April 18, 2021
UwU yup. I do.
Are you A proxy or a creepypasta?
Creepypasta: jtk
you have a unrealing bloodlust, you love your knives you dont like anyone taking your possessions
on April 18, 2021
Who's your favourite qfeaster?
on April 18, 2021
Ahhhh the sun coming in from the window feels super warm.
But I'm pretty sure it's colder outrside-
But I'm pretty sure it's colder outrside-
on April 17, 2021
It's 9:52 am where I'm at.
What are your timezones like?
What are your timezones like?
XD XD it sucks I'm in different timezones lol.
But that's the name of my time one @LilZeke2007
But that's the name of my time one @LilZeke2007
on April 17, 2021
on April 17, 2021
on April 17, 2021
Hmm if you could have any power, what would it be?
on April 17, 2021
I had a dream I became a superhero and helped fight crime and stuff. Then I was in a interview and i had to use this voice scrambled so they couldn't find out my identity.
I liked that dream ?
I liked that dream ?
on April 17, 2021
on April 17, 2021
BlueTheQuizWhiz97 added a photo to the starred list
Who want a slice of stuffed crust cheese pizza?
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on April 17, 2021
Omg I'm laughing-
How did I not think of that!?? @Mystery_Afton
We had a lot of fun with it honestly.
But the joke only works if your holding a cat UwU
If your not it'll just seem very very weird-
Also I think he guessed I'm lesbian cause at one point I said "I like this pussy" and cuddled the poor cat. See More
XD the look on his face @LilZeke2007
Al: hey blue
Blue: yea?
Al:how's the cock? *shows you a chicken*