omg my L.A teacher made me read a short story about a pregnant wife MURDERING her husband with a frozen leg of lamb, then literally cooking the lamb and FEEDING IT TO THE FVCKING DETECTIVES LIKE WHAT.
And the whole while she's crying and pretending she did nothing in the smartest way possible-
SHE EVEN GETS THE POLICE TIPSY.
WHAT IS THIS STORY!
Its written by Roald Dahl-
Like why Dahl why-
And the whole while she's crying and pretending she did nothing in the smartest way possible-
SHE EVEN GETS THE POLICE TIPSY.
WHAT IS THIS STORY!
Its written by Roald Dahl-
Like why Dahl why-
caligulasAquarium0
UHM EXCUSE ME WHAT-
on April 24, 2021
on April 24, 2021
BlueTheQuizWhiz97 added a new chapter to Inheritance
Chapter 33- Forgotten Hopes
I gasped and opened my eyes. After I realised it was just a dream, I growled and tried to hit something. But being in the Abyss as I was, there was nothing to hit. I wrapped my arms around my knees and sat there, silently in misery.
Even after thousands of years I still hated that memory.
And now, because of it, I was stuck here.
At least until I decide I want to walk around on earth for a bit, bothering mortals with useless conversations.
I sighed and straightened myself. Then I got a hold o... Read Full Chapter
Even after thousands of years I still hated that memory.
And now, because of it, I was stuck here.
At least until I decide I want to walk around on earth for a bit, bothering mortals with useless conversations.
I sighed and straightened myself. Then I got a hold o... Read Full Chapter
on April 22, 2021
I have no school today
Yet I am forced to do homework
WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO
Yet I am forced to do homework
WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO
on April 23, 2021
Mpreg wtf-
What's your problem???
You can't just tell someone to die out of nowhere you shitty little scumbag-
Especially over a page made for fun.
Like wth man.
Keep your fvcking braincells in check before we knock them out.
That was not called for whatsoever
What's your problem???
You can't just tell someone to die out of nowhere you shitty little scumbag-
Especially over a page made for fun.
Like wth man.
Keep your fvcking braincells in check before we knock them out.
That was not called for whatsoever
on April 23, 2021
at 4 I'm going to go to my grandmas. I'll check in like every hour or two once im there.
But for now I can stay :3
But for now I can stay :3
on April 22, 2021
on April 22, 2021
I think i've got sunburn cause my face is hot and dry QwQ
on April 22, 2021
on April 22, 2021
Ok do you know a website that is nice to use, good for chatting, and is ok with school restrictions?
on April 22, 2021
well gl everyone-
I cried writing that last chapter QwQ
so gl reading it- XD
I cried writing that last chapter QwQ
so gl reading it- XD
on April 22, 2021
BlueTheQuizWhiz97 added a new chapter to Inheritance
Chapter 32- Reality
There were many moments like that. The years melted away. What was once a month blew by in a second. We spent years travelling around the world together, and even started dating. After 13 years, we agreed to give each other promise rings. For when we finally settle down, we can get married.
It was the happiest day of my life.
but it didn't last.
How was I supposed to know?
We set up camp outside of a city. We knew it would be risky, but we needed supplies, and it was already dark out.
We sat... Read Full Chapter
It was the happiest day of my life.
but it didn't last.
How was I supposed to know?
We set up camp outside of a city. We knew it would be risky, but we needed supplies, and it was already dark out.
We sat... Read Full Chapter
on April 22, 2021
5 minutes in and im already doing terrorist things with my brother and a friend-
Hooray :D
Hooray :D
on April 22, 2021
If my brother decides he likes this website, well, expect him being on my account as a permanent thing
on April 22, 2021
I shared my password and user with my brother-
Beware of possibly two aliens sharing one account-
He might do dumb sh*t cause hes new
Beware of possibly two aliens sharing one account-
He might do dumb sh*t cause hes new
Well I couldn't make him a account, qfeast was being stupid-
And my friends are getting along with him soooo @Careline.Silverpen
And my friends are getting along with him soooo @Careline.Silverpen
on April 22, 2021
on April 22, 2021
This is my brothers anwser lmao
What miraculous do you have?
The turtle
The green one
on April 22, 2021