The Fandom Wars

PJ

Percy Jackson watched Annabeth reread the letter by the light of the red light-thing.They had received the letter a week ago, a week after the second titan war. There was no sender.
    "Find anything out?" He asked.
    "Patience, Seaweed Brain. I need sometime." She said not looking up.
     Percy sighed, they had been waiting here for more than ten minutes.
     "Should we knock?" Percy asked, half-joking.
     Annabeth stuffed the letter in her back pocket. "Let's stick with silent surprise." She said and grasped the hand of the black door.
     She urned the handle and the door song upon easily. They both drew their weapons (well, Riptide was still in it's pen form) and walked in.
     Their door closed behind them. They were in a white circular room.
     Then they noticed a boy with black hair, mirrored glasses and a suit and a girl, wait no, a small woman in a green uniform, helmet and a who held a wicked looking gun. The boy backed away a bit when he noticed Annabeth's dagger. The two other occupants of this room were both staring at Percy and Annabeth.
     Percy opened his mouth to speak, but as he did so, two more doors opened.
     Percy, Annabeth and the other people stared at the doors for a second. Then another door opened. Then the last finally did.

A head stuck out of one of the doors. It was a girl with braided brown hair. She was carrying a bow.
     In another door, a hand stuck out, pointing some sort of stick. Percy could hear some muttering, it sounded like latin. Strange.
     From another door a couple burst out carrying guns. Everyone backed away from them, except for the little woman. The couple was made out of a tall muscular boy and a lithe, pretty girl with blond hair.
     And hand holding a little pointy machine pocked out of the last door. The machine made some sort of whistling sound. Then a man wearing a red fez walked out. He had a sort of giddy and carefree aura about him. He was followed by a red-headed girl.
    The girl with the bow walked out of her door followed by a muscular blonde dude.
    Then the door which a stick was poking out of fully opened and a frizzy haired girl and a black haired boy with a scar on his for head walked out.
    Everyone was staring at each other.
    Pery uncapped Riptide and the boy with the suit pulled out, a laser pointer?
    Now everyone had some sort of weapon except the fez man and the ginger.
    Hostility was in the air.
    Percy heard a clap. It was the fez man.
    The fez man walked forward and proclaimed "Well, why don't we all lower our weapons, sit down on the comfy-looking couches and have a little chat so that we know what's going on here?"