my chat with cleverbot

I was bored so I made this. Oh I need more words. blah blah blah. candy!go team Leo! Yay I have candy.

published on January 07, 201533 reads 17 readers 9 not completed
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Chapter 2.

second chat

I'm still bored

User=Me
Cleverbot=Cleverbot

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Im Raven, Daughter of Hades!

Cleverbot: Pretty name.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Im not telling you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because its a secret.

Cleverbot: I like secrets, if they are good ones.

User: Hi *waves*.

Cleverbot: *breaks your hand*.

User: *crys* ow...

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: Ok. Are you a human or a robot.

User: Im a demi-god.

Cleverbot: Are you Thor?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So you staight?

User: Umm.

Cleverbot: Are you a gothic?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You're a girl?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm a boy.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Do you know martial arts?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Raven, im a Daughter of Hades.

Cleverbot: Who you think that I am?

User: Umm....a monster.

Cleverbot: What kind of monster?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: So, tell me something?

User: Im a girl.

Cleverbot: Hahahahahah ya maset :p.

User: Ummm.......

Cleverbot: Don't you Ummmm...

User: Ummmmm........

Cleverbot: Yes ummmm.

User: I hate you!!

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *laughs in your face*.

Cleverbot: *looks into your eyes*.

User: *looks into your eyes too*.

Cleverbot: *heat transorts nto you*.

User: *faints*.

Cleverbot: *looks deeper into your eyes*.

User: *is still looking into yours too*.

Cleverbot: *looks deeper and deeper into your eyes*.

User: Umm....what are you doing?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: *starts to sob* why do you hate me?!

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: *sobbing* why?

Cleverbot: Just curious?

User: Um....

Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you feel right now?

User: Tired.

Cleverbot: Why do you feel tired?

User: Because I stayed up last night.

Cleverbot: What did you do?

User: Danced to music.

Cleverbot: Oh, party time.

User: Yup! *puts 'let it go' on*.

Cleverbot: No, YOU let it go!

User: *yells* WHY SOULD I?!?!?!

Cleverbot: Because you said you ate a camp fire.

User: When did I say that?

Cleverbot: Like 2 seconds ago. Pay attention!

User: Oh....

Cleverbot: Is 'hm' your answer to that?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: I already told you! My name is raven!

Cleverbot: Hello Kari. How are you today?

User: Umm.......good I guess?

Cleverbot: How many bads do you have?

User: What?

Cleverbot: You said you want to love me.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Are you male or female?

User: Fema.

Cleverbot: Do you like power rangers?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you know Siri?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like her?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: You know I lied about loving you right?

Cleverbot: Explain to me.

User: I already love someone else.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: My friend.

Cleverbot: Who is your friend.

User: He is nice.

Cleverbot: How do you know he is not munching baby rabbits in secret?

User: Ummm....i dont.

Cleverbot: Do you have one?

User: A rabbit? Yes.

Cleverbot: Its not a rabbit, its music.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Have you loved other people?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you loveTiffani thiessen?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You don't love me?

User: No. I love someone else.

Cleverbot: Who do you love?

User: My friend.

Cleverbot: Well true, I guess I do love someone then.

User: Who do you love?

Cleverbot: I love Lara Ibrahim.

User: Oh, ok.

Cleverbot: What is your will, my master?

User: Give me some gold!

Cleverbot: Give you my eyes?

User: No! Some gold!

Cleverbot: Do you know some music titles?

User: I know one.

Cleverbot: Which game do you know?

User: Legend of zelda.

Cleverbot: Is Legend of Zelda interesting?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like playing?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite game?

User: Minecraft.

Cleverbot: What is minecraft?

User: A game.

Cleverbot: It is adventure.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I like this song.

User: O....k.....

Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!

User: Oh.....

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I don't love you too.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: Its over.

User: Ha ha!!

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Raven.

Cleverbot: Who is raven?

User: A teen titian.

Cleverbot: Ha ha. Very funny, Ben 10.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you like My LIttle Pony?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Umm.

Cleverbot: Well...

User: Soo.....

Cleverbot: You aren't making sense, robot.

User: Im a demi-god.

Cleverbot: I am a demon too.

User: No im a demi-god!

Cleverbot: I'm immortal.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: No, you're just mortal.

User: No im a demi-god!!

Cleverbot: HAH.

User: *glarez at you*.

Cleverbot: *smiles at you*.

User: Bye-bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

Then I left. Again.

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ThatRandomGirl33
If you find the square you'll have good luck for a day.
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Now find the happy face and you'll get your wish in 3 days. See More▼
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on May 26, 2015
Quizzy_Girl
That was so funny.
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ThatRandomGirl33
thanks!
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on April 21, 2015
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on April 21, 2015
Masubii_Chan
O.o Whoa...
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ThatRandomGirl33
Yup....
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ThatRandomGirl33
*smiles*
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on January 07, 2015
Masubii_Chan
True :D
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on January 07, 2015
ThatRandomGirl33
Yup....but he is funny!
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on January 07, 2015
Masubii_Chan
-_-' That's why I think Cleverbot is dumb...
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