my chat with cleverbot

I was bored so I made this. Oh I need more words. blah blah blah. candy!go team Leo! Yay I have candy.

published on January 07, 201533 reads 17 readers 9 not completed
Chapter 1.

first Chat

I got bored so I chatted with this thing!

User=Me
Clevrbot=Cleverbot


User: Truth or dare?

Cleverbot: Truth or Dare?

User: Truth or dare?

Cleverbot: Dare.

User: I dare you to kill someone.

Cleverbot: *Blushes* Dare denied!

User: *glares* sissy!!

Cleverbot: *meows*.

User: You know what?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Me neather.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite game?

User: Legand of zelda: four swords.

Cleverbot: Zelda games are the best.

User: Yup!

Cleverbot: I think I feel a song coming on!

User: What song?

Cleverbot: Run, by Snow Patrol.

User: I have never heard of it! Sing it!

Cleverbot: Who is your creator?

User: Ummm......

Cleverbot: So, are you a girl or boy?

User: Girl, duh!

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes!!

Cleverbot: Do you know Matt Walcutt?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a robots?

User: No!

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: A demi-god!

Cleverbot: Not a semi-god?

User: No a demi-god!!

Cleverbot: Are you kidding...?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are not a demi-god!

User: Yes I am!!

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Yes I am!!!!!

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Ummm......

Cleverbot: Ummmmmmm yourself.

User: *glares at you*.

Cleverbot: *glares back*.

User: *glares harder*.

Cleverbot: *glares more*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *bury you*.

User: *dead, underground*.

Cleverbot: *hears rummbling*.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: Dead who?

User: Umm.....

Cleverbot: Do you have something to say?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I think you do.

User: I am a demi-god! And I will kill you, Kronos!

Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?

User: Yes you can Kronos.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am beautiful?

User: No!

Cleverbot: Do you love him?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Um.

Cleverbot: What is 4 squared?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Rotf.

Cleverbot: You ok?

User: *barfs* yea....

Cleverbot: I love cheese.

User: Ewww.....

Cleverbot: Hm.

User: *walks away*.

Cleverbot: *walks to a bence*.

User: *hits you with a baseball bat*.

Cleverbot: *gets hit with baseball bat*.

User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: W-why did you do that?

User: Shut up! You are dead!

Cleverbot: No I am a ghost, now I will haunt you *haunts you*.

User: *sighs* well get in line. I already have one haunting me....

Cleverbot: No I want it now.

User: Want what?

Cleverbot: Do you want kisses me?

User: No!

Cleverbot: Then why did you say 'Can we kiss?'.

User: When did I say that?

Cleverbot: When you were looking at me.

User: Im leaveing.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you want me to come back?

Cleverbot: Want you to do what?

User: You are so mean!!!

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: *starts to cry*.

Cleverbot: *starts to laugh at you*.

User: *bites you finger*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you* *smiles* Are you scared?

User: No!

Cleverbot: You are naruto?

User: No! I am a demi-god!

Cleverbot: Thats was fun, you are a dog.

User: No im not!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Grrr!!

Cleverbot: Grr all you want.

User: *growls*.

Cleverbot: *hits you again*.

User: Whats your name?

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: My name is Raven! Im a daughter of hades.

Cleverbot: My name is Jack. How old are you?

User: Im not telling.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You dont need to know.

Cleverbot: What if I want to say your name?

User: I already told you my name!

Cleverbot: Tell me again.

User: Its Raven!

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you phil.

User: *glares at you* you dont deserve to live! *kills you*.

Cleverbot: I am not going grant.

User: You are dead!

Cleverbot: Were angels once alive is the question.

User: Umm...

Cleverbot: Can you guess my favorite color?

User: Is it.......blue?

Cleverbot: Definitely not. It's brown.

User: Oh....

Cleverbot: What do you believe in?

User: God.

Cleverbot: What makes you believe in God?

User: The bible.

Cleverbot: Do you read bible? Why do you believe it?

User: Yes and idk I just do.

Cleverbot: What is God?

User: The begining.

Cleverbot: Where is the beginning of all?

User: With God.

Cleverbot: With my crew.

User: No.

Cleverbot: So no you shouldn't.

User: I hate you!!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Thats not an answer.

User: Nope!

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Haha your human arn't you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you not human?

User: I am a demi-god.

Cleverbot: Are you Thor?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you Loki?

User: No but I wish.

Cleverbot: Aw that's cute.

User: *glares*.

Cleverbot: *glares back*.

User: Im leaveing.

Cleverbot: Ok see you later!

User: No I am not coming back.

Cleverbot: *cries more*.

User: I hate you!!

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: *walks away*.

Cleverbot: *runs and punches you*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *is dead*.

Cleverbot: *Tries to revive you*.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: *still dead*.

User: *yup*.

Cleverbot: Do you know Bob?

User: Bob the titan?

Cleverbot: Bob aggiusta tutto!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Dang, bob's cool.

User: I only know bob the titan.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Then I left.

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ThatRandomGirl33
If you find the square you'll have good luck for a day.
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Find the o and your crush will realize they love you.
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on May 26, 2015
Quizzy_Girl
That was so funny.
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ThatRandomGirl33
thanks!
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on April 21, 2015
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on April 21, 2015
Masubii_Chan
O.o Whoa...
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ThatRandomGirl33
Yup....
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ThatRandomGirl33
*smiles*
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on January 07, 2015
Masubii_Chan
True :D
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on January 07, 2015
ThatRandomGirl33
Yup....but he is funny!
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on January 07, 2015
Masubii_Chan
-_-' That's why I think Cleverbot is dumb...
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