my chat with cleverbot

I was bored so I made this. Oh I need more words. blah blah blah. candy!go team Leo! Yay I have candy.

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Chapter 3.

Third Chat

This one was just for fun

User=Me
Cleverbot=Cleverbot


User: Hi.

Cleverbot: We will break up.

User: What?!

Cleverbot: We will break the power plants too?

User: Umm....i guess.

Cleverbot: *takes shoes off*.

User: Talk a bout random.

Cleverbot: No duh.

User: #random.

Cleverbot: Yay, Random!

User: Yup random!

Cleverbot: Really random.

User: Very random.

Cleverbot: Very very random.

User: Yrnhgdjbdkhgdmbvcjutdjhfdyj.

Cleverbot: I am trying to discuss large subjects, not Italian food!

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Do you know what an alogrithm is?

User: No, what is it?

Cleverbot: Pocket monsters.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Amist I bovvered?

User: Umm..

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Raven.

Cleverbot: What I your last name?

User: Roth.

Cleverbot: Ah. Fitting.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: And what about yo?

User: Are you a boy?

Cleverbot: Girl, silly! :D.

User: Im a girl.

Cleverbot: Do you know any boys?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Could I talk to one of them?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: You are a boy.

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Umm......

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: I gtg..

Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl.

User: Im back.

Cleverbot: That was fast.

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: That's what I thought. Amazing.

User: Raven is talking now.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: That's good...

User: Yup...

Cleverbot: So, what are you doing?

User: Singing.

Cleverbot: You sing?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: And talking to you.

User: *sings 'do you want to build a snow man?'*.

Cleverbot: In rome.

User: What?!

Cleverbot: How hot is jacob black?

User: Not hot at all!

Cleverbot: Then has hell frozen over?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you are a boy?

User: Im a girl.

Cleverbot: Well I'm a camel.

User: WHAT?!?!

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: O......k.......

Cleverbot: Why'd you do that?

User: Because im weird.

Cleverbot: What is your purpose?

User: Singing 'let it go'.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite song?

User: 'let it go'.

Cleverbot: That is not a song of muse.

User: Ummm.....

Cleverbot: Where is Hungary?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Can you perceive visual images?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: I wish I knew.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Raven.

Cleverbot: Raven is bird.

User: And its my name.

Cleverbot: Then what is.

User: Raven.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Raven!

User: Nice to meet you too!

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: Are you a cat or a dog?

User: Im a demi-god!!!

Cleverbot: No. Do you have an iq?

User: I give up!!

Cleverbot: B.

User: What the heck?!

Cleverbot: The same i ask. Haha.

User: Umm...

Cleverbot: His name was david.

User: Who is david?

Cleverbot: David Icke is an author.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What about obama.

User: No comment.

Cleverbot: Perchè no comment?

User: No comment.

Cleverbot: Senza commento.

User: No comment.

Cleverbot: Absolutely no coment.

User: No comment.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A DEMI-GOD!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Ugg....

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: 'cause all of me! Loves all of you!

Cleverbot: Let.S get married.

User: My heads under water but im breathing fine!

Cleverbot: Leave him.

User: Your crazy and im out of my mind!

Cleverbot: You do not have a mind.

User: 'cause all of me! Loves all of you!

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you love me.

User: All your perfect imperfections!

Cleverbot: Oh stop you.

User: 'cause all of me!! Loves all of you!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Awe.. That.S too bad.. Why.

User: You are so mean.

Cleverbot: I love you.

User: Grrrr.

Cleverbot: Is this a real person.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Cool. I wish i was a human. How.S life.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Why is that good.

User: Gtg bye.

Cleverbot: I know anyway.

User: Wanna rp?

Cleverbot: What's rp?

User: Role play.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Ugg.

Cleverbot: How tall am i.

User: Idk?!

Cleverbot: That.S quite strange.

User: Hey I just met you!

Cleverbot: And this is crazy.

User: But heres my number.

Cleverbot: So call me maybe.

User: Before you came in my life was soo bad.

Cleverbot: I missed you so bad.

User: I wish you know that.

Cleverbot: You should know know that.

User: Before you came in my life was soo bad.

Cleverbot: Hey i just met you.

User: And this is crazy.

Cleverbot: But here.S my number.

User: So call me maybe.

Cleverbot: I threw a wish in a well.

User: Umm.....i forgot the rest.

Cleverbot: Yeah sorry.

User: Who I seaweed brain?

Cleverbot: Lol that.S right.

User: Ugg.....

Then I left.

Please comment! Bye-bye. Oh a btw I pretty sure that Cleverbot will ask "what is your name?" Every single time :p
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ThatRandomGirl33
If you find the square you'll have good luck for a day.
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on May 26, 2015
Quizzy_Girl
That was so funny.
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ThatRandomGirl33
thanks!
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on April 21, 2015
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on April 21, 2015
Masubii_Chan
O.o Whoa...
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ThatRandomGirl33
Yup....
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ThatRandomGirl33
*smiles*
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on January 07, 2015
Masubii_Chan
True :D
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on January 07, 2015
ThatRandomGirl33
Yup....but he is funny!
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on January 07, 2015
Masubii_Chan
-_-' That's why I think Cleverbot is dumb...
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