Indigo.

Indigo is not apart of illuminati

Indigo is not apart of the illuminati because indigo is indigo. And indigo likes doing things that indigo things like to do, like being indigo.
But wait...
Indigo can be on triangles which you cut pizzas into triangles before serving them. And teenagers mostly eat pizza. Teenagers and people with no lives usually make these illuminati things. Indigo is apart of the illuminati.
There is no way to unprove it.

Unless... Pasta... Because pasta is pasta and pasta can be indigo.
But, if pasta can be indigo and indigo is apart of the illuminati that would mean that pasta is a magical unicorn.
And magical unicorns, when they bend their legs, it makes it look like a triangle. And a triangle is apart of the illuminati. Therefor, pasta is apart of the illuminati.
And Italy is sad, but doesn't care at the same time. By the way, he was wondering if by any chance you had pasta.