Indigo.

Indigo

There once was a color named Indigo.
Indigo was very indigo-y. It liked to be indigo and do indigo like things. For example, being indigo.
But one day, Indigo didn't feel like being indigo, nor doing indigo things.
Indigo felt more magenta. Indigo then started to do magenta like things.
Indigo was still indigo. But indigo just didn't like being indigo anymore.
Indigo was magenta for a good year or so, and then decided to be beige.
People didn't like how Indigo was not deciding on what type of things it wanted to do. But either way, Indigo kept being beige and doing beige things. Like being beige.
Indigo was doing beige things for so long that people decided to call Indigo "Beige".
But Indigo was still indigo.
And Indigo decided one day that it was going to do indigo things. Like being indigo.
People still called Indigo "Beige" for a while though. It took a few years of Indigo being indigo and doing indigo things, like being indigo for people to start calling Indigo "Indigo" again.

Now you're all prolly wondering "What the flump did I just read."
Simple, you just read this.
And the "t" in "the" also starts with triangle, and the triangle is apart of the illuminati. And the Illuminati likes triangles.
But the Illuminati also likes eyes too. Specifically putting eyes on triangles.
You must have eyes to read this, therefor, this and yourself are apart of the Illuminati.


... You're welcome.