Bloody HellDraco Malfoy
I just ate hot dogs!
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Harry Potter:No one cares about your obsession with hot dogs!
Draco Malfoy:Potter!How'd you even get on my page?We're not friends!
Hermione Granger:He's friends with me and i'm friends with you
Ron Weasley:WHAT?You befriended Malfoy?
Draco Malfoy:Stop posting on my page.Oh,and Granger i'm deleting you.
Harry Potter has just posted the link to A Very Potter Musical
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Harry Potter:Who the hell just liked that?
George Weasley:Lol Malfoys a girl..
Draco Malfoy:That is a racist musical!
Ginny Weasley:You're telling me!I just thought Lavender Brown was Cho Chang...
Hermione Granger:I am not frumpy!
Fred Weasley to Draco Malfoy
Hey,Malfoy!Wanna come to Pigfarts with me?
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Draco Malfoy:No!And btw,how do the Weasleys keep finding me?
Ginny Weasley:Because we're awesome like that!
Pansy Parkinson:In your dreams blood traitor
Hermione Granger:Omg!Did anyone notice that 'James Potter' liked when Harry posted a Very Potter Musical?
Harry Potter:He did?Oh that bastard!
James Potter:Harry!Don't speak to your damn father that way!
Harry Potter:...You're dead!
Sirius Black:Lol!He thinks we're dead!
Hermione Granger,Ron Weasley,George Weasley,Ginny Weasley,Draco Malfoy and 20 others just backed away