Random things to do when you're really really really bored

Random Things to Do

Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".
Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.
Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!".
Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME".
Take a stuffed animal to the vet.
Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read.
Make "No Dumping - Violators Will Be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.
In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!".
Mail a doughnut to the police officers.
Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens.
Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
Buy a package of fish bring it to the vet and scream it's dead!
Draw a face on an egg, put him on a wall, push him off and scream, "Humpty, NO!!!"
Make a cardboard car and wait in a carwash line, acting if everythings normal.
Attempt to glue yourself to the ceiling. If you succeed, when people walk past, spit on them!
Vacuum the lawn. When people walk or drive by, you get the best looks.
Put a cookie into a glass of milk in public, when it sinks scream, "MY COOKIE DROWNED!" and then cry.
Sit in your car and point a hairdryer at people driving by. See if they slow down.
Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
Go to a library and ask for a book on how to read.
Convince a small child that his/her shadow is pure evil, and will eat them if they don't run.
Put a walkie-talkie in your mailbox and when the mailman comes scream.
Dress up as a Gorilla and go to Wal mart and buy a cart full of bananas.
Hide in a postbox and every time someone posts a letter push it back out.
Go to McDonalds and ask for a sad meal.
Come running out of the zoo yelling "I'M FREE! I'M FREE!"
Wear a snorkel while driving and stare at the people sitting next to you at traffic lights.
Run up to an dude with a beard and scream "Dumbledore! You're alive!" Hug him.
Throw a book at someone's face and say "You've been face booked!"
Call Dairy Queen and ask if Dairy King is around.
Draw a circle with chalk in public and scream like a baboon at anyone that enters it.
Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.
Tie a rock to a string and take it for a walk. Every now and then yell "Bad boy, Fluffy!"
Go into a supermarket, scream at the grapes, throw them on the floor, walk calmly away.
Put a post it note in every mail box down your street that says: "I know where you live!!!"
Put a Walkie-Talkie in a gnome and shout at people when they walk by!
Dress up like a leprechaun and run around yelling "they're after me Lucky Charms!"
Climb up a tree and throw meatballs at people.
Whisper to random people, "I just crapped my pants." And walk away casually.
Congratulate everyone coming out of the bathroom stall.
Hit your head on someone's back and when they turn around make a goat noise.
Pretend to pass out in a busy place. When someone touches you scream "I WAS SLEEPING!" and run away.
In the middle of a crowded place, scream "Duck!" as loud as you can and see how everyone reacts.
Buy a cup from burger king and go and ask McDonalds for a refill.
Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!"
Ask for some water and say its to wet and send them back.
Make lost pet signs for your ant and put them on mailboxes, car windshields, etc.
Call a donut place and say, "Yes, uh, I have a complaint. My donut has a hole in it."
Go to a store, and leave a trail of apple juice leading to the bathrooms.
Ride on a shopping cart screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"
Attack a bus with a banana.