Random things to do when you're really really really bored

Random things to do when you're really really really bored

Have you ever been really really really bored? Try doing some of these things to make life more interesting!

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Random Things to Do

Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".
Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.
Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!".
Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME".
Take a stuffed animal to the vet.
Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read.
Make "No Dumping - Violators Will Be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.
In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!".
Mail a doughnut to the police officers.
Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens.
Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
Buy a package of fish bring it to the vet and scream it's dead!
Draw a face on an egg, put him on a wall, push him off and scream, "Humpty, NO!!!"
Make a cardboard car and wait in a carwash line, acting if everythings normal.
Attempt to glue yourself to the ceiling. If you succeed, when people walk past, spit on them!
Vacuum the lawn. When people walk or drive by, you get the best looks.
Put a cookie into a glass of milk in public, when it sinks scream, "MY COOKIE DROWNED!" and then cry.
Sit in your car and point a hairdryer at people driving by. See if they slow down.
Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
Go to a library and ask for a book on how to read.
Convince a small child that his/her shadow is pure evil, and will eat them if they don't run.
Put a walkie-talkie in your mailbox and when the mailman comes scream.
Dress up as a Gorilla and go to Wal mart and buy a cart full of bananas.
Hide in a postbox and every time someone posts a letter push it back out.
Go to McDonalds and ask for a sad meal.
Come running out of the zoo yelling "I'M FREE! I'M FREE!"
Wear a snorkel while driving and stare at the people sitting next to you at traffic lights.
Run up to an dude with a beard and scream "Dumbledore! You're alive!" Hug him.
Throw a book at someone's face and say "You've been face booked!"
Call Dairy Queen and ask if Dairy King is around.
Draw a circle with chalk in public and scream like a baboon at anyone that enters it.
Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.
Tie a rock to a string and take it for a walk. Every now and then yell "Bad boy, Fluffy!"
Go into a supermarket, scream at the grapes, throw them on the floor, walk calmly away.
Put a post it note in every mail box down your street that says: "I know where you live!!!"
Put a Walkie-Talkie in a gnome and shout at people when they walk by!
Dress up like a leprechaun and run around yelling "they're after me Lucky Charms!"
Climb up a tree and throw meatballs at people.
Whisper to random people, "I just crapped my pants." And walk away casually.
Congratulate everyone coming out of the bathroom stall.
Hit your head on someone's back and when they turn around make a goat noise.
Pretend to pass out in a busy place. When someone touches you scream "I WAS SLEEPING!" and run away.
In the middle of a crowded place, scream "Duck!" as loud as you can and see how everyone reacts.
Buy a cup from burger king and go and ask McDonalds for a refill.
Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!"
Ask for some water and say its to wet and send them back.
Make lost pet signs for your ant and put them on mailboxes, car windshields, etc.
Call a donut place and say, "Yes, uh, I have a complaint. My donut has a hole in it."
Go to a store, and leave a trail of apple juice leading to the bathrooms.
Ride on a shopping cart screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"
Attack a bus with a banana.
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Comments (30)

Marvel_Gleek
I LOVE this story!
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on December 28, 2015
a_fox_with_a_fez
please elaborate on techniques for attacking a bus with a banana
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on December 28, 2015
Sheepshagger_Iceland
I'll do the humty dumpty one
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on December 27, 2015
Tori_Swan
I was Laughing so hard, My whole house went KABOOM!
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on November 29, 2014
Whisker_Queer
LSHRN! XD
My mom is mad at me because I'm laughing too hard XD
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MockingjayDistrict
My mom kicked me out of the room because I was laughing to hard, which made me laugh more.
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Whisker_Queer
LOL me too
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on November 28, 2014
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on November 28, 2014
Bookworm10
XD That's great. :3
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on November 21, 2014
DeadPunkette
ROTFL OMG ROTFL
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on November 21, 2014
Saltednuts
Such a favourite
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on August 19, 2014
ArtemisMoon91904
HAHAHAAHA i just died! 5*
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on July 01, 2014
MockingjayDistrict
I fell out of my chair laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ArtemisMoon91904
like, everything I read and comment on YOU"RE HERE! ?????
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on July 01, 2014
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on June 13, 2014
Ponylulz
Btw I died I was lagging so hard I mean laughing
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on June 11, 2014
Ponylulz
It took me forever but I did all of them
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on June 11, 2014
MissFattyPattyPoo
HAHAHAHa hehehe check out some of my story!
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on April 28, 2014
XxlunargirlxX
3# is soooo funny
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on April 09, 2014
EverymanHABIT
I WILL SO SCREAM DUCK IN A CROWDED PLACE!!! I WONDER WHAT EVERYONE WILL DO!!
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on April 09, 2014
EverymanHABIT
OMG I ALMOST DIED THERE!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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on April 09, 2014
tuhina
this so funny! hahahahaahahahhaa
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on April 08, 2014
MockingjayDistrict
I tried to re-read this with out laughing cuz my mom was working, and I got in trouble for laughing to much!
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Whisker_Queer
Me too
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on November 28, 2014
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on April 06, 2014
Bluetomatosauce13
I almost suffocated, my eyes are full of tears of laughter-you really got me at the pet rock part, I will do that when I go to town!!! * coughs * you almost killed me-in a good way, this list is truly amazing
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on March 06, 2014
MockingjayDistrict
I was crying I laughed so hard! WRITE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!! and when u do, PLEASE tell me I LOVED this!
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on March 02, 2014
head.cars.banging
*crapped
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on January 30, 2014
head.cars.banging
XD for infinity! I told my mom I just cramped my pants and screamed DUCK while my bro and sis were playing wii!
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on January 30, 2014
theplaidunicorn
Lol!!! XD XD i will do some of these.
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on January 28, 2014
Pickledpuglet
LOLx10000
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on January 24, 2014
deadly_red_head
Lmao XD
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on January 24, 2014
Bubbzei
i cant stop laughing!!!
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on January 24, 2014