Creepypasta Conversation Show!!

1st Day of Show

Curtains roll up and show starts.
Lexi: *walks on stage*

Crowd: *Cheers*

Lexi: Thank you all and WELCOME TO THE SHOW!! First off I would like to introduce my right hand man on this show!! You all know him as the boy who met a wet fate and the glitch in Majoras Mask!! GIVE IT UP FOR BEN!!!!

Crowd: *cheers*

Ben: *walks on stage and waves to crowd* Hello!!!

All Girls and fans: *Cheers* *squeels* *whispers to each other and giggles*

Ben: *stands next to Lexi* *looks at the girls and smiles demonicly* Heyyyy.....  

Girls: *Cheers and squeals*

Lexi: *glares at Ben evily* Okay then......   well I guess I will bring out the other Creepypastas....  WELL THEN!! All you KILLER FANS out there better be prepared for the one and only, the master killer, the cut-smiler, THE DRUNKEN JEFF THE KILLER!!!

Crowd and girls: *cheers and squeels*

Jeff: *walks on stage all cool with a pair of shades and glass of wine* *looks at girls and smiles*

Random Girl: *stands up with J on her shirt* J!!!

Random Girl 2: *stands up with e on her shirt* E!!!

Random girl 3: *stands up with f on her shirt* F!!!

. . . . .

Jeff: Well... ?

Random Girl 4: *runs on stage with f on her shirt and squeals* *kisses Jeff*

Lexi: O_o MY EYES!!!

Ben: O_o  ..... Holy cow!!!

Jeff: O_o *stops kissing and sips whine* Well, then....

Lexi: Like I said, drunk.

Jeff: *Looks at Lexi* I'm not DRUNK!! I'm freaking HIGH, man!!

Ben: *gives Jeff evil eye*

Security: *Begins taking Random Girl 4 away*

Jeff: WAIT!! I got this!!! *carries Random Girl 4 off stage outside*

Lexi: Well, then. I guess I'll- um- continue introducing Creepypasta.....

???: *girl screams*

Everyone: O_o

Jeff: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!! *walks on stage covered in red*

Lexi: O_o Sure....   Well, I guess I'll continue the introductions. The next creepypasta to come is the one you all know as the Kidney EATER!!! The cute cannibal as I call him, the MASTER OF DISECTION!!! GIVE IT UP FOR EYELESS JACK!!!

Crowd: *cheers*

Jack: *peeks out at crowd from curtain* *waves slowly*

Fan Girls: *squeals and cheers* JACK JACK JACK!!!

Jack: *walks on stage slowly* *looks at the girls* *confused* I-uh- thought you said you'd get me lunch....

Lexi: I DID!! AFTER THE SHOW SILLY!! XD

Jeff: *sits down on couch and sighs* I ran out of whine.

Jack: *stomach growls* Ugghh I'm hungry. :(

Fan Girls: *squeals and cheers*

Random Girl 5: I'LL GIVE YOU MY KIDNEY FOR A DATE!!!

Random Girl 6: NO!! HE WANTS MY KIDNEY!!

Random Girl 5: NA-AH!! I HE WANTS MINE!!

Random Girl 5 and 6: *fighting*

Jack: O_o *sits next to Jeff*

Lexi: *whispers to all girls* He's totally single!!

Girls: *squeals*

Jack: *sighs*

Lexi: OKAY!! The next Creepypasta you all know as the Husky in your dreams, the pooch with a picture!! EVERYONE SMIL FOR SMILE DOG!! :D

Crowd: *cheers and smiles*

Smile Dog: *walks on stage and wags tail* *smiles* Hello!!!

Fans: *screams and cheers*

Random Girl 7: *jumps on stage and pounces on Smile Dog*

Smile Dog: O_o Hey!! I do the pouncing!!

Security: *takes girl off stage*

Lexi: Wow. O_o

Ben: HI LADIES!! *smiles and waves at fan girls*

Fan Girls: *Squeals and blows kisses to Ben*

Lexi: *glares evily at Ben*

Ben: What!?!?

Lexi: *flicks Ben on the nose*

Ben: OWW!! WHAT I DO!?!? WHAT I DO!?!?

Lexi: *crosses arms and frowns at Ben*

Ben: *smiles* You is like me. :)

Lexi: NA-AH!!!

Ben: Well WHY YOU FLICK ME!?!?

Lexi: Because YOU'RE ACTING LIKE JEFF!!!

Jeff: Hey!!

Lexi and Ben: SHUT UP JEFF!!

Jeff: O_o I guess I'll introduce the next Creepypasta...

Lexi and Ben: *arguing*

Jeff: *sigh* *gets up and stand in front of crowd* Sorry but we are having some....   difficulties. We'll be back after the comercial break!

Curtains go down and comercial screen comes up.




COMERCIAL-
Comercial Narator: Are you a Creepypasta fan and want to totally DIE!?!?

!st person: YES!!

2nd person: YAH!!

3rd person: NO!!

Comercial Narator: Then you should totally check out Creepypasta.Wiki.com!! This site is where you can read about them and even have a 15% chance to meet them and totally DIE!!

!st person: YAY!!

2nd person: COOL!!

3rd person: WHAT!?

Comercial Narator: YES!! On this creepy site you can read different creepypastas and become unnerved and creeped out!!

!st person: GREAT!!

2nd person: AWSOME!!

3rd person: HUH!?!?

Comercial Narator: YES!! SO CHECK IT OUT TODAY!! :D

1st person: I WILL!!

2nd person: TOTALLY!!

3rd person: NO!!

END OF COMERCIAL!!




SHOW-
Curtains come up and comercial screen turns off and goes up too.

Crowd: *laughs*

Lexi and Ben: *arguing still*

Jeff: *sigh* *stares at Ben and Lexi* *sees crowd* OH- Uh- another comercial!! It's just getting interesting.

Curtains go down again and so does screen.



COMERCIAL-
Comercial Narator: Do you like writing, making quizzes, and asking questions?

1st person: Heck to the YAH!!

2nd person: Boring...

Comercial Narator: Then you should check out QFEAST!!!

1st person: Q- WHAT!?!? :D

2nd person: *doesn't care*

Comercial Narator: QFEAST!! CHECK IT OUT NOW!!

1st person: OF COURSE!!

2nd person: *snoore*

END OF COMERCIAL



SHOW-
Curtains and etc. goes up.

Ben: *on ground and unconcious*

Jeff: *ticked off and holding knife* *staring at Ben*

Lexi: *staring at Ben*

All: *Sees crowd*

Jeff: OH-uh *hides knife behind back* I didn't do anything!!

Lexi: Sure.....   OH- I'll continue the introductions. NOW!! You know him as the phantom of the forest, the-uh- static man? GIVE IT UP FOR SLENDY!!!

Crowd: *cheers*

Fan Girls: *squeals and screams*

. . . . .

Static everywhere.

Crowd: *screams*

Slendy: *appears next to Lexi*

Lexi: *sees Slendy* Eeekk!! NO SCARING ME LIKE THAT!!

Slendy: I just wanted to make an entrance. NOW, all of my proxies, give it up for the doll of Tails, the thing that comes to mind when listening to 'Can You Feel the Sunshine', GIVE IT UP FOR TAILS DOLL!!!

Lexi: Hey.. >:(

Crowd: *shreaks and cheers*

Tails Doll: *walks on stage and waves uncontrollably* HI, HI, HI, HI, HI,!!!

Kids in crowd: *screams and sobs* *half runs out the door*

Tails Doll: BYE, BYE, BYE!!

Fan Girls: Awwwww!!! HE's soo cute!! I know!!

T.D: :) *sits down on Smile Dog*

Lexi: And now, for the fastest and most frightening thing alive, THE RAKE!!

Crowd: *screams and cheers*

The Rake: *runs on stage wearing tuxedo* *grunts*

Crowd: *silence*

Slenderman: Hey!!

Lexi: *glares at the Rake* I specifically told you not to wear that!!

Rake: *grunts*

Lexi: NO!! Because it doesn't even fit you and you don't need cloths!!

Rake: *glares at Lexi and grunts*

Lexi: O_o Good point...   any way...  TODAY WE SHALL DO THE GA-!!

Jeff: Might not want to say that when Ben's here.

Lexi: He's unconcious. -_-

Jeff: So?

Lexi: WE'LL BE DOING A GAME CALLED TRUTH OR DARE!!!

Ben: Did someone say video game!?

Lexi: No, Be-

Ben: Let's play Majoras Mask!!

Creepypastas: NOOO!!

Ben: Are you sure?

Creepypastas: YESSS!!!

Lexi: Anyways: Next time we will be doing the Truths and dares ppl have commented!! Next time onnnn THE CREEPYPASTA CONVERSATION SHOW!!!

Da na na na-

Ben: Are you sure?

Creepypastas: YES!!

Naaaaa!!!

END
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5 hours after show-

Ben: Are you sure? Hello? Anyone?