When life gives you lemons...?

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SuicideSmileyface
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give any of us lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
SuicideSmileyface
(Only some will recognize this)
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Stop_The_Derpabuse
I rekonize
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on July 06, 2018
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on July 03, 2018
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on July 03, 2018
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sadlonelykitsune
Make some ice cream, lemonade, surgery popsicles, lemon pie, and some other sweets...something that is a lot more interesting and a little tasty at the same time... ^-'
on October 31, 2018
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Blue_star
Question your sanity
on June 24, 2018
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dark_rose
I squeeze them in people's faces!
on June 23, 2018
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lolgamer3
WRITE FANFICTIONS on watt pad
Jrenner
YES
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lolgamer3
YAS QUEEN
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on November 02, 2018
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on November 02, 2018
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on November 02, 2018
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TheAbnormalBoys
Put them in a Sling and swing them around at 145 miles per hour before launching them into my neighbor’s skull
on November 01, 2018
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EmptySoul
1. Scream at life and say I don’t want your damn lemons
2. Plot life’s death (if possible)
3. Make lemonade
on November 01, 2018
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akkoniverse
Lick it as it is,and throw the the squeezed lemon on life. ha
on October 31, 2018
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The.Ice.Is.Melting
Choke on the seeds and die, but right before you die, make that sour face of death.
akkoniverse
that pun
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on October 31, 2018
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on October 31, 2018
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Lullaby_Lucy
Eat them ALL!!!!!!

Or just umm....throw them away...
on October 30, 2018
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Kitten314
You make lemonade.
on June 24, 2018
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Stop_The_Derpabuse
Throw them at Juice box because he/she hates them.
on June 23, 2018
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Stop_The_Derpabuse
YOU THROW THEM AT DEM HATERZ
Blue_star
Lemon on em haters XD
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on June 24, 2018
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TheAbnormalBoys
You take a big ogre shit on the lemons
on June 23, 2018
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