If you were stranded on an island with a shoe a plank of wood and a panda bear how would you escape.

If you were stranded on an island with a shoe a plank of wood and a panda bear how would you escape.

By the way the panda bear can swim and the shoe can turn into an airplane.

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Nobody.07
... I probably wouldn't know the shoe could turn into an airplane, and I don't know how to drive one, and the airplane wouldn't have gas so that's out of the question.
I'd probably would be scared of the panda bear, although I know they are herbivores.
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If there is a panda bear, it can't be a deserted island I am stranded on, cause this panda had to have parents and so on, so its a island of pandas. And there's no way poachers would miss up this island, See More▼
vintagebird
Poachers are horrible.
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on July 12, 2013
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on May 06, 2013
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Amanda_drink_me
Knock myself into a coma, so the bear can eat me
on March 02, 2016
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Phandom_Trash_Number_One
i'm dead
Marvel_Gleek
I'm probably dead too...
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on September 24, 2015
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on September 24, 2015
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on August 26, 2015
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mollylooya
2 answers,

1: i would sit on yhe plank of wood and the panda could drive me 2 home.

2: i would make da shoes into a airoplane and leave the chunk of wood and go with da panda.
on March 12, 2012
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WaitForIt
TURN THE SHOE INTO AN AIRPLANE, AND FLY AWAY.
OR
RIDE ON THE PANDA TO SAFETY X3
on December 24, 2015
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Chocolate02
I would hug the panda forever until he stops being cute (Impossible) and then we will fly off into the sunset in the shoe-plane. But I would still hug the panda coz they're zoo dang cute.
on March 30, 2014
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vintagebird
Fly away on the plane. DUH!
vintagebird
Oh, and I'd bring the panda with me. ENDANGERED SPECIES!!
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on July 12, 2013
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alanah_banana
Hmmm... lol I probs wouldn't want to escape bc I think an island would be a great place to live.
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TheSkysTheLimit
I would kill the panda bear for its resources like meat and fat, and cook it with the plank of wood by breaking it and making a fire, with rocks and leaves. When its done cooking I would use the shoe and turn it into an airplane and FLY AWAY!!!!! With the panda's resources, I could use that as fuel Before that though I would need to kill it with something so I would use the shoelaces as rope and I would take a stick and tie a sharpened rock to it, MAN MAKE AXE!!! MAN MAKE FIRE!!! See More▼
on May 31
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StormHeart
NYAN-PANDA FLY AWAY PANDA HAS BUTT RAINBOWS OMG EPICNESS XD
on November 28, 2013
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potterpox
teach the anda bear to swim and put the wood on his back so i will swim home
vintagebird
Hehehehehe
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on July 12, 2013
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potterpox
aaahhhhh *falls on floor*
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on July 12, 2013
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vintagebird
PETRIFICUS TOTALIS!
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on July 12, 2013
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on May 15, 2013
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Nobody.07
what happened to my own shoes O.o
on May 06, 2013
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evvvie_s
I would get the panda to hold the shoe so it can take us into the air. I would hold the wood in case the aeroplane stopped working. If the panda stopped swimming I would use the wood to help me swim.
on April 17, 2013
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softcookies2003
TRAVL THOUGH THE WATER WITH PANDA OR IN THE AIR WITH SHOE
Nobody.07
no durh. obviously you wouldn't take the shoe through the water or the panda through the air..
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on May 06, 2013
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on February 18, 2013
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kikizoey4me
Fly in the shoe with the panda all the way home
on February 08, 2013
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xKearax
I'd start to cry
vintagebird
Don't be sad Keara
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on December 31, 2012
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Veiled
I'd either kill the panda for food or ignore it. If kill panda, seach for more wood to cook the meat. If not, then search for fruits and other food stuff. A plane can't run on nothing so it'd be useless to try and escape with it. I would just give up on escaping and live inside the airplane...
TheSkysTheLimit
XD you could use the panda as fuel!
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TheSkysTheLimit
I would be like" Uhh....can I have a hamburger with that"
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TheSkysTheLimit
me too......
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Veiled
XD just being honest with myself. I'd probably die as soon as anything happened probably.
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TheSkysTheLimit
XD You have proved your point!!!
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Veiled
As long as it's super obvious or something. I can't come up with some fuel recipe out of thin air. Besides, the panda fat probably isn't enough to fuel a whole plane, assuming panda fat really is an ingredient...
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TheSkysTheLimit
IF YOU USE YOUR BRAIN!! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE" -Super Sayin Kid
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Veiled
So logically...
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Veiled
If I don't know how, I couldn't possibly do it.
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TheSkysTheLimit
IDK if I was trapped in a random Island with a panda....I take my chances! Like you can turn algee into fuel. I imagine you can use panda fat XD
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Veiled
How?
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purplegiraffe
well, wat r the odds that i would b on an island with a panda and wat r the odds that it could swim!!!!😜😜😜😱😱
on March 03, 2016
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Celestine
I would take the wood and carve Ariana Grande is the best!!!!!! Play with the panda, and then take the shoe-plane with the panda I named Mr. Panda.
on November 27, 2013
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kittykat12578
hmm.... I'd properly take the panda, play with him in till he try's to eat me after a couple of days from hunger even though theres a coconut tree, (He hates coconut) I decied to save him anyway. (Cause there cute) Then taking the plank, carve a message into it saying - "Hello." - and send it out to sea. Then i'd just fly away on my shoe-plane. TA-DA
on November 27, 2013
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psychoticalice
LOL take the panda and have fun on the island for a while, making plank into my buddy as well as the panda before burning plank as he betrays me by secretly trying to take shoe and fly away!!!
Panda: okay thats more outragious than your usual ideas
Me: i know but hey i have a talking panda so who cares, off to the plane!! we're going to Japan
Panda: but you dont know japanese
Me: i know but you do!
Panda: thats racist, i'm only a baby
Me: Panda, why you talk then!
on November 26, 2013
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madison1
make fire with the airplane and wait for people to come get you and when they do bring the shoes and the panda
madison1
ya and you would use the plank to make the fire
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on November 26, 2013
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psychoticalice
.... but isnt the shoe the air plane? then how would you burn the airplane, what happens to the plank oh well, what are you going to do
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on November 26, 2013
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lizzie554
i would ues the panda to swim to shore and sit on the plank of would with one shoe on
on March 14, 2012
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TellMyWiFiLoveHer
Use the plank of wood as a boat, and tie the panda to it with the shoelaces. We'd ride to land, and after that I'd keep it as a pet.
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BronyJoe
I beat the panda to death with the shoe cook him put him in the ocean sit on the bodie and paddle with the plank with one bloody shoe on and when i got hungry eat part of the panda and drink its blood
TellMyWiFiLoveHer
At least use a sharp object like a piece of wood. It would put it out of any misery faster.
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vintagebird
YOUR EVIL!!!!!! NOBODY SHOULD KILL ANIMALS!!!!!!
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on July 12, 2013
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SophieLovesLittleMixxx
ahhhhhhhh nooi
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on June 09, 2013
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madison1
omg! my imagination hurts
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on June 08, 2013
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Nobody.07
lol. Poor panda :3 but you gotta do what you gotta do!
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on May 06, 2013
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on May 22, 2012
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hbkubiub
n go home with da planne
on March 12, 2012
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hbkubiub
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hbkubiub
eat the panda and drink its blood t survive
vintagebird
ANIMAL ABUSE!!!!!
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on July 12, 2013
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vintagebird
And horrible!
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on July 12, 2013
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vintagebird
GROSS!
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on July 12, 2013
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on March 12, 2012
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