Inside Jokes

Do you have any weird inside jokes? Translate them here! I'll probably upload a few of my own, just to keep you guys posted.

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Do you want me to share a paper joke! Never mind it's too tearible
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on June 07, 2020
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who wants to hear a pizza joke?
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RandB
that's hilarious!
on June 07, 2020
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EmptySoul
never mind its to CHEESY
on April 30, 2018
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on April 24, 2018
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"Imagination Fly away"
(insert wand circle and cross-back-hand slap)
Taco Bell - In school
Poop on the wall and horse (lady part that starts with the letter p)
My friends are insane, I swear
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on June 16, 2016
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""LINK, TAKE THE GODDAMNED MEDICINE""
It's a long story. XD
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on June 16, 2016
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Tbh my jokes could get me reported ;-;
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PixelThorns
PM me one. I won't judge.
on April 05, 2016
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on April 05, 2016
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Rocket Ship
Translation: Uhhhh...
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on April 05, 2016
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Chinchilla
Translation: Don't ask...
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on April 05, 2016
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*nsfw i guess*
Fongdong

Ok ok so my history teacher (Mr. Fong) got kissed on the cheek by Mrs. Balough. Jaz had said that she wanted "it" and i said the first thing that came to mind. Fongdong.
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on January 26, 2016
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Joke: F*ck the squid!
Translation: In my band class, this boy named Tom made a squid looking thing out of his saxophone mouthpiece, and put his finger in it. Holly, (@Holly3252) told him to put his finger in and out of it, and then Holly and I were saying "Fuuck the squid!" XD
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on January 04, 2016
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Joke: DANG IT! YOU GAVE ME AN ARM BONER!
Meaning: A joke a few of my female friends and I came up with. Because we physically can't get boners, we extend our right arm and yell 'I HAVE AN ARM BONER! YOU SHOULD STROKE IT!' at the top of our lungs.
How it happened: A friend an I were walking and she was swinging her arms and practically smacked my butt. So to make things worse, I stuck out my arm and told her to stroke my arm.
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on January 04, 2016
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Joke: Overprotective Moosie
Translation: @Rustpaw and I were doing(and are still doing) a Warriors RP, and one of my characters is Moosepelt. Another one of my characters, Falcon that Hunts the Skies, started flirting with Moosepelt in front of a bunch of apprentices. When they got to the warrior's den, Moosepelt started chastising Falcon for flirting in front of apprentices, leading to the nickname(given by @Rustpaw) Overprotective Moosie.
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milfs
"MOOSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"BAD MOOSIE!"
"MOOSIE."
"WHY MOOSIE!?"
on January 04, 2016
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on December 30, 2015
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Joke: Not in the art room/It'll get you kicked out of the art room
Translation: After my boyfriend Matt got booted from the art room(thanks Cathy, little bitch), Cat and her boyfriend Eric used that room like their little private place after school. One day, my friend Tom walked in on them kissing(and I mean French kissing. Seriously.), so he told Ms. Hoffmann. Ms. Hoffmann banned Eric from the art room, so now Lils and I are keeping track of how many times people get kicked out See More▼
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on December 28, 2015
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Febreezebutt = Breezepelt
Rijc = Rock
Buddeygly = Buddy
((@Shardfire what am I forgetting xD))
These are all misspellings that we've done during rps.
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BasicCactus
Orly m8
@Shardfire
on July 15, 2015
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Shardfire
It's a gr8 kids show m8 I r8 8/8
on July 15, 2015
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BasicCactus
MY LITTLE HOWRSE, FRUEBDS HIP IS MAJEC @Shardfire
on July 14, 2015
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Shardfire
XD omg we forgot Fruebds hip howwww
on July 14, 2015
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BasicCactus
xD Wait, FRUEBDS HIP @Shardfire
on July 14, 2015
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on July 14, 2015
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Joke: All hail the airplane of paper! And then there's a pencil.
Explanation: At my school there was a paper airplane stuck in the ceiling, and at some point I said "all hail the airplane of paper." My best friend responded with "all hail the airplane of paper and then there's a pencil," and she pointed at a pencil also stuck in the ceiling. It was a daily thing we did after that.

Joke: Insert username here
Explanation: My best friend was trying to explain a fanfic she read and See More▼
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on June 10, 2015
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Inside Joke: Emily x Suit
Translation: My school has a business casual dress code. Whenever I go to school (or anywhere, really), I wear this black suit, and it's become a running gag throughout my school. One day, my friend Lily came up and said, "I ship that," meaning me and my suit.

So yeah.
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on May 15, 2015
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Inside Joke: DOCTOR WHO!!!
Translation: Our Headmaster had called a school-wide meeting the day before Thanksgiving. He decided to ask one person from each grade what we were thankful for, and I got chosen for the Freshman year. I smiled, loked up at the school and said, in a British accent, "DOCTOR WHO!!!" The ENTIRE school started clapping and cheering at that point.

So yeah.
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on April 22, 2015
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Joke: Rocks are stony!
Explanation: At my school, everyone arrives about 30 minutes early, and during that time we read, finish homework, etc. Anyway, I asked my teacher to help me with a the question; What are the properties of a sedimentary rock? He then replied; Sedimentary rocks are, uh, stony…
At this point the entire class cracks up.
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on April 22, 2015
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F-sharp
Watch Earth to Echo. You'll get it.
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Melody_Faith_Rose
i'll watch it
on March 10, 2015
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on March 10, 2015
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Joke: Thunderclan steals from weddings
Explanation: @PikachuKetchum and I were roleplaying warriors irl and for some reason our characters started to steal from a wedding that was in her closet. Our characters were in thunderclan and thunderclan appreciated the wedding cake very much
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on March 07, 2015
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Joke: Duck Horse
Translation: Once my friends told me to find Dark Horse on spotify, I misheard them and searched duck horse which brought up...weird music.. Anyways, I call Dark Horse, Duck Horse to this day.
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on March 02, 2015
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